G1 Climax 24 is the greatest tourney ever.
also Eating Spirit
This is Hero any time he's not in the ring:
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This is Hero any time he's not in the ring:
British Monsoon
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Yeah, it's not like Hero wrestles a crazy athletic style as it is - it's mostly holds and strikes with him, these days. Still, he should consider some new ring gear.
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Deleted member 47027
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or old. go back to the cargo shorts and t-shirt.
I feel like every time there's a pic of Big Chris now, I am being too critical but...he IS gaining a lot.
oh my godddddddddddd
WHAT IF RAW WAS AN 80's SITCOM?
That question really got my noodle boiling. I thought, "What if John Cena starred in a new Quantum Leap where he leaps into characters of other famous shows?"
That question really got my noodle boiling. I thought, "What if John Cena starred in a new Quantum Leap where he leaps into characters of other famous shows?"
John Cena leaps into Cliff Huxtable on The Cosby Show
John Cena leaps into Paul Buchman from Mad About You
John Cena leaps into Phoebe Buffay from Friends
John Cena leaps into Kramer from Seinfeld
John Cena leaps into Doogie Howser from Doogie Howser, M.D.
John Cena leaps into Dr. Frasier Crane from Frasier
John Cena leaps into The Man From Another Place from Twin Peaks
British Monsoon
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Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor of Thuganomics John Cena stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator...and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were familiar, but were not his own, and driven by Hustle, Loyalty & Respect to change televised history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Nikki, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only John can see and hear (but probably wishes he couldn't). And so Doctor Cena finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap...will be the leap home.
It would be funny if he ended up being part of the HUSTLE army.
BronsonLee
Member
You know, between The Batiri Intro, the Adam Cole water story, and CZW stuff, I feel like I've contributed my fair share to Maffew for Botchamania. Good lord.
The best part is I had absolutely no memory of the water story and it was my goddamn shot
I would rather time travelling Cena went around ruining great wrestling moments in history. Cena comes out and talks about how Andre had already been both slammed and pinned in the past in the middle of Wrestlemania, Cena throws in the towel for Stone Cold for Stone Cold vs Bret Hart, Cena warns Bret about Montreal, Cena cuts his CM Punk shoot promo before Punk can, Cena beats Goldberg
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Cena has such a weird facial structure. Almost like those old discovery channel neanderthals.
BronsonLee
Member
It's him. It's from EVOLVE last night.
That being said, I'm not going to judge the weight thing. If he can still work, who cares.
real_slime
Banned
listening to some stone cold podcasts right now
he's a bit of a shill but this actually isn't half bad
i'm on the heyman one just now and heck he's even directing heyman by interjecting and refocusing the conversation
saw his clip about gay marriage too. aw, stone cold ya sweetie.
he's a bit of a shill but this actually isn't half bad
i'm on the heyman one just now and heck he's even directing heyman by interjecting and refocusing the conversation
saw his clip about gay marriage too. aw, stone cold ya sweetie.
Maybe you need a shot of Alpha Brain, keeps me cool and alert, swig'a water for the workin' man and the workin' woman, makin' money up in this mug
real_slime
Banned
yeah but i'm sympathetic to podcasters wanting to make money and sponsors are often the only way to do it. it's kinda gross, and with any podcast i typically skip to 10 - 15 mins in to skip all the selling, but i appreciate why they do it and it's understandable.
i mean, i'm okay with this, it's what it is in the world, but do other people just say fuck it?
FlammableD
Banned
The one thing I sent Maffew was a Japanese table spot from a matche between Raven and Corey Graves. I need to find out which Botchamania that made it in to.
EDIT: It was Botchamania 91!
I agree 100 percent. It's just startling to see such a change in so short a time.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
He was incredible.
He wanted to make small circles around an already crowded as fuck crowd and basically do a mosh pit when he drops a beat on Blood on the Leaves.
Everything about that show was amazing. Holy shit.
simplythebest
Banned
I'll catch your ass down the road.
Is he "that motherfucker"?
How many women has this man slept with? 200? 500? 57?
I mean, yall do remember what Nation of Domination did, right?
My stupid coworker's hate for him made miss a good set then.
njean777
Member
How the hell are you gonna mosh at a rap concert? Wrong type of music to do that to. You need hardcore/metalcore/metal to do it properly.
Plus I don't expect most people at a rap show to understand the rules of a mosh pit.
British Monsoon
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CZW - 1999.02.13 - Opening Night
First dudes out are Quicksilver (not the PWG one) and CZW Jr. Heavyweight Champion The Sensational One. He does not live up to his billing. Both dudes have no wrestling gear, unless elbow pads count, and look nothing like wrestlers. As it turns out, they don't really wrestle like wrestlers either. This was the best move of the match;
This wasn't;
Quicksilver gets the win and the title after hitting a spinning falcon arrow. The Sensational One attacks him as he celebrates and cuts a 30 second heel promo where he says "let me tell you something" six times.
Next match, two guys who appear to be early 90's WWF jobbers taking on a bowling-themed big guy tag team. Extreme Farenheit vs The King Pinz. Bowling dudes attack before the bell but encounter the extreme agility of Extreme Farenheit. Assisted plancha followed by a suicide dive. Not bad. King Pinz get control. The one with hair looks like he's scared to run the ropes. Worse than Kelly Kelly, seriously.
They go for that tag team Irish whip into the corner thing, but the one with hair gets confused causing the bald one to loudly exclaim "what the fuck're you doin?!".
The WWF jobbers get their hope spots, but the Pinz keep cutting them off. This section of the match drags on and on. The King Pinz are pretty fucking dire. The WWF jobbers get the hot tag finally, only for the ref to get distracted and the bald King Pin hitting one of Extreme Fareinheit with a bowling pin for the win.
3rd match in, Mr. Meaner takes on Ric Blade. These guys aren't entirely terrible, just mostly terrible. Blade thinks he's real fancy with his kicks and shit (including an old-school dropped into an Arabian press armdrag), while Meaner does little but stomp and punch. Ric Blade's broad gets involved, low blows Meaner and hits a slow-mo hurricanrana, but Blade can't capitalise because he sucks.
He misses a moonsault and lands with all his weight on his knees. Mutoh cried out in pain 6,000 miles away. Meaner hits a Michinoku driver for the win.
That's enough of that for now.
First dudes out are Quicksilver (not the PWG one) and CZW Jr. Heavyweight Champion The Sensational One. He does not live up to his billing. Both dudes have no wrestling gear, unless elbow pads count, and look nothing like wrestlers. As it turns out, they don't really wrestle like wrestlers either. This was the best move of the match;
This wasn't;
Quicksilver gets the win and the title after hitting a spinning falcon arrow. The Sensational One attacks him as he celebrates and cuts a 30 second heel promo where he says "let me tell you something" six times.
Next match, two guys who appear to be early 90's WWF jobbers taking on a bowling-themed big guy tag team. Extreme Farenheit vs The King Pinz. Bowling dudes attack before the bell but encounter the extreme agility of Extreme Farenheit. Assisted plancha followed by a suicide dive. Not bad. King Pinz get control. The one with hair looks like he's scared to run the ropes. Worse than Kelly Kelly, seriously.
They go for that tag team Irish whip into the corner thing, but the one with hair gets confused causing the bald one to loudly exclaim "what the fuck're you doin?!".
The WWF jobbers get their hope spots, but the Pinz keep cutting them off. This section of the match drags on and on. The King Pinz are pretty fucking dire. The WWF jobbers get the hot tag finally, only for the ref to get distracted and the bald King Pin hitting one of Extreme Fareinheit with a bowling pin for the win.
3rd match in, Mr. Meaner takes on Ric Blade. These guys aren't entirely terrible, just mostly terrible. Blade thinks he's real fancy with his kicks and shit (including an old-school dropped into an Arabian press armdrag), while Meaner does little but stomp and punch. Ric Blade's broad gets involved, low blows Meaner and hits a slow-mo hurricanrana, but Blade can't capitalise because he sucks.
He misses a moonsault and lands with all his weight on his knees. Mutoh cried out in pain 6,000 miles away. Meaner hits a Michinoku driver for the win.
That's enough of that for now.
BronsonLee
Member
Boots, I say this as your friend and legal advisor:
Stop watching early CZW.
Stop watching early CZW.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Here, have him from a different show, different angle then
One last time, different show, different angle
British Monsoon
Member
I can't, the next show has Nick Gage vs Lobo in a 'staple gun ladder match'. Also, Justice Pain was so incredibly shitty in 2001, I need to see how shitty he was in 1999.
I'm not shaming. I'm worried for him. That's a lot of weight to put on in such a short time and it is going to be very hard for him to lose it.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
I'm not shaming. If he's happy, I'm happy. Just pointing out that angle has nothing to do with it.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Cougarlife.com, lonely single mothers in their SEXUAL PRIME, mmmmm
BoboBrazil
Member
This is a better body for wrestling for him. He was the definition of a skinny fatass before. Now he looks like Bruiser Brody.
BronsonLee
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BronsonLee
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Man I'm 100% certain Boots nabbed all of CZW in 1999, he'd have to pay to store all that in the cloud.
...don't do it Boots
Sibersk Esto
Banned
"I mean, Carnie McFloogal isn't SUCH a bad name"
