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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!
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BronsonLee
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Lambda Pie
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instead of 3 HHHs they should have OVW Brock, old WWE Brock and new WWE Brock.
I swear, I thought I was going to hear "Mortal Kombat" in Lemmy's voice.
Zero. Why would he suddenly cut his hair and shave his beard just because he won a title?
Spider from Mars
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Is there anything lower than 0%?
Even called AJ I think and Bryan (LOL)Gotta call the rest, jobber!
You'd have won like 30k if you bet on it though
Battlezone
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Nice. I think the only ones I missed were Cesaro and Brock (obviously), but I couldn't remember.
Why stop there? Brock NCAA Attire, Brock in Minessota Vikings gear, Brock in camo hunting gear, Brock in preorder 100% Jimmy Johns gear
Mr. Luchador
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Cos his Mom said so!
Spider from Mars
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Michael Cole is still undefeated at Mania.
A Junior and already has a badass tag.
You are being pushed too hard, you need to pay more dues.
Cool price Sunny! Gratz Terra!
Just release a WWE Brock game every year and be done with it. Every match in story mode will be Undertaker jobbing.
Professor Beef
Banned
I love how in this and the CM Punk promo he shows no emotion. He's like a wrestling robot, programmed only to destroy dreams and induce pissing.
Spider from Mars
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I want to see Eva Marie and AJ at Extreme Rules in an explosive barbed wire match like the Megumi Kudo vs Combat Toyoda one.
Could be a classic.
#AllredAJ
Could be a classic.
#AllredAJ
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I imagine it going a little bit like this actually:
Random Jobber: Die monster, you do not belong in this world.
Lord Haitch: It was not by my hand that I have once again given booking powers. I was called here by smarks, who wish to give me tribute.
RJ: Tribute!?! You job out their favorites, and give them farting gimmicks.
H: Perhaps the same can be said of all businesses.
RJ: Your words are as empty as your soul. The WWE Universe ill needs a savior such as you.
H: What is a jobber? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... It's burying time!
*The King of Kings plays*
Mr. Luchador
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Imagine now that WWE 2K15 is amazing. WHAT A TURN AROUND!
Breaks all sales records ever!
Breaks all sales records ever!
It's a really smart way to use a guy who can't cut promos very well. That said, returning Brock has been 100 times better than 'Here Comes The Pain' Brock. And I say that as someone who loved that era too.
Frank Mir minigame where you punch Frank Mir while the match loads
lovely ladies
Member
Holy crap, that's an amazing promo... just because Punk takes some MMA classes at his local gym, hahaha.
Lambda Pie
Banned
i always loved the "the only reason i let him exist is out of respect to Paul" line. the emotionless way he says it is awesome, like Skynet just finished building him.
Would be a great swerve!
Professor Beef
Banned
That line, and the "there is no jealousy in Brock Lesnar" line. Skynet did a superb job.
Terrabyte20xx
Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
My favorite line has got to be "But he never faced anyone like Brock Lesner"
Perfect delivery.
Spider from Mars
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BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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jiffs 4 Lyfe
Fuck yo progress
Fuck yo progress
Some of my best friends are webz.
Lambda Pie
Banned
i don't even know what webm/f/z/k is so i'm with you.
"What's more important is what's running down his leg. PISS"
God damn that promo/build to the Cena match was awesome. why the mother fuck did he lose that match, I still to this day don't understand the logic behind that one.
Tell me about it! I come here, become a full member, gift WrassleGAF with videos and flash animations, and get nothing while my stupid kid brother shows up and gets a tag as a Junior by taking a poll!?! That's straight up burial!
I WILL NOT GO THROUGH THAT WINDOW, TERRA!
I WILL BURY YOU!
Seriously though, congrats bro!
Spider from Mars
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Mr. Luchador
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You sound like Bret Hart, while your younger Brother is clearly the cooler and far more talented Owen Hart.
Best line is, 'especially for a guy like him.' So much sass for the fry cook.
We need to poop in his bag to make him learn some respect. Old school style.
Spider from Mars
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Been here since 2012 and still no tag? Some of us just aren't meant to be GAF Champions. You are a B+ poster.
Sounds like you need to kick his leg out of his leg.
Heyman joked that Lesnar is Hitler's wet dream. An Aryan supermutant.
Hey, Bret looked happy to be at Wrestlemania, maybe he's turned a corner. Maybe he got out of bed on Sunday and said to himself "You know what? I'll start living moment to moment, Things are going pretty well for ol' Bret 'The Hitman' Hart right now" and he went to the kitchen and got himself a cool glass of orange juice.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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All these tagged motherfuckers acting like they're better than us.
I'll show you some day dammit, I'll show you!
I'll show you some day dammit, I'll show you!
But when he opened the fridge, he discovered someone drank the last of the orange juice.
Mr. Luchador
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