Currently watching Ray Donovan/One Piece.
Playing bits of LoL/MGSV/Untile Dawn
Currently waiting for Shield/Flash to start back up.
I kind of want to make sure that people who have to go to sleep or be away for an extended period of time are voted on QB so that we don't wind up needing a hammer and not having it.
Am I the only one who really wants to just put QB in the ground even though I know it's not optimal? GAHHHHHHHH.
no, mate
i also wants that
i can smell victorrrrrryyyyyyyy... it is so close *_____*
I want to crack him open like a pinata.... with a baseball bat.
wow squidy so violent~i'll help~
Sorry guys, I didn't realize how close we were. :c
If we win I'm gonna eat one of these cinnamon rolls I just baked in celebration, and have a Mimosa. Mimosa's for everybody.
If he's not scum I'll still eat the cinnamon roll..... but sadly.
i need a graph of palmer's posting habits, STAT!
oh shit I thought we were at 5 I can't count
So you're the jackass that keeps living the break room a mess.
Malory walked out of her office, having heard what sounded like the scream of a woman...or Cyril.
The agents gathered in a circle, a body lying in the middle of the floor. EzekelRAGE stood forward, brandishing a pistol, the barrel still emanating a bit of heat and smoke.
"Wha...what on earth happened?" Malory exclaimed.
EzekelRAGE hid the offending weapon behind his back and responded, "I have no idea. The gun goes off for like, no reason. Anyway, Burbeting was the one who did it!"
"Burbeting's dead, you idiot!"
"Oh, right. Where was I?"
"You were...wait a minute..." Malory rubbed her eyes as the shapes in front of her began to finally focus. "Sterling? Is that you?"
"Uh, yeah, and/or 'duh.'" Sterling countered.
Malory scanned the people in front of her, counting twelve remaining agents. All of them...ISIS!
She gazed at the body on the floor, the corpse of QuantumBro splayed out in a pool of blood. "Sigh...of course it would have to be her. I knew that whore couldn't leave well enough alone." She motioned to her office. "Backup Krieger #2, get in here!"
As soon as the words left her lips, Krieger came running out of her office. "I know I've been hiding this entire time, but really, did you have to wait until the other two had died already?"
"Oh shut up. We didn't need you anyway. Take this body and have it examined."
QuantumBro said:You are Katya Kazanova, the Honeypot.
You are aligned with the KGB.
A Russian secret agent, youve honed...your...skills...what? Where am I? Look, youre just hot. Like, ridiculously hot. And your genitals are detachable. Thats awesome.
Each night phase, you may block another player from taking action by PMing me the command BLOCK: <player>. You also have a special kill role. Should you block Sterling Archer, you will end up killing him as well, because lets face it; he always falls for the honeypot.
Your partners are: LOL
Night Phase Assassination
Each night phase, one of the KGB-aligned players may assassinate one of the non-KGB-aligned players by PMing me with the command KILL: <player>. This action will be associated with the player who sent the PM.
During the Night Phase, you may plot and scheme with your other KGB-aligned players in a private QuickTopic board found here.
You win when the KGB outnumbers or is equal to the amount of non-KGB players.
Extra Roles
As this is a cosplay-themed game, it stands to reason that good guys are named after good characters, and bad guys named after bad characters. To help out the KGB, here are a few roles that are not being used by the other players for you to pretend to be if you need to lie:
Ron Cadillac - The Used Car Dealer - You can swap two players at night.
Woodhouse - The Valet - You can use your stash of heroin to cause another player to target someone at random rather than their actual target.
Bilbo - The Nerd - You can put a tracking device on any player on a mission to track their movements. Youll receive notification if they perform an action.
Note that you do not actually assume these roles - this is just information for you to use, if you choose.
Feel free to PM me any questions about your role. The public game thread is here.
THE GAME IS OVER. WINNERS: ISIS!
You are Sterling Archer, the Duchess.
You are aligned with ISIS (the agency, not the terrorist organization).
As the world's greatest Secret (but not-so-secret) Agent, you've been honing your skills for your entire adult life to compensate for your massive Mommy issues. As such, you're bulletproof, to an extent. You can survive one night assassination. However, you have a weakness: the Honeypot. You always fall for the Honeypot. Should you be targeted by the Honeypot, not even your training will be able to save you.
You win when all KGB players are eliminated.
Feel free to PM me any questions about your role. The public game thread is here.
You are Cyril Figgis, and youre a Sex Addict. (Hi, Cyril!)
You are aligned with ISIS (the agency, not the terrorist organization).
After a devastating break-up with Lana, youve resorted to banging your way across the fifty states, claiming that youre addicted to sex. Each night, you MUST pick up the candy wrapper that you use as a contraceptive and visit a player of your choosing by PMing me the command VISIT: <player>. This will roleblock the player you visit. However, if your target is attacked, both of you will be killed.
Note: If for some reason you fail to send me a target for the night, one will be selected at random.
You win when all KGB players are eliminated.
Feel free to PM me any questions about your role. The public game thread is here.
You are Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene Tunt, the Heiress.
You are aligned with ISIS (the agency, not the terrorist organization).
When youre not getting high on eating rubber cement or feebly trying to housetrain your pet ocelot, you like to sleep on a pile of money while your servants cater to your every whim. Sometimes though, shouting and threats of making your co-workers choke you to orgasm arent enough for your voice to be heard. So once per game, you may override any vote during the day phase by bribing Malory, sealing your choice as the assassination target for the day. Post OVERRIDE: <player> in the thread to activate this role. This will immediately end the day phase.
You win when all KGB players are eliminated.
Feel free to PM me any questions about your role. The public game thread is here.
You are Pam Poovey, the Peeping Tom.
You are aligned with ISIS (the agency, not the terrorist organization).
Sure, you can fit three pool balls in your mouth. Sure, you can drink three gallons of Jaegermeister. And sure, you can get punched in the face countless times without breaking a sweat. But you know what? None of that matters. Youve got your trusty binoculars at your side and youre gonna do whatever you want with yourself while you watch someone else. During each night phase, you can target a player by PMing me the command PEEP: <player>. Youll receive a report of who targeted your target, but not their actions.
You win when all KGB players are eliminated.
Feel free to PM me any questions about your role. The public game thread is here.
You are Brett Bunson, the Buttmonkey.
You are aligned with ISIS (the agency, not the terrorist organization).
You dont have a lot going for you, but youre extremely good at one thing - getting shot. Not the best of skills, but a skill nonetheless. Once per game, you may PM me the command ATTRACT to cause ALL night actions to affect you.
You win when all KGB players are eliminated.
Feel free to PM me any questions about your role. The public game thread is here.
You are an Ordinary Drone.
You are aligned with ISIS (the agency, not the terrorist organization).
You have no abilities other than voting! Your vote is your power!
You win when all KGB players are eliminated.
Feel free to PM me any questions about your role. The public game thread is here.
If we win I'm gonna eat one of these cinnamon rolls I just baked in celebration, and have a Mimosa. Mimosa's for everybody.
If he's not scum I'll still eat the cinnamon roll..... but sadly.
1. What did you think about the mission mechanic? Did it work well? What would you change?
2. How about balance? Did the roles have appropriate counter-roles? Too many power roles?
3. How was the fluff/flavor?
4. How was the "cosplay"-themed game (i.e. named characters rather than things like "The Doctor")?
5. Any other feedback?
After Ezekel's ridiculous role claim I didn't think it could get worse, but then you believe squidy's 3-SHOT LIGHTNING ROD role?
Palmer is 3 for 3 in GAFia and has still never died lol
WE DID IT REDDIT.
MIMOSAS ALL AROUND!
Moments after the KGB were eliminated archer fired off his handguns into the roof in celebration and poor taste. Unfortunately on the floor above him, was Brett Bunsen, dead man.
[ f ] YesNOnoNOYes
shes
[m] squidyj
thats me!
Yesnononoyes (fuck your capitalization)
Myself (of course)
you did this thingy, D2, and i could fucking swear that you had some inves power cuz basically, with your CYRIL FIGGIS avatar, i was getting this strong hints that you KNEW what i really am:
firstly, you truncated your read of me and of your own self and then you put brackets only against me and against your own so i was like.... what is this.... what is he saying??? is there a secret message here
and then i was eyeballing your avatar.... (cyril) and i was like.... OH HE IS OUR COP
...
but now i am full with ??????????
this was the moment that i trusted you 108% btw. cuz i was SUPER SURE that you were Agency's Cop.
lol??????
If you modeled that mechanic after the game resistance, then there should have been some way to sabotage the mission. That way, there would be a definite impetus for the KGB to want to be on the mission.1. What did you think about the mission mechanic? Did it work well? What would you change?
Had there been no mission mechanic, it would have been fine. Because there was one, I think it would have been better to stray far from traditional roles and set up an interesting dynamic based on the missions. Your long range kill was a good idea.2. How about balance? Did the roles have appropriate counter-roles? Too many power roles?
It was good! Right on point.3. How was the fluff/flavor?
It hindered people's abilities to properly fake roleclaim. It's good that you gave alternate roles to choose from, but even when Haly pulled out his Ron Cadillac stuff, it was obvious it was an attempt to use a minor character and not an actual role. In this respect the KGB were severely undermined.4. How was the "cosplay"-themed game (i.e. named characters rather than things like "The Doctor")?
The game was awesome and I am glad you were the one running it5. Any other feedback?
Haly said:Also I want to kill squidyj Night 1 but after his callout of... 3/4th of our team (jesus-fucking-christ) Im not sure thats advisable. We'll risk getting our names out there unless we can play it off. The players to watch out for are Burbeting and Visualante, who are experienced at this game, and squidyj's playstyle is also very dangerous for us (he forces everyone in his sights to be active).