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[Man God]

Leaked Longterm WWE Booking Plans: John Cena, the mid card stable legend killer is going to dismantle the Nation of Domination one member at a time, culminating with a fight versus Zombie Owen Hart at Survivor Series.

 

[KissVibes]

Ryback is going to cost Henry the match.

Ryback and Cena start a program.

 

[UberTag]

It's WWE booking on the fly. Why would it make sense?
Vince knows what he's doing, folks. (

Spoiler

No, he doesn't. He's lost his mind.

)

 

[Ozone]

This crowd better chant "FIVE"

 

[CoachKevin]

Great crowd tonight and Cena is bringing some good material.

 

[SquashMatch]

Beat Cena to face Cena? Fuck this company.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

who is that guy with Swagger??

 

[GDGF]

Just tuned in.

Was Cena booed to hell and back?

Yes he was.

Yes he was.

 

[Aiii]

omg, a 2 on 1 handicap match?

HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

 

[TimeEffect]

D Bry gonna job to big E

 

[Foffy]

Just tuned in.

Was Cena booed to hell and back?

Oh yes.

 

[krae_man]

Henry wins on Raw, gets destroyed on the PPV. Cena continues his streak of constantly losing pointless matches and making up for it by completely destroying his opponents when it matters.

Also this 2 on 1 match could set up a cash in nicely.

 

[Surge]

2 on 1 handicap match..but I'm sure they still aren't going to have Dolph cash in

 

[Kyoufu]

Great crowd tonight and Cena is bringing some good material.

Breath of a thousand asses.

Yep. Great material.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Do a five chant or an NXT chant

 

[Lost Fragment]

"If you can beat the WWE champion tonight, you get a shot to beat the WWE champion again for the title."

what

 

[Keyser Soze]

2 ON 1 HANDICAP MATCH??

 

[GazzaScotland]

We heard you all loved WrestleMania so here are some rehashes of the matches from last night.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

I'm glad WWE finally came to their senses and turned Cena heel, this is great!

 

[KissVibes]

D Bry gonna job to big E

hahahhaha

NOPE. Kane and D Brine destroyed BigZig last night. It'll be the same tonight.

 

[krae_man]

Just tuned in.

Was Cena booed to hell and back?

Yes and he did a heel turn.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Missed the first 18 minutes, can I get a quick summary please? Thanks

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

they're just applying midcard title logic to the top title

we allll midcard now

Current midcard title logic is you job on TV, then don't get a match at Wrestlemania. Everything shifted down a rung, it seems.

 

[Sephzilla]

That first segment summarized everything that's wrong with WWE.

Booing the ever living piss out of the face of the company, chanting "boring" and "same old shit" and they do everything possible to bury it.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Yeah, you know, it just isn't the WWE way to give somebody a title shot outta the blue.

You have to earn a shot. Gotta work your way up those ironclad rankings.

I mean, look at how the Rock had to scrap and claw up his way up the rankings to get his title shot.

That first segment summarized everything that's wrong with WWE.

Booing the ever living piss out of the face of the company, chanting "boring" and "same old shit" and they do everything possible to bury it.

Yeah. Clearly when you have a babyface that's not getting over as a babyface with half the crowd for years, you should move on from the guy until he learns how to do the job.

That was your point, right?

 

[Man God]

I'm glad WWE finally came to their senses and turned Cena heel, this is great!

To be fair the reason why Cena turning heel at mania was such a popular notion is that he spent two straight weeks giving increasingly heel promos.

 

[Sanjuro]

Shut the fuck up you babies.

Kurt Warner is going to save this show.

BELIEVE.

 

[Heel]

 

[UberTag]

That first segment summarized everything that's wrong with WWE.

Booing the ever living piss out of the face of the company, chanting "boring" and "same old shit" and they do everything possible to bury it.

Vince knows better, damn it. How dare you try to tell him otherwise!

Oh look... Heel posted an ad for a respectable title contest from a respectable organization that respects its fans instead of shitting relentlessly upon them. Good for you, Heel.

 

[JehutyRunner]

Okay, I want more of this Cena after that promo.

 

[Kaladin]

Yes and he did a heel turn.

He did it a few times, you know he had to walk around the ring a bit during that long promo.

 

[bwahhhhh]

Big E should bring his new My Little Pony to the ring

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Missed the first 18 minutes, can I get a quick summary please? Thanks

Cena went to Neogaf and took notes.

 

[Ithil]

Crowd is not gonna go with the WWE plan tonight. They never seem to get that, they always just plow on with the "plan" even though they know the crowd is gonna crap on it.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

The Cena heel turn joke would have been bette if he hadn't done the same joke in the press for WM.

Same old shit

 

[GazzaScotland]

Slideshows? I guess they've gave the video guy a day off.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Missed the first 18 minutes, can I get a quick summary please? Thanks

cena masturbated in the middle of the ring

 

[Data West]

NJPW “WRESTLING DONTAKU 2013″, 5/3/13 (WPW)
Fukuoka International Center

0. Yuji Nagata, Jushin Thunder Liger, Tiger Mask & Maximo vs. Tomohiro Ishii, YOSHI-HASHI, Jado & Gedo
1. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Title: KUSHIDA & Alex Shelley (c) vs. Rocky Romero & Alex Koslov
2. Bad Luck Fale Return Match: Ryusuke Taguchi & Captain New Japan vs. Prince Devitt & Bad Luck Fale (King Fale)
3. IWGP Tag Team Title – 4WAY Match: Winners of Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr./Scot Summers & Ryan Genesis (4/20) (c) vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Satoshi Kojima vs. Manabu Nakanishi & Strong Man vs. Toru Yano & Takashi Iizuka
4. NEVER Openweight Title: Masato Tanaka (c) vs. Tomoaki Honma
5. Special Singles Match: Togi Makabe vs. Yujiro Takahashi
6. Special Singles Match: Hirooki Goto vs. Katsuyori Shibata
7. Special Singles Match: Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Karl Anderson
8. Double Main Event I – IWGP Intercontinental Title: Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. X
9. Double Main Event II – IWGP Heavyweight Title: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Minoru Suzuki

Suzuki gonna end that reign real quick.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Big E should bring his new My Little Pony to the ring

I always wanted a gimmick where someone like Big E came out to anime music and was all kawaii and just fucked people up once the bell rang.

 

[Sokantish]

new wrestling promotion?

 

[Kaladin]

Who are these cans?

 

[vatstep]

I love how they still do the thing where they only show stills from last night's PPV. Damn, I missed all the action, I guess I better order the replay!

 

[Ithil]

Bryan looks so happy.

 

[Judderman]

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD

 

[NihonTiger90]

Shield will attack Taker

 

[Danny 117]

shield attack taker

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Yes he was.

Yes he was.

Oh yes.

Good.

Yes and he did a heel turn.

I just caught the end of his promo, did he really turn heel? Just seems like the same cocky old Cena making jokes.


Wow! Team Hell No coming out to Daniel Bryan's music and not Kane? Is WWE going to let Daniel Bryan get over after seeing how over he is last night?

 

[Nebula]

Glad I have a Cena avatar now.

 

[Evening Musuko]

Bryan looks so happy!

 

[Nocturnowl]

I always wanted a gimmick where someone like Big E came out to anime music and was all kawaii and just fucked people up once the bell rang.

This should have been Tensei's gimmick.