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April Wrasslin |OT| D.Brine collects his P45

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Vega

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Vega said:
WWE fucked this up already. Brock totally looked like a badass monster. For the first time, in a while, wwe has a believable monster.... And they had him lose in his first match back. Brodus Clay hasn't even lost yet!


They should have had Brock completely destroy Cena and get the win. Then every month have a top WWE main eventer ( Punk, Orton, Jericho, Triple H, Sheamus, etc) get crushed in a PPV match.

Then

A.) Have Cena challenge Brock to a rematch at WM. Cena goes over and does the unthinkable.

B.) Undertaker Vs. Brock at WM. Taker wins and goes out with the biggest win of his career.

It was so easy to book Brock's return. But I shouldn't be surprised Vince fucked this up. He always does.

Ask Punk how awesome his 2 WEEK absence was.
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quoted for new page cause i'm pissed lol. What a mark!
 
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parasight

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All this salt is taking away from what was the highlight of the night. Brock nearly ripping his fucking knee in two. That was a "HOLY SHIT" moment that really brought back memories of the old Brock. He just tries something so crazy that always produces crazy results. It brought back flashbacks of the SSP.
 
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Killing_Joke

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I love that a lot of you guys want Lesnar to bury the entire roster just to job to Taker or Cena at WM next year lol...Face it folks whether it was this match, the next match or the possible WM match. Everyone would still BITCH over a Cena win. Don't fool yourselves.
 
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Heel

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Bootaaay said:
That is AMAZING, lol - Bob Sapp is a lunatic. Did you see his short stint in DDT Pro-Wrestling, by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2zgqR9UEno



Cena sold a water bottle to the head better than he sold Brock's beating.
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Yeah, MMA-GAF enjoyed the last Inoki new years show. You know, the one where he came out on a crucifix and attacked someone with a kendo stick.

Barnett really stole the show with his wrasslin' match.

Here, you guys can borrow our Bob Sapp WCW promo gif as a sign of Sports Entertainment friendship.

ibdsXM6AxhjR53.gif
 
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Officerrob

Banned
Killing_Joke said:
I love that a lot of you guys want Lesnar to bury the entire roster just to job to Taker or Cena at WM next year lol...Face it folks whether it was this match, the next match or the possible WM match. Everyone would still BITCH over a Cena win. Don't fool yourselves.
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Do we want that? No. I'd prefer it was done to someone like Ziggler, but we are trying to be realistic here.
 
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A Pretty Panda

fuckin' called it, man
By the time we get to whatever Wrestlemania he's supposed to be in we won't remember this. But for right now I can't help but be disappointed.

But flying Brock was crazy shit. And there was a Bork Laser sign. So not everything was terrible.
 
abstract alien

abstract alien

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I would have rather had the the match stopped due to brutality and unable to continue similar to Brett vs Austin. At least both guys gained momentum with that finish, even though there was a clear winner and loser.
 
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SquashMatch

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BoboBrazil said:
Know who beat Cena? The Miz. Know who didn't beat Cena? Brock Lesnar.
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Not clean though! Only guy who really has beaten him clean in a long time is The Rock. Even then Cena had the match won but got "overconfident" hell according to King and Cole there was no real loser.. No one ever truly beats John Cena. Cena is the new Hogan but even Hogan put Warrior over in the center of the ring. MITB had an excuse for Cena, so did Summerslam, Wrestlemania ect. No one will ever be on Cena's level because no one is allowed to beat John Cena. I predict there will be books written about Cena in a few years, how he never wanted to job, how he held Vince by the balls because he could. Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Steve Austin ect have never been booked like this. Every one of those guys were better and had similar poularity and never got the treatment Cena has. They book Cena exactly like Hogan, difference is the fans adored Hulk but are completely sick of Cena.
 
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cr_blah_blah

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superpickleman said:
Here's a clip of that crazy spot Lesnar did during the match as well as the horrid finish. Fucking bananas!

I didn't get to catch the PPV unfortunately but it sounds like it was decent finishes aside.
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I'm still trying to figure out if Bork was going for a flying knee, elbow, or the butt bump from Street Fighter. And if he didn't get enough air to hit him fully with his body, if Cena jumped too soon, or if Bork really thought he'd clear the ropes. Or maybe Laser is insane and wanted to flip over like a maniac.
 
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British Monsoon

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Killing_Joke said:
Everyone would still BITCH over a Cena win. Don't fool yourselves.
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The day I don't bitch about super Cena winning is the day Cena shows some actual character development beyond the colour of his fucking merchandise. I frankly don't give a flying shit about how dedicated he is, how much PR he does, how many make a wish kids he goes to see, none of that takes away from the fact that his very presence is like a fucking cancer to my enjoyment. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But don't let my vitriolic hate suggest that I didn't enjoy the show - for a WWE PPV, there was a lot of good wrestling there.

dream said:
Hey Bootaaay, return the favor by showing Heel some of your syringe torture porn garbage rasslin.
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Good idea! Here's a recent one, no syringes though, just a lot of light tubes and a bed of nails;

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xptthd
 
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Officerrob

Banned
SquashMatch said:
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Not clean though! Only guy who really has beaten him clean in a long time is The Rock. Even then Cena had the match won but got "overconfident" hell according to King and Cole there was no real loser.. No one ever truly beats John Cena. Cena is the new Hogan but even Hogan put Warrior over in the center of the ring. MITB had an excuse for Cena, so did Summerslam, Wrestlemania ect. No one will ever be on Cena's level because no one is allowed to beat John Cena. I predict there will be books written about Cena in a few years, how he never wanted to job, how he held Vince by the balls because he could. Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Steve Austin ect have never been booked like this. Every one of those guys were better and had similar poularity and never got the treatment Cena has. They book Cena exactly like Hogan, difference is the fans adored Hulk but are completely sick of Cena.
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What's crazy is all those guys were at the top when the WWE/WWF was much more successful. Why is Cena so special? Why does he get NO heat for the ratings being absolute shit while he is the top guy. It's insane
 
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Knox

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Vega said:
WWE fucked this up already. Brock totally looked like a badass monster. For the first time, in a while, wwe has a believable monster.... And they had him lose in his first match back. Brodus Clay hasn't even lost yet!


They should have had Brock completely destroy Cena and get the win. Then every month have a top WWE main eventer ( Punk, Orton, Jericho, Triple H, Sheamus, etc) get crushed in a PPV match.

Then

A.) Have Cena challenge Brock to a rematch at WM. Cena goes over and does the unthinkable.

B.) Undertaker Vs. Brock at WM. Taker wins and goes out with the biggest win of his career.

It was so easy to book Brock's return. But I shouldn't be surprised Vince fucked this up. He always does.

Ask Punk how awesome his 2 WEEK absence was.
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What in the holy fuck. Why would you bury your entire roster for a guy that won't be here at this time next year? If anything Brock's purpose should be to get as much of the current roster over as he can without losing his heat.
 
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A Pretty Panda

fuckin' called it, man
What's that Chrome extension that changes text to whatever you choose? I want to change all utterances of Brock Lesnar to Bork Laser.

It will be funny for 20 minutes.
 
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Killing_Joke

Member
Bootaaay said:
The day I don't bitch about super Cena winning is the day Cena shows some actual character development beyond the colour of his fucking merchandise. I frankly don't give a flying shit about how dedicated he is, how much PR he does, how many make a wish kids he goes to see, none of that takes away from the fact that his very presence is like a fucking cancer to my enjoyment. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But don't let my vitriolic hate suggest that I didn't enjoy the show - for a WWE PPV, there was a lot of good wrestling there.
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I agree 100%, I just find it funny how so many people are pissed he won this match, but would be cool with Cena winning the rematch or even WM match. Come on, no one is falling for that shit. No one wants to see Cena win period.

Lesnar fucked up Cena and i loved every second of it. That jump was the most amazing stupid shit i've ever seen a big guy do. Losing a scripted wrestling match isn't going to ruin it for me.
 
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Heel

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spindashing said:
I want to be Bob Sapp when I grow up, holy shit. LOL.
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The best part is he travels around the world and fights in a new country seemingly every other weekend, throwing matches and losing within a minute or two of the first round, putting over the local star for a paycheck.. He is the quintessential Sports Entertainer.
 
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BoboBrazil

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Cena goes over anyone in a feud they try to elevate. He ruined Miz, he ruined Truth, he ruined Del Rio. His last clean finish before Mania was Summerslam 98. Almost 4 fucking years without a clean loss. There's noone on his level right now because he stands tall above everyone else and never loses. He lost to Tensai, but who cares? It wasn't even mentioned last Raw and it didn't lead anywhere with Tensai. He's the main problem in WWE right now along with the horrendous booking of anyone that could potentially get to his level.
 
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Officerrob

Banned
Knox said:
What in the holy fuck. Why would you bury your entire roster for a guy that won't be here at this time next year? If anything Brock's purpose should be to get as much of the current roster over as he can without losing his heat.
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You bury most of your roster because they do it anyways and it would be HUGE when he finally loses. You can't have it both ways. As soon as he's putting guys over, he loses his heat. You have to build him up huge to put over one or two select guys.
 
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