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[Kusagari]

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Company Man Punk.

 

[slightconfuse]

"Evolution is a Mystery"

 

[jmdajr]

evolution merch yet?????

 

[kirblar]

Having Reigns turn on the other two and join up on HHH's side is a way better option than having the other two turn on him. But that's something you do post-Summerslam, not now.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I thought H's saying "believe in evolution" is Alabama would get more boos

 

[bean breath]

Near naked man in the toy aisle.

Are you in Indiana? Effing Strobogo, I thought I told you...

Oh. You meant that commercial.

 

[Data West]

Rusev vs Consequences Creed recap

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

I'd mark out for Punk joining Evolution.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

The John Cena Experience is on the WWE Network right now!

$10 justified for April.

 

[Vylash]

Conflicting opinions!

eh I'll give it a watch either way

fast forward to the shield match as soon as you hear cena's music, trust me

 

[Penguin]

Believe in Evolution

 

[TL21xx]

Punk as part of Evolution would be awesome if only for the sheer amount of hate they'd get and Punk's return promo crapping on the crowd. Of course, there's no way in hell they'd do that.

 

[darkside31337]

I want John Cena to be the 4th guy to join Evolution.


This way he can destroy it from within in just a couple weeks.

 

[McNei1y]

I really enjoyed this Raw. It's cool that they gave the IC title some respect by throwing out their a tournament with some of the better talent. Most of those matches were pretty solid.

I didn't mind the 'End'volution ending either. They are all pretty dominant wrestlers. They've got to build that "we're the real dominant force here" angle. Should be an interesting match.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Point taken.

Solid point.

You guys made your point.

evolution merch yet?????

They just put it up

 

[Sephzilla]

Batista looks the most out of shape of those three

#BelieveInPancakePecks

 

[bean breath]

Big E is gonna bone that chick

Not in Birmingham he ain't. They don't take too kindly to his kind brushing up against their white women.

Ain't that right, Dragonzord?

 

[slightconfuse]

Punk as part of Evolution would be awesome if only for the sheer amount of hate they'd get and Punk's return promo crapping on the crowd. Of course, there's no way in hell they'd do that.

Deal has been struck

..

 

[Data West]

I'm back on board with Swagger now.

But he needs a new finisher.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

You guys made your point.

They just put it up

only 14 left in stock, talk about overselling

 

[Serpentine]

Nah, their match at SummerSlam was pretty good, and it's obvious that Evolution/Shield is the focus.

They're likely having Kane face Bryan because Bryan wants to face him, and it makes sense in terms of the storyline.

That was probably their best match. They had a decent one a few months ago and a boring one sometime last year. It's a small sliding scale from 6/10-7.5/10

Evolution vs. Shield will be way more interesting for sure but the champ upper-midcarding again ain't a good start

 

[Pristine_Condition]

You guys made your point.

Good point.

 

[FallingEdge]

Yo, I have no idea if it is lighting or dood has gotten leaner but Ryback looked jacked tonight. Holy shit, I have never seen him bigger.

 

[blackaroni]

Believe in Evolution

Batista's physique is disgusting. Them droopy titties.

Just finished the main event and I guess we now know why the Shield stuck together. Basically to give Batista a purpose since the crowd shat all over his return. Lol at people worried about Roman.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

John Cena shooting an AK on the Network right now.

True American patriot confirmed.

 

[darkside31337]

Yo, I have no idea if it is lighting or dood has gotten leaner but Ryback looked jacked tonight. Holy shit, I have never seen him bigger.

They stopped feeding him.

 

[Vylash]

Punk as part of Evolution would be awesome if only for the sheer amount of hate they'd get and Punk's return promo crapping on the crowd. Of course, there's no way in hell they'd do that.

"I left! I went home, put my feet up, made out with my woman, who you idiots will never get close to again, and you stupid marks still chanted for me, you're all sheep!"

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Good point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_uWGcSBo8#t=45s

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Yo, I have no idea if it is lighting or dood has gotten leaner but Ryback looked jacked tonight. Holy shit, I have never seen him bigger.

He's no Big Bad Booty Daddy.

 

[Data West]

"I left! I went home, put my feet up, made out with my woman, who you idiots will never get close to again, and you stupid marks still chanted for me, you're all sheep!"

Sounds like a lame CM Punk promo alright. Maybe he'll call Hunter Paul while he's at it.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

***_***** got John Cena raps on his favorites for just this occasion

what a mark

 

[bean breath]

Stephanie being the new Ric Flair in Evolution 2.0 makes sense since they've both fucked Savage.

Can you not talk about women like they're garbage for 5 seconds?

 

[Dark Ninja]

I'd mark out for Punk joining Evolution.

Punk joins to pay for AJ's casual video game addiction. Then they make Punk cry in the middle of the ring as Stephanie emasculates him for 30 minutes

 

[Serpentine]

I'm back on board with Swagger now.

But he needs a new finisher.

Overdrive

 

[bean breath]

I hope they aren't taunting a shield break up after this

...didn't everyone want/pray/dream about a shield break-up about a month ago?

These people don't know how to pray.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

John Cena getting a cheap-pop right here, in Fallujah, Iraq!

 

[Vylash]

Punk joins to pay for AJ's casual video game addiction. Then they make Punk cry in the middle of the ring as Stephanie emasculates him for 30 minutes

"I'm sorry to have to do this to you, Miz. Punk, knock him out!"

 

[slightconfuse]

I'm back on board with Swagger now.

But he needs a new finisher.

My man

Also he has been doing cool conversion lately

He should usen the power bomb again

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

These people don't know how to pray.

They #BelieveInEvolution

 

[Zoolader]

Deal has been struck

..

cm punk would have been a spectacle still if he had lifted a weight in his life.

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[BronsonLee]

Overdrive

NOW we're talkin

 

[Sephzilla]

The Miz should be the 4th member of Evolution. It would fit HHH's recent attempts to troll the IWC

 

[Serpentine]

I thought Cesaro would steal the Real Americans theme, forcing Swagger to go back to Age Against the Machine

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

FUCKIN ZEB LOL

IS @RealPaigeWWE LEGAL??? HMMM...I MIGHT HAVE TO CHECK THAT OUT. @JCLayfield

 

[charsace]

So am I, there has never been any mystique as a monster.

Because of Cena... there can't be a real monster while he is still in the WWE.



Ambrose needs his own stable where he can be the leader, The Governor style.

Instead Evolution should take a young guy that can be built up in a way that pisses everybody off.... it should be Bo.

Cena is really the monster heel that the WWE has been looking for. He no sells his opponents in promos and in matches he no sells in the end and over powers the guy.

Other than Cena I hear raw was good. True or false?

 

[Data West]

The Miz should be the 4th member of Evolution. It would fit HHH's recent attempts to troll the IWC

He would troll no one but himself

 

[Sephzilla]

Cena is really the monster heel that the WWE has been looking for. He no sells his opponents in promos and in matches he no sells in the end and over powers the guy.

Other than Cena I hear raw was good. True or false?

True. I enjoyed this episode. Crowd was mostly shit though.

Edit: New Paige

 

[darkside31337]

The Miz should be the 4th member of Evolution. It would fit HHH's recent attempts to troll the IWC

Miz will beat Daniel Bryan for the title.

Would be HHH's greatest troll of all time.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

John Cena was on Psych?

I have to watch that crappy show now goddammit.