S0ULZB0URNE
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30 fps would break immersion
The city was kind enough to give them their own cross walks with traffic lights.
Damn right.. If anything, I just hope it scares people from ever moving here. The less people the better. LolWe Floridian's are proud our state is famous, maybe not for the right reasons, but proud all the same.
Damn right.. If anything, I just hope it scares people from ever moving here. The less people the better. Lol
Real-time flooding is a bit too much I agree, but scripted while free-roaming is likely imo, Red Dead 2 already had water levels rising in puddles and rivers (all scripted of course) so I can see them scripting mild beach and sea level street flooding when heavy storms hit.Something scripted sure.
Many games have those setpieces that are not possible during normal gameplay, sp2 sandman boss battle, dogma 2 giant statue etc.
I just don't expect real time flooding while you just explore the open world.
I'm from New York and lived in Orlando for some years. I was so baffled by the "bundled up up-top and flip flops and shorts on the bottom" thing lol.I feel attacked
I was always told as a kid never to drink their water. I vacation in the florida gulf yearly and have since the late 80's. To this day, I have never drink their tap water. I buy bottled water
Exactly lol I was ALWAYS told just... dont... drink it lol so never ever haveThis is definitely a thing. I know plenty of people who drink Florida tap water though, and maybe it's just anecdotal, but every single one of them niggas is crazy. I'm not saying they're crazy for drinking the water, I'm saying I think they're crazy because they drink the water.
We don't own pants in Florida too hot for itI'm from New York and lived in Orlando for some years. I was so baffled by the "bundled up up-top and flip flops and shorts on the bottom" thing lol.
I moved down here five years ago from NY. Florida doesn't have shit on crazy NYers. Well, besides having too many NYers but I've noticed they start acting a lot nicer when they get down here.
They start acting a lot nicer down here because flipping the bird or blowing your car horn one too many times might get you shot. Our gun laws hit different.
I lived there for a short time when I was 18. I've also lived in TN, South Carolina, Washington and Maine. I would consider all of those states trashy in their own way, and nice in their own way....Remind me not to visit Florida ever.
This sounds like a great vacationAs a Floridian, I've been eagerly awaiting GTA 6, especially with it being set in a Vice City inspired by Miami Florida. But let's be honest: if Rockstar doesn't embrace some of the beautiful chaos that is life here, it's going to feel more like "Humid LA." I'm not talking palm trees and pastel suits, I mean gators raiding kitchens, meth heads in Disney costumes, hurricane party on the roof kind of shit. So here's 19 of some immersion breakers from a fellow Floridian.
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1: No NPCs pole dancing on traffic signs
2: No racoons on bath salts
3: The absence of trailer park legal advise
4: Can't sail airboats through gulf courses.
5: Gas stations don't sell fireworks bundled with boiled peanuts
6: No killing mosquito's with flip flops.
7: Drivers using turn signals
8: Can't bribe code enforcement with stolen flamingo lawn ornaments
9: No one driving a lawn mower down I-95
10: No strip clubs near daycare centers
11: No shirtless NPCs selling lizards at Circle K
12: No immediate power outage after a text from the utility company says power was restored.
13: Can't throw iguanas at people.
14: No opportunity to throw hands with theme park mascots
15: No pick pocket seagulls.
16: No Publix staffer restocking Air Wick Essential oils while customers fight over water & D batteries before a hurricane.
17: No Hurricane.
18: No naked NPC sipping yak on a stolen jet ski while being chased by FL Fish and Wildlife.
19: No NPC's getting kicked out the airport for trying to board with an emotional support python.
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Non Floridians are more than welcome to throw in what you'd consider either emersion breaking or indistinguishable from LA.
Just cause 4 did hurricanes and weather last gen for open world on ps4. Don't see why it couldn't work.I doubt it, the game already look fairly impossible for these poor consoles, real time flooding is asking a bit too much.
You can have that in fedex simulator 2 that only has to render one character and the location most of the time.
30 fps would break immersion
Every GTA has launched at that though.30 fps would break immersion
And it's been a deal breaker.Might be a bridge too far, but gator eating a baby.
Every GTA has launched at that though.
100% Orlando has Flint Michigan levels of bad water. If I get stuck in a "off park" hotel I swear to god I smell worse when I get OUT of the shower.This is definitely a thing. I know plenty of people who drink Florida tap water though, and maybe it's just anecdotal, but every single one of them niggas is crazy. I'm not saying they're crazy for drinking the water, I'm saying I think they're crazy because they drink the water.
Because just cause only had that going on, barely any npcs or city simulation or animal simulation or traffic simulation or anything that gta6 is gonna do, if you think that stuff is easy and doesn't come with a huge cost in performance, i have a bridge to sell you.Just cause 4 did hurricanes and weather last gen for open world on ps4. Don't see why it couldn't work.
I know they are (much) further away from the Miami area, but it would be fun to see some of the fuckton of themeparks there.
Have to understand it's a game made for mostly young men who don't discuss weather, and are desperate for classic rockstar story telling.
2: No racoons on bath salts
13: Can't throw iguanas at people.
15: No pick pocket seagulls.
Rocktstar is clearly effected by the controversies from hidden sex scene in GTA San Andreas.GTA used to really exaggerate in thier portrayals of cities, but I'm starting to think whatever they do and however crazy they go it will still seem toned down compared to real life.
Easy fix:Miami does have a few of its own, but I get what you mean. I seriously doubt Rockstar would have an easy time dealing with Disney or Universal's legal teams if they tried to parody their parks. Just navigating the paperwork could delay the game by a decade.![]()
Have Turn signals ever been part of a GTA game?
Wouldn't all they need to do is make a park with a different symbol. Say instead of Mickey mouse do some other animal like a bear, gator or something like that.Miami does have a few of its own, but I get what you mean. I seriously doubt Rockstar would have an easy time dealing with Disney or Universal's legal teams if they tried to parody their parks. Just navigating the paperwork could delay the game by a decade.![]()
P-House is no longer there.You need to get off Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando and stop going to the Parliment House.
I grew up in Central Florida between Daytona Beach, Leesburg, Apopka area. Lots of prostitutes on the OTB.
I used to travel OTB quite often to get to the orange bowl arena for games and stuff. Prosties everywhere, but the parliment house for the dudes with the hotel attached.P-House is no longer there.
Cowboys is, however.