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[Fabieter]

95 soon fuckers. People will eat Crow.

It's not called Mario. It will stay at 94 or drop to 93.

 

[ShaiKhulud1989]

I see dead people

 

[ricares81]

Damn! Astrobot, you’re going to high places and I’m going to help. Got my order locked and placed! Doing my part!

Looking forward to boarding the ps5 mothership

 

[Alebrije]

This month Will be great...

 

[Spitfire098]

Another PS banger...

 

[Senua]

It's not called Mario. It will stay at 94 or drop to 93.

 

[bundylove]

 

[Nonehxc]

I see that extra chromosome is treating Curd Eastturd well.

 

[CompleteGlobalSaturation]

Dammit. Hope playstation dont go full nintendo and decide this kid shit is better than god of war and last of us.

The irony....

The modern God Of War (especially Ragnarok) is the literal definition of kid shit.

 

[Topher]

It's not called Mario. It will stay at 94 or drop to 93.

 

[Certinty]

This did feel inevitable.

All they really had to do was make a full length title off what they did with Astro’s Playroom (so let’s say 3x in length) without anything spectacular added and it would have still ended up as a 9/10 game.

Instead they’ve seemingly improved on it in every way. No wonder all the 10/10s.

 

[John Wick]

Dammit. Hope playstation dont go full nintendo and decide this kid shit is better than god of war and last of us.

Why not have both???

 

[Gaiff]

Dammit. Hope playstation dont go full nintendo and decide this kid shit is better than god of war and last of us.

Astro is most certainly a lot better than GOWR lol.

 

[Roman Empire]

Game will be an easy

80-84%​

GAF is on pure cope thinking it will reach high 80's or even 90 on MC.

Well, we can call it a... success.

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

Dammit. Hope playstation dont go full nintendo and decide this kid shit is better than god of war and last of us.

You're right.....full woke where those two series have gone is MUCH better

 

[bundylove]

Astro is most certainly a lot better than GOWR lol.

Its better than mario score

 

[jm89]

Dunno if this has been posted. Long 40 mins session gives a good idea about the game.

Looks a bit basic in platforming and enemy attacks etc. maybe its better to play?





Astro Bot is charming?

Maybe you find vacuum cleaner in your home charming as well?

look at this jibroni

 

[existensmaximum]

OK, wasn't gonna bite day one but fuck it. Let's get physical.

 

[PeteBull]

OK, wasn't gonna bite day one but fuck it. Let's get physical.

 

[bundylove]

Gaf. Show me your preload of astro.

 

[Revolutionary]

Impressive scores. Still haven't played the free PS5 Astrobot game so I'm gonna pass for now, but looking forward to playing eventually.

 

[blastprocessor]

Sony single player just kills, they are back!

 

[SlicedBread3]

Game will be an easy

80-84%​

GAF is on pure cope thinking it will reach high 80's or even 90 on MC.

This aged faster then Concord.

 

[BoxFresh123]

No fucking way. 94 MC with 100 reviews. GG Team ASOBI

 

[killatopak]

Might be the last time I see Crash Bandicoot in a video game so this warms my heart.

 

[Dazraell]

Meanwhile, Concord devs be like

 

[Tedditalk]

Damn the Sony DOOM phase because of concord over already? Hopefully Sony don't try to make or buy out a mediocre live service game after seeing their single player titles succeed again.

 

[skit_data]

 

[Skifi28]

Oh boy here we go, "virtually flawless". Thank god it's John doing the review, he really does appreciate a good platformer.


Edit: Damn you

 

[Nonehxc]

Gaf. Show me your preload of astro.

They're preloading it into the van so I can receive it tomorrow.

Won't have Astro Bot till the Pro releases, I'm punished to only play on Series X till then.

 

[RoadHazard]

Wow, this seems fucking awesome. Definitely picking up a copy tomorrow.

 

[SweetTooth]

look at this jibroni

Don't be harsh on him, his autism kicked in and he will be back speedrunning whatever Nintendo throws at him

 

[NeverYouMind]

Seeing this generic slop hit 90s while Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time was stuck in the 70s is something...

 

[gerth666]

Where's the source he didn't want Team Asobi to happen? He was the one responsible for not closing the entire studio as far as i know.

The thing that makes me laugh is that people will shit on hulst and Jim because of shite like concord being made, and rightly so mind, but not give credit when they greenlight games like astro and Helldivers.

 

[skit_data]

Edit: Damn you

Saw it posted "59 secs ago" as I turned on the YT app on PS5 after walking my dog, I was like

 

[FoxMcChief]

Team Asobi can do no wrong.

Well, they did make a PSVR only game.

 

[killatopak]

Damn the Sony DOOM phase because of concord over already? Hopefully Sony don't try to make or buy out a mediocre live service game after seeing their single player titles succeed again.

Might exactly be the reason why they chose to drop the game.

Good stuff like this will drown out Concord’s failure. It might be the best decision they made all year.

 

[Dynasty8]

I'm calling it, this shit is winning Game of the Year lol.

 

[TrebleShot]

Virtually flawless on 4 year old APU yet fools are sat here with 1500 GPUs that buckle under the pressure of monkey game and star fantasy criminals. What is this life.

 

[possumarmada]

No idea why you were laughing, but it literally is a glorified tech-demo.
It seems to be more of the same, which is good enough for what it is. But it doesn't seem to be something earthshattering.

Doubling down on a bad take….. Especially given the metacritic of 94…..

 

[Lionel Richie]

Dammit. Hope playstation dont go full nintendo and decide this kid shit is better than god of war and last of us.

Agreed, they should sell Team Asobi to Nintendo.

 

[skit_data]

It looks so damm good, DFs review is probably the best showcase of how fucking great it looks in action because they know their video capture stuff

 

[ChiefDada]

 

[diffusionx]

Linneman is hyperbolic about every platformer, including stupid ones.

 

[Lionel Richie]

But for a real answer, I give Snoy a lot of shit for how uninspired their games have been since TLOU first dropped, but I'm really happy to see them at least momentarily go back to what made them special. You know, fun games. The good old days of Ratchet, Jak and Sly. Hope to see more of this!

 

[Killjoy-NL]

Doubling down on a bad take….. Especially given the metacritic of 94…..

Oh dear, it scored higher than I expected.

Now what?

 

[Represent.]

Yall better buy this

AND space marine 2

Both need to sell well.

 

[Spitfire098]

Oh dear, it scored higher than I expected.

Now what?

 

[demigod]

look at this jibroni

He thought he got a W but reality hit him in the face with an L.

 

[ViciousAgenda]

Yet another L to his collection.