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[OmegaSupreme]

 

[Meicyn]

Sounds gay tbh

 

[T8SC]

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

If Henry Cavill slipped into my sheets...man...I don't know. And just think of the post coitus chat. Graphics cards and the DCEU

 

[Javthusiast]

No

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why is everything identity politics nowadays? It's all so tiring.

 

[VAL0R]

I am a man who has not and will not ever have sexual relations with another man. I find it morally repulsive. And yes, this includes men who pretend they are women.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

I am a man who has not and will not ever have sexual relations with another man. I find it morally repulsive. And yes, this includes men who pretend they are women.

This the type of shit priests and Lady G say. "I AM A MAN" lmao okay Chad calm down.

 

[Gold_Loot]

This the type of shit priests and Lady G say. "I AM A MAN" lmao okay Chad calm down.

What the kids call “chads” these days are what we simply called “men” back then.
There’s nothing inordinate about his post.

 

[Meicyn]

I am a man who has not and will not ever have sexual relations with another man. I find it morally repulsive. And yes, this includes men who pretend they are women.

sex with another dude is great man nothing more masculine

no homo

 

[Reality Czar]

This the type of shit priests and Lady G say. "I AM A MAN" lmao okay Chad calm down.

This type of shit deflated cartooon frogs say who don't have an opinion themselves. Calm down.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

This the type of shit priests and Lady G say. "I AM A MAN" lmao okay Chad calm down.

Huh. I thought this thread was about asking people if they were super straight or not. I mean, it would be out of place to say in a bronies thread, but here? Not so much.

 

[bucyou]

never thought we'd get to a point when people would talk about sucking their girlfriends cock tbh

 

[DESTROYA]

Like and arrow.

 

[Lady Bird]

Why is everything identity politics nowadays? It's all so tiring.

This one is satire, but it plays by LGBT+ own rules and exposes their hypocrisy.

It's basically a reaction to the more extremist pro-trans community that believe straight people should be ashamed and labeled as hateful human beings because they don't have a sexual preference for transgenders. Which makes those extremists very similar to the bigots they claim to be against, and unconsciously pro-rape.

The "super straight" satiric movement (alongside "super gay" and "super lesbian" which came after it) expose that.

Twitter is melting over this, as usual.

 

[008]

I’m super straight. Not going to walk around and identify myself as that or tell people because...I don’t give a shit

 

[BigBooper]

 

[triplestation]

i am a biological man

but identify as a lesbian woman

 

[Sub_Level]

If you're a straight man and a girl pegs you, does it make you gay?

Or does it make you gay?

 

[GeorgPrime]

Iam Super Straight!

Its sexual preference and has nothing to do with being transphobic.

I would never fuck a man so why should i fuck a woman that has physical attributes of a man?

Some people have transgender fetish, i dont have it.

Tolerate it or fuck off.

 

[strange headache]

I am a man who has not and will not ever have sexual relations with another man. I find it morally repulsive. And yes, this includes men who pretend they are women.

 

[xrnzaaas]

'Super straight' sounds lame, why not call it 'straight white'?

And yes, yes I am.

 

[funkygunther]

“super straight” is totally what someone content with their sexuality would say

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Oh, snap. Got em! Rolls eyes.

 

[VAL0R]

I'm not even mad.

 

[strange headache]

Oh, snap. Got em! Rolls eyes.

Imagine being so insecure and feeling so threatened by the mere existence of homosexuals that you need to establish the purity of your heterosexuality on a gaming forum. Now imagine being the beta orbiter coming to the defense.

I'm not even mad.

I know.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Imagine being so insecure and feeling so threatened by the mere existence of homosexuals that you need to establish the purity of your heterosexuality on a gaming forum. Now imagine being the beta orbiter coming to the defense.



I know.

Imagine getting worked up over satire. I'm sorry you felt threatened.

 

[Batiman]

Seen this shit the other day. So fuckin lame.

 

[Majmun]

I'm super gay

Although some female to male trans look really interesting to me.
Female to male is often quite a succes look wise. But no dick means no play.

 

[HarryKS]

I am a normal dude who likes women or to be more precise homo sapiens females. I do not want to experience alternate lifestyles repackaged as some sort of neo-normative behaviour when it's really not.

 

[Big Baller]

Come at me

 

[Kev Kev]

I am only interested in white, natural born women

I’m not racist or any kind of -phobic

If you think otherwise, you’re wrong, and fuck you

 

[E-Cat]

If you're a straight man and a girl pegs you, does it make you gay?

Or does it make you gay?

It makes you a straight man pegged by a girl

 

[Werewolf Jones]

If you're a straight man and a girl pegs you, does it make you gay?

Or does it make you gay?

It'll lead you down the rabbit hole to try the real thing because liking putting things in your ass ain't heterosexual activity.

Also I'm Super Gay.

 

[highrider]

This the type of shit priests and Lady G say. "I AM A MAN" lmao okay Chad calm down.

No this is how typical straight men think. I know it’s shocking when being gay isn’t immediately celebrated.

 

[Gold_Loot]

If you're a straight man and a girl pegs you, does it make you gay?

Or does it make you gay?

I occasionally let the wife go to the second knuckle. It’s a good time with a few drinks

 

[ManaByte]

Anyone notice the flag colors?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

The super straight are the most oppressed class in society. How much we've suffered.

 

[thefool]

Im not into men, former men and transwomen, it's not hard to define what attract me and doesn't. I'm also not into fat women and ugly women. I imagine lots of women include me in their rejection group too. I also have phenotypes preferences.

From my experience, the transwomen I see on dating apps tend to put that info on their bios which is more than enough for me.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Super Straight here and loving it.

 

[Whoateallthepies]

My folder of Lesbian Porn, categorized into 30 different niches, then multiplied to seperate pro/amateur for each niche... That pretty much answers the question.

 

[captainraincoat]

 

[John Day]

Is this shit real?

 

[Lady Bird]

Anyone notice the flag colors?

Yeah, it's an interesting coincidence.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Is this shit real?

No.

 

[MilkLizard]

I know this is a joke but, just for a second, imagine being so insecure that you have to come up with shit like this

 

[CrapSandwich]

Is this shit real?

It isn't, but it kind of is. Like other 4chan memes, it starts as a joke, evokes a serious response, and then eventually becomes real.

 

[Ikutachi]

Yeah.

 

[Goro Majima]