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At what age did you first start masturbating?
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My first time was when I was twelve, I........think....back then it was really easy, no mess and all....
I remember my euh.......thingy being really small then, but it grew like mad once I started...'utilising it's abilities'
Eight years old sounds way too young to me though...my parents never told me anything and my grandma made some remarks when I was about fifteen years old. I think education about safe sex is more important than about masturbation.
I remember my euh.......thingy being really small then, but it grew like mad once I started...'utilising it's abilities'
Eight years old sounds way too young to me though...my parents never told me anything and my grandma made some remarks when I was about fifteen years old. I think education about safe sex is more important than about masturbation.
Thaedolus
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BlackSalad said:
Hahaha! I was 12, doing the same thing and humping the bed my first time.
I remember feeling a certain 'whoo' when I was in the swimming pool on one of them noodle things and looking at fine honey of 11 years, and figured why not try it again? The warm goo that ended up all over the inside of my boxers was an unpleasant surprise :|
andthebeatgoeson
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Fifty said:2/3 do it.....once a year?!
That makes us look awful. I think 90% of guys do it once a week
Uh, then, I guess I'm pushing up the average. I think I started around 12-13. It's kinda hazy. I just remember the outcome. I've been doing it ever since.
Spike Spiegel
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On average, according to the material we were given, male teenagers masturbate two-to-five times daily, and adult males masturbate once daily or less.
I'm easily a "once daily" person.
I'm easily a "once daily" person.
Why? She was hot back then. And she's (sorta) hot now, thanks to Trimspa!12 to an Anna Nicole Smith movie. I regret it to this day.
ItalianStallion
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Spike Spiegel said:On average, according to the material we were given, male teenagers masturbate two-to-five times daily, and adult males masturbate once daily or less.
I'm easily a "once daily" person.
Why? She was hot back then. And she's (sorta) hot now, thanks to Trimspa!
I'm the only person my age that I know doesn't wank very often. One of my friends claimed to do it 6 times a day, everyday, for close to two years. He said that last year.
Forward to 4 weeks ago: He asks me if I know about penis pills because he seems to think that's why I get so lucky with the ladies. Turns out the kid has become impotent, and he couldn't get a boner for days. Not even a 50% one...
haha, sucks to be him. Man.
Saint Cornelius
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bogg said:
iawtp
fucking a right
andthebeatgoeson
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BioFan said:
not as hot as I remembered.
OMG, Bea Arthur had a daughter?
Saint Cornelius
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snaildog said:
I think I was rubbing it wrong at first, to be honest
now I got shit down to a science
WHOAguitarninja
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MrAngryFace said:
Actually I don't.
Atleast not between 2pm and about 2:10, aside from that it's pretty much fair game.
Except on weekdays, you can put those 10 minutes back in on weekdays.
Seriously though, about 12 probably.
videogamer
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hmm... 15 while my puberty was about 11. Gosh those were confusing years. I wanted to figure out how to masturbate but could never figure out how.
One day I was talking to a girl who had a kid in the 8th grade and I proceeded to ask her questions. She told me that sex is essentially a penis going in and out of a vagina, and that the room smells musty afterwards. Then, I finally figured out how.
One day I was talking to a girl who had a kid in the 8th grade and I proceeded to ask her questions. She told me that sex is essentially a penis going in and out of a vagina, and that the room smells musty afterwards. Then, I finally figured out how.
Nine. Had no idea what was going on... heh. While my classmates and I were playing dodgeball or whatever we were doing at lunchtime then, we were all talking crap on one another, and someone was like, "Yeah, you beat your meat every day, you fucker!" The the other kid was like, "Yeah? Well, your mom beats your meat!" and we all went "OOOOOOHHHHHHH" and I was thinking "beat your meat? wtf is that?"
Asked a kid on my street who was a couple of years older, and he halfway explained it. Figured I'd try it to see what was so bad, so I went home and the rest is history.
Asked a kid on my street who was a couple of years older, and he halfway explained it. Figured I'd try it to see what was so bad, so I went home and the rest is history.
SystemShark
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13, in the shower. I'm pretty sure I didn't do it again for like two weeks because I thought I was a pervert! That, and for some reason I thought my parents some how knew I had done it and I was scared I'd get caught or something.
The Interrobanger
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I was 15 I believe.
I had "masturbated" before, but I never knew that the point was to ejactulate. Yeah, it felt good to touch myself, but I never knew what the big deal was. Then one day in my bed (with my brother sleeping in his bed across the room) I just rubbed and rubbed and then I literally felt like I was going to explode. Probably the best (and scariest at the time) feeling I've ever had.
I had "masturbated" before, but I never knew that the point was to ejactulate. Yeah, it felt good to touch myself, but I never knew what the big deal was. Then one day in my bed (with my brother sleeping in his bed across the room) I just rubbed and rubbed and then I literally felt like I was going to explode. Probably the best (and scariest at the time) feeling I've ever had.
I was 12 and at my grandparents' house. I was reading Mad Magazine and saw the cartoon Loni Anderson in the WKRP In Cincinatti spoof. There are lots of big breasts drawn in Mad Magazine. It felt so good I went twice that night. Mad Magazine was a favorite for a few more years, I'm lucky I'm not a hentai freak now...
Winged Creature
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Saint Cornelius
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ballhog said:
My shit was like dust! *poot*
Saint Cornelius
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Actually, nothing came out the first time. But I did have what I would consider an "orgasm" (although it was mad junior at the time)
Spectral Glider
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BlackSalad said:
About the same for me....but I was 12 and the channel was American XXXtasy....I can still remember the whistling theme song they played in between the porn flicks. :lol I also remember the picture would sometimes come in clear as a bell for like 15 minutes. Ahhh......memories.
Spike Spiegel
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Thanks for the input, guys and gals.
In the end, I answered that the decision to talk with your son about masturbation should really depend more on the maturity level of the child in question, and not necessarily his age. Not all kids grow up, both physically and mentally, at the same rate; some kids might be ready to discuss masturbation in their pre-teen years, and some might not be ready for that conversation until puberty has really kicked in. But even as a general rule, 8 years old seems too young; it might be a more appropriate subject with kids 10 or older. Unless, of course, you actually catch your 8 year-old trying to masturbate. Then it's time to talk regardless of age.
In the end, I answered that the decision to talk with your son about masturbation should really depend more on the maturity level of the child in question, and not necessarily his age. Not all kids grow up, both physically and mentally, at the same rate; some kids might be ready to discuss masturbation in their pre-teen years, and some might not be ready for that conversation until puberty has really kicked in. But even as a general rule, 8 years old seems too young; it might be a more appropriate subject with kids 10 or older. Unless, of course, you actually catch your 8 year-old trying to masturbate. Then it's time to talk regardless of age.
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