Archer [Mafia] |OT| Wait, I Had Something For This

Game hasn't started yet, although generally Mafia begins on a day right?
 
Please, please remember that Fridays are OFFICE CLEANING DAY.

All uneaten foods in the refrigerator WILL be DONATED to a strangely lewd bear creature at the local high school. So, please clean out your condiments and leftover stuff before you invite ANTS into the OFFICE.

THANKS.
 
YesNOnoNOYes said:
Please, please remember that Fridays are OFFICE CLEANING DAY.

All uneaten foods in the refrigerator WILL be DONATED to a strangely lewd bear creature at the local high school. So, please clean out your condiments and leftover stuff before you invite ANTS into the OFFICE.

THANKS.
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:D You never fail to make me laugh
 
Did anyone thought about the possibility that because we will be taking about who is and isn't a traitor to ISIS, this will get us all on an NSA watchlist?

On the other hand, I am pretty sure I am already on at least two NSA watch lists, so meh.
 
roytheone said:
Did anyone thought about the possibility that because we will be taking about who is and isn't a traitor to ISIS, this will get us all on an NSA watchlist?

On the other hand, I am pretty sure I am already on at least two NSA watch lists, so meh.
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Town and Mafia!
 
YesNOnoNOYes said:
Please, please remember that Fridays are OFFICE CLEANING DAY.

All uneaten foods in the refrigerator WILL be DONATED to a strangely lewd bear creature at the local high school. So, please clean out your condiments and leftover stuff before you invite ANTS into the OFFICE.

THANKS.
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Given the day, might it not be better if the uneaten foods were stir-fried?
 
Don't have much knowledge about Archer as a series, but I guess I'll manage :D. Maybe I'll get inspiration to watch it from playing in this game (if you can watch it legally in Finland anyway...).
 
Seath said:
Gonna be somewhat of a busy week for me, but before I forget:

Evict: Haly

#NeverForget
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Eviction?! Dammit, I want results! Kill these Russian bastards where they stand! I swear you're as useless as a Z-pack for Sterling!
 
YesNOnoNOYes said:
Yeah but my mother told me when I was little that I could be anything I wanted to be!

... AND THAT INCLUDES YOUR SUPERVISOR!
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My mother told me when I was little that I could be anything I wanted to be as long as it was the level above YesNonoNOYes

Sure, as a seven year old glaswegian boy hellbent on playing nothing but football, it sounded like nonsense.

If anything, Mother Dearest is now a confirmed prophet.
 
cabbeh said:
My mother told me when I was little that I could be anything I wanted to be as long as it was the level above YesNonoNOYes

Sure, as a seven year old glaswegian boy hellbent on playing nothing but football, it sounded like nonsense.

If anything, Mother Dearest is now a confirmed prophet.
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Yeah????!!! But!!!

..wait, I had something for this
 
YesNOnoNOYes said:
Yeah but my mother told me when I was little that I could be anything I wanted to be!

... AND THAT INCLUDES YOUR SUPERVISOR!
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Wait, hold on, you actually wanted to work here? Wow, that's kinda pathetic. See Hobohodo over there? He's just working here to pay for his acting classes. EzekelRAGE? Wanted to be a high-class stripper, until an accident with a spoon, butter and three dolphins ruined his dream forever. Now he works 9 to 5 to pay off his medical bills. Seath? He's actually not getting paid, he's an intern, basically a slave. Or at least I think he is. Me? As soon as Hollywood buys my script for "The Sledgening" I'm outta here.
 
Not to mention Hobohodo still has nightmares where he's a small child that gets murdered by a bunch of anthropomorphic animals. Poor kid.
 
Wait, you mean that was therapy? I thought it was a session with an acting coach. Wait, that means that wasn't some acting class with fellow students that other day, but some meeting of traumatized people? Now I feel kinda bad eating all the mini sausages at their buffet.
 
Sweet, I should get my Surface Pro 3 in the mail today, so as long as I've got WiFi I should be able to do the updates just fine.
 
El Topo said:
Wait, hold on, you actually wanted to work here? Wow, that's kinda pathetic. See Hobohodo over there? He's just working here to pay for his acting classes. EzekelRAGE? Wanted to be a high-class stripper, until an accident with a spoon, butter and three dolphins ruined his dream forever. Now he works 9 to 5 to pay off his medical bills. Seath? He's actually not getting paid, he's an intern, basically a slave. Or at least I think he is. Me? As soon as Hollywood buys my script for "The Sledgening" I'm outta here.
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WORK here? Work?????

I thought this entire thing was a cover for my, quote marks, operations account!!!
 
Thankfully, my completely intended typo saved master Ouro from death by a thousand ants.

Smeared in jam, locked in sand. What a way to go!

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Was checking what food was going to be for Friday as I wanted to bail on it to go out with work.
It was stir fry.
My laughter was not appreciated.
 
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