Idleyes
Gold Member
As a Floridian, I've been eagerly awaiting GTA 6, especially with it being set in a Vice City inspired by Miami Florida. But let's be honest: if Rockstar doesn't embrace some of the beautiful chaos that is life here, it's going to feel more like "Humid LA." I'm not talking palm trees and pastel suits, I mean gators raiding kitchens, meth heads in Disney costumes, hurricane party on the roof kind of shit. So here's 19 of some immersion breakers from a fellow Floridian.
1: No NPCs pole dancing on traffic signs
2: No racoons on bath salts
3: The absence of trailer park legal advise
4: Can't sail airboats through gulf courses.
5: Gas stations don't sell fireworks bundled with boiled peanuts
6: No killing mosquito's with flip flops.
7: Drivers using turn signals
8: Can't bribe code enforcement with stolen flamingo lawn ornaments
9: No one driving a lawn mower down I-95
10: No strip clubs near daycare centers
11: No shirtless NPCs selling lizards at Circle K
12: No immediate power outage after a text from the utility company says power was restored.
13: Can't throw iguanas at people.
14: No opportunity to throw hands with theme park mascots
15: No pick pocket seagulls.
16: No Publix staffer restocking Air Wick Essential oils while customers fight over water & D batteries before a hurricane.
17: No Hurricane.
18: No naked NPC sipping yak on a stolen jet ski while being chased by FL Fish and Wildlife.
19: No NPC's getting kicked out the airport for trying to board with an emotional support python.
Non Floridians are more than welcome to throw in what you'd consider either emersion breaking or indistinguishable from LA.

1: No NPCs pole dancing on traffic signs
2: No racoons on bath salts
3: The absence of trailer park legal advise
4: Can't sail airboats through gulf courses.
5: Gas stations don't sell fireworks bundled with boiled peanuts
6: No killing mosquito's with flip flops.
7: Drivers using turn signals
8: Can't bribe code enforcement with stolen flamingo lawn ornaments
9: No one driving a lawn mower down I-95
10: No strip clubs near daycare centers
11: No shirtless NPCs selling lizards at Circle K
12: No immediate power outage after a text from the utility company says power was restored.
13: Can't throw iguanas at people.
14: No opportunity to throw hands with theme park mascots
15: No pick pocket seagulls.
16: No Publix staffer restocking Air Wick Essential oils while customers fight over water & D batteries before a hurricane.
17: No Hurricane.
18: No naked NPC sipping yak on a stolen jet ski while being chased by FL Fish and Wildlife.
19: No NPC's getting kicked out the airport for trying to board with an emotional support python.

Non Floridians are more than welcome to throw in what you'd consider either emersion breaking or indistinguishable from LA.