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[Master Thespian]

Did Barrett get the crowd to clap for him only to tell them to shut up? I would love that to be a part of his gimmick.

 

[HerbertFish]

4 matches tonight? No way are they giving Show vs Swagger 25 minutes.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

What a great Main Event so far. Here comes the Raw recap to ruin it.

 

[strobogo]

Hey man, Quack learned all his chain wrestling from lucha god Skyade, who is in no way a terrible luchador training other luchadors in the same lazy way he taught Quack!

Quack is such garbage. He's text book indie guy who doesn't get how wrestling works and looks like a guy memorizing his spots. Nothing he does looks authentic in any way. And then he trained a bunch of dudes to be exactly the same but with masks.

 

[Data West]

He's indy Bill DeMott

 

[blackaroni]

I didn't know Laurinitis was still with the company. #PeoplePower

 

[Vylash]

EVA MARIE

 

[Phatmac]

Hey guys female battle royal get on this shit guys.

 

[dream]

Legit lol@"Warriors Greatest Matches." What is that, the retirement match vs. Savage and the cage match vs. Rude?

 

[Vylash]

A battle royal which AJ will no doubt win

EVA MARIE IS WRESTLING, WE GET TO HEAR HER THEME MUSIC!

 

[blackaroni]

I miss Tamina smiling. Foxy has this!

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Eva Marie winning the battle royal. Book it!

 

[HerbertFish]

What does the winner get

 

[Vylash]

wait...is AJ not in this? what the hell?

 

[blackaroni]

What does the winner get

Extreme Rules match for the belt.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

What does the winner get

#1 contender.

 

[KissVibes]

What does the winner get

To slap Natty's nose back in place.

 

[QueenOfThorns]

That I LIKE IT DEEP AND DIRTY TOO AMBROSE sign lol.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Eva Marie is so comically bad, I love it Maggle!

 

[Vylash]

SNEAK ATTACK BY LAYLA, EVA WAS ROBBED

Layla eating shit on that crossbody was amazing

 

[Ithil]

Eva can't even fall off the apron.

 

[Showaddy]

Eva Marie winning the battle royal. Book it!

hehe

Edit: Oh bollocks Emma's gone.

 

[zychi]

A little off topic, but I figured I'd share my funny moment of the day with my WrassleGaf bros. How do people think I would sell something to someone who can't type a clear sentence, and has a 0 rating on ebay?

Dude/lady asked for my barely used iPad Air I'm selling, he/she offered $350. I nicely countered with $450, and told her new iPads are $499+tax in store, and if she wishes to communicate any further, to not type in all caps, and use some grammar in her sentences. I understand people get lazy and type lazy. I usually leave out capital letters. But I fear for humanity with shit like this:

NO ITS $450.00 where im from smart ass!!!!! U still charging 2 much for an used item idiot, far as me going back 2 school. seems like your dumb ass need 2 go back as well & learn mathematics dummy!!!!!! NOW IS THIS GRAMMAR GOOD ENOUGH 4 YA? LOL

I didn't reply.

An hour later:

LOOK I TYPE HOW THE FUCK I WANT 2 TYPE, WHO THE FUCK ARE U 2 TELL ME HOW 2 TYPE? I AM NOT FILLING OUT NO APPLICATION 4 NO JOB SO FUCK OFF U STUPID ASSHOLE & STOP MESSAGING ME I DID NOT CALL U NOT 1 NAME NOR DID I SAY ANYTHING DISRESPECTFUL 2 YOUR ASS... BUT SINCE U CALLED ME STUPID, ITS ONLY RIGHT THAT I CALL YOU SOMETHING BACK YOU DUMB ASS BI@$!

Humanity is doomed.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

jesus christ Nattie. Just let Layla die. :/

 

[KissVibes]

Sweet botch, Natty. You're the worst.

 

[blackaroni]

Layla...really?

 

[dream]

What was her ethnicity, zychi?

 

[Phatmac]

Where's AJ?

 

[strobogo]

He's indy Bill DeMott

How the fuck he got to be the HEAD TRAINER for WWE is something no one can explain. A career lower mid carder whose best way to show he could wrestle was doing a moonsault and being fat at the same time. Of all the great retired wrestlers they have on their payroll, he's the guy they pick to be the head of their developmental program?

 

[zychi]

What was her ethnicity, zychi?

no idea, I'm not even sure it was a lady.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Nikki just gave Alicia a cunt punt. Ouch.

 

[somedevil]

Where's AJ?

Well if the leaked Raw script is correct she is supposedly injured.

 

[DMczaf]

Nikki just gave Alicia a cunt punt. Ouch.

Can you reverse that?

 

[Vylash]

ugh, i guess they're gonna use this to break up tamina and aj? such a waste when they should've just done the rematch

 

[serenewarfare]

Tamina vs. Paige should be really good. And I think AJ is injured or something. There's no way they are purposely not using her.

 

[blackaroni]

Natty with her Cena like acting lol

 

[HerbertFish]

Botches....Botches everywhere.



Weird they didn't advertise a battle royale with number 1 contender on the line. It's more watchable than something with big show

 

[jred2k]

Can't wait to watch the Botchamania featuring that match. I was already laughing throughout the whole match.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Eva Marie winning next time. I swear guys ;_;

 

[Master Thespian]

How the fuck he got to be the HEAD TRAINER for WWE is something no one can explain. A career lower mid carder whose best way to show he could wrestle was doing a moonsault and being fat at the same time. Of all the great retired wrestlers they have on their payroll, he's the guy they pick to be the head of their developmental program?

Probably the best combination of hazing the recruits and doing whatever he's told without questioning it.

 

[Vylash]

Praying someone will gif Eva's world class offense and Layla eating shit on that crossbody

 

[Phatmac]

As a guy using the free trial for wwe network for the first time main event seems like a complete waste of time.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Natty with her Cena like acting lol

But Natlya isn't a world class actress.

 

[HerbertFish]

As a guy using the free trial for wwe network main event seems like a complete waste of time.

Don't judge it on this episode. It's been awesome since the Network debuted

 

[Phatmac]

WOW, I forgot that randy Orton had hair!! Holy crap he looked so young.

 

[blackaroni]

Batista should never try to power bomb Roman again. Also, I've never seen anyone pedigreed into the fetal position lol

 

[Vylash]

DEPORT CESARO SIGN, I DON'T MISS THE SWISS

 

[QueenOfThorns]

DEPORT CESARO

 

[Showaddy]

Haha

Edit: Zeb fuck! Amazing.