As a Floridian, here's what would break immersion in GTA6

I used to travel OTB quite often to get to the orange bowl arena for games and stuff. Prosties everywhere, but the parliment house for the dudes with the hotel attached.

It was crazytown around that area with drugs and violence. Was Cowboys open in the 90s. That's when I lived in Eustis for high school and traveled a lot down there.
Yeah, they've been around for like 50 years. Was always a good time with an endless sea of hot women.

I used to go with a few girls I knew who used to play Tinker Bell, Alice, etc., at Disney 🤣
 
There was an Alice If I recall correctly that gave off a hate my job vibe but expressed it by being over the top Alice to the point of being annoying. It was like everything she said was kind but sarcastic because she clearly meant the opposite and spent more time talking to one person than I was used to Disney characters doing. This was either 2013 or 2014. Can't remember but man I aint gone lie dawg that Alice was hot AF. I exited the scene as soon as I started to notice how thick she was because she looked like she was about 19 and I was in my late 30's . Fuck all that. I started to notice when she said some shit about my smile stopping time like her tea parties. I still remember that look she gave me. I was like maaaannn, nigga I'mma just grab my wifes hand and be out.
 

This just popped up on Al.com

We better be able to do this too!

Customer asked to speak to the manager, the employee said nah fam, and hopped out the window and killed him.

The customer no longer has a complaint

This, I would play THIS.

Damn, the man went all Blitzkrieg on the Fast Forward on EVERYTHING his last day. 😳
 
Remind me not to visit Florida ever.
As someone from Florida, shit I agree, don't come here lol

Its not only as bad as you think, some shit goes on unreported, which means many times I know of crimes that happened, that don't even make the news...
 
And last but not least:

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Wait, so this is real? The weather forecast warns residents that iguanas may drop from the "sky" (trees)???

OMG, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard! 🤣

We only have rain and snow in Germany... 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
 
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Wait, so this is real? The weather forecast warns residents that iguanas may drop from the "sky" (trees)???

OMG, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard! 🤣

We only have rain and snow in Germany... 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
This is the kind of shit I would think is an AI parody. But it seems to be true.
 
As someone from Florida, shit I agree, don't come here lol

Its not only as bad as you think, some shit goes on unreported, which means many times I know of crimes that happened, that don't even make the news...

Speaking of which, two guys came down my block around 2 a.m., trying to remove every street-facing camera they could find. I'm talking like 30 houses on a dead-end street. After a bunch of us reported it, the police figured they might come back to hit one or more of the houses the next night, so they parked a unit at the end of the street around the same time.

Sure enough, these geniuses roll up in a pickup truck and get instantly snagged by the cops. Absolute clowns. Turns out it was a Black guy and a white guy, both fresh out of jail. The even had all the stolen Google Nest And Amazon Ring doorbells in the fucking Truck. You can't make this shit up. They literally thought we'd just all sit around doing nothing until they came back.
 
If Mar-a-Lago Club shows up in the game, my guess is Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood will be blaring nonstop over the intercoms. Stick around too long, and the surveillance drones alert the local HOA, triggering a unique flashing star as a squad of red-hat-wearing Karens roll up in gulf karts shouting shit like "This is private property!" and "Go back to Los Santos!
 
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I'm sorry but this a proven cross cultural feature worldwide. It would break inmersion everywhere.

Might not be the case for everyone, some of us still have to do it in broad daylight. Florida mosquitoes don't give a damn what time it is.
 
Central. Orlando Pine Hills Area.

I grew up in Apopka. Loved it there. Do you ever go to Rock Springs or Kelly Springs park and float down.


Apparently it is hard to get into now but in the 80s we would do this all the time.
 
Wait, so this is real? The weather forecast warns residents that iguanas may drop from the "sky" (trees)???

OMG, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard! 🤣

We only have rain and snow in Germany... 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

All true. They even warn you not to put seemingly dead lizards into your trash, because when they warm up and wake up, they come at you next time you open the lid.
 
I grew up in Apopka. Loved it there. Do you ever go to Rock Springs or Kelly Springs park and float down.


Apparently it is hard to get into now but in the 80s we would do this all the time.

I fuck with the Tooting Otter over at Wekiva Island, and another park that seems a bit more private. Has a clubhouse of some sort and a little beach area. It's basically a parking lot, clubhouse and beach lol. Why I can't remember what it's called right now is driving me crazy.
 
I grew up in Apopka. Loved it there. Do you ever go to Rock Springs or Kelly Springs park and float down.


Apparently it is hard to get into now but in the 80s we would do this all the time.

Found that sneaky bitch!!! Bear Lake Clubhouse!
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Florida joined the many other states that recognize gold and silver as legal tender. Now their citizens can say bye-bye to the inflation of fiat currency. Maybe GTA6 could have you finding pirate treasure at the beach and using it to buy clothes?


 
I both love and hate my Governor. He gets some things right and other things I'm like Bruh.

Examples:
No property Tax = I love you Ron!
Make it a felony to willfully obstruct roadways and then Cubans go and do exactly that and you don't enforce = Fuck you Ron!
 
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I both love and hate my Governor. He gets some things right and other things I'm like Bruh.

Examples:
No property Tax = I love you Ron!
Make it a felony to willfully obstruct roadways and then Cubans go and do exactly that and you don't enforce = Fuck you Ron!
Property tax is HUGE! I hope he does it because it sucks you work most of your life to pay a house off and it's NOT EVEN yours. You're just leasing it from the state.
 
Yeah that's a big fucking deal. As a black man that went all in and still is all in on people like Floyd surviving to see trial when he announced that shit? I basically burnt all my black lives matter shit and was Like yo, ill check in with yawl later aaight? We good? No? Fuck it. Let this nigga Ron cook for a little longer.
 
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