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April Wrasslin' |OT| Porsha! Get my damn shoe!
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Serpentine
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Empyrean Heaven
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Spring Stampede '97 and Great American Bash '97 are both really good.
The "ROH guys who can't take the heat" torch? I don't think Seth wants that torch, friend.
It depends on if Bryan was truly healthy.
And you couple that with the fact that Roman delivered a hot promo on Raw, and you start to wonder why certain posters and fans felt so obligated to ruin Roman's childhood and family dream in the name of an anti-vax, disheveled, broken down individual. You'd almost think that it was all just a cover for trying to get themselves over.
Mr. Luchador
Member
Wrestlemania 4 is odd.
funkystudent
Member
Bryan should have cut it out with the diving headbutts and suicide dives.
Been saying it since he returned
Been saying it since he returned
Most #4s in a series are odd. Look at Alien Resurrection and Jaws The Revenge.
They need some big hook to capture an audience who has already sat through 3, likely seen a completed story arc and they need to justify continuing it on.
Die Hard 4 wasn't odd...matter of fact it was better than 3.
Roland_Gunner
Member
Warrior went from being the future of the company to a sideshow in like 3 months. Then there's Eddie and He Who Shall Not Be Named.
I actually agree with RP912, I think Die Hard 3 is way overrated. The story is basically a shittier rehash of the first movie's story with a crappier ending.
Die Hard 4 is also one of the better "#4s" of any franchise
dream
Member
I'm going to take it a step further, friends, and say that Daniel Bryan coming back, keeping the same moveset, knowing that the coronation of Roman Reigns was the plan for WrestleMania, is one of the most selfish things I've ever seen in professional wrestling.
The only good that came of it was that I discovered that Daniel Bryan fans hate being called "Daniel Bryan Fans."
The only good that came of it was that I discovered that Daniel Bryan fans hate being called "Daniel Bryan Fans."
Whatever the case never saw 5 because I didn't want to cry.
Die Hard 3 features a Gruber as a villain, who's not as cool as Hans.
Die Hard 3 features a Gruber making scary threats under a strange/crazy belief
Die Hard 3 features a Gruber going "surprise it's a glorified bank robbery" and the other shit was just a distraction
Die Hard 3 gives McClain a black sidekick again
Die Hard 3 has John and Holly separated again
It's the same fucking movie, only not stuck in one building this time. Die Hard 2 gets a lot of shit for being "the first movie in an airport" but Die Hard 2 actually tries harder than 3 does.
Ugh, Die Hard 5. The guy playing McClain's son sucks and Willis is so obviously senile and grumpy that he's involved with the movie.
Die Hard 3 features a Gruber making scary threats under a strange/crazy belief
Die Hard 3 features a Gruber going "surprise it's a glorified bank robbery" and the other shit was just a distraction
Die Hard 3 gives McClain a black sidekick again
Die Hard 3 has John and Holly separated again
It's the same fucking movie, only not stuck in one building this time. Die Hard 2 gets a lot of shit for being "the first movie in an airport" but Die Hard 2 actually tries harder than 3 does.
Ugh, Die Hard 5. The guy playing McClain's son sucks and Willis is so obviously senile and grumpy that he's involved with the movie.
Might as well been straight to DVD by the reactions I have read.
the first WW3 was actually ok despite Hogan shitting up the ending.
lovely ladies
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4 had that one good scene where he's trying to avoid the fighter jet but that's about it. That scene probably looks all terrible now since it was all CGI.
5's terrible, I couldn't even make it past the halfway point before changing the channel. It also looked cheap.
The only good thing Die Hard 5 does is continues the escalation of McClain's crisis
Die Hard 1 = McClain has to save a building
Die Hard 2 = McClain has to save an airport
Die Hard 3 = McClain has to save New York
Die Hard 4 = McClain has to save America
Die Hard 5 = McClain has to save the world
If Die Hard 6 ever happens, it's going to be so fucking crazy.
Die Hard 1 = McClain has to save a building
Die Hard 2 = McClain has to save an airport
Die Hard 3 = McClain has to save New York
Die Hard 4 = McClain has to save America
Die Hard 5 = McClain has to save the world
If Die Hard 6 ever happens, it's going to be so fucking crazy.
Die Hard 6: John McClain joins the cast of Guardians Of The Galaxy 2.
Die Hard 7 - McClain finds the Infinity Gauntlet
Not bald enough. Need someone folliclely challenged.
4 also had that scene where Mcclain launch a friggin taxi at a helicopter. The movie was so over the top it was amazing.
The over-the-top shit in Die Hard 4 is what made it a fun movie. McClain kills a helicopter with a car. Beats a harrier with a goddamn semi truck. The fight with that parkour dude was fun too.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Serpentine
Banned
They'd definitely cast Randy Orton
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
If anybody needs to retire Bryne it's this man
BON er my ass
So for Bo's come back you have him like McGruber with that book and all it says in Bo Ner, Bo Ner and then show him in a room with Bo Ner all over the walls etc and the moustache.
Yeah, they got Die Hard 4 right......if you want to see Die Hard 5, you're probably better off watching a movie like 16 Blocks and pretending the main dude is McClain.
Snowman Prophet of Doom
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So we've established that Danny Bryan is a horrible person, a spotlight-hogging gloryhound who got cleared via a medically dubious method and then sucked the heat off of a promising young star with little in-ring mileage, all to get "one last run" where he looked mostly like a shell of his former self and was only useful as a canvas for Roman to paint a beautiful picture of a handsome Samoan with explosive hard-hitting strikes.
The question is, which person should get the mega heel heat by accidentally on purposing the goatface little troll into retirement oblivion? My vote is for Miniak, but I don't know how the office will respond to that suggestion.
The question is, which person should get the mega heel heat by accidentally on purposing the goatface little troll into retirement oblivion? My vote is for Miniak, but I don't know how the office will respond to that suggestion.
Actually, this is fun.
Casting choices if WWE acquired famous action movie franchises.
Die Hard
Steve Austin = McClain
Paul Heyman = Villain
The Transporter
Cesaro = Jason Statham
Predator
Brock Lesnar = Arnold's character
Jesse Ventura = Himself
Finn Balor = The Predator
Terminator
Rusev = The Terminator
Seth Rollins = Kyle Reese
Charlotte = Sarah Conner
Dolph Zigger = T-1000 (for the sequel)
Rocky
John Cena = Rocky Balboa
Titus O'Niel = Apollo Creed
Zeb Coulter = Mic
Casting choices if WWE acquired famous action movie franchises.
Die Hard
Steve Austin = McClain
Paul Heyman = Villain
The Transporter
Cesaro = Jason Statham
Predator
Brock Lesnar = Arnold's character
Jesse Ventura = Himself
Finn Balor = The Predator
Terminator
Rusev = The Terminator
Seth Rollins = Kyle Reese
Charlotte = Sarah Conner
Dolph Zigger = T-1000 (for the sequel)
Rocky
John Cena = Rocky Balboa
Titus O'Niel = Apollo Creed
Zeb Coulter = Mic
I really don't want to see that.
Arrowgigantic
Member
Get well soon, Perpsisuplexcity
Well his gimmick already is that he's Vince McMahon. Dislikes short people and people who the internet likes.
Jeevesmeister
Banned
Destination America is my favorite channel on all of television right now. The only station in America with the balls to... no, I won't spoil it. You just have to hear it from Bryan himself.
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Deleted member 47027
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If Daniel Bryan is "in bad shape" I would certainly chalk the cause for it up to his anti-vax standing. Eventually it catches up with you.