August Wrasslin’ |OT| When Russo Shoots, He Shoots To Kill

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This is my shit.
 
After this psycho bayou hillbilly thing stops working for Bray, he should do a Hummungus gimmick

AGAIN YOU MAKE ME UNLEASH MY DOGS OF WAR
 
Will hogan be on the show?
Will Sting make an appearance?
Will Flair have a role?

Will a Brick fn wipe Cena off the face if this earth?

This is all I care about today.
 
Yeah, you don't even see that anymore. Say what you will about Hogan, but that was one of my favorite things about WCW was all the shit being thrown in the ring. It just made the character seem like such a POS. That was the heat that all should strive for. Last time I saw trash hit the ring was
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Still waiting for this to happen in Vince's WWE
 
Why does the WWE have such boring looking wrestlers.

Like the divas division is 'I AM A WRESTLER/MODEL' copy paste applied across the roster. No one has sick mohawks or a shaved head or dreads or nothing. 'lol paige is pale and has black hair so unique!' It's kind of like when people talk about WWE divas all being tan blondes, and it's like when was the last time WWEs divas were majorly blonde and tan? Like 2003?
 
Why does the WWE have such boring looking wrestlers.

Like the divas division is 'I AM A WRESTLER/MODEL' copy paste applied across the roster. No one has sick mohawks or a shaved head or dreads or nothing. 'lol paige is pale and has black hair so unique!' It's kind of like when people talk about WWE divas all being tan blondes, and it's like when was the last time WWEs divas were majorly blonde and tan? Like 2003?

The "Good Morning America" generation
 
Why does the WWE have such boring looking wrestlers.

Like the divas division is 'I AM A WRESTLER/MODEL' copy paste applied across the roster. No one has sick mohawks or a shaved head or dreads or nothing. 'lol paige is pale and has black hair so unique!' It's kind of like when people talk about WWE divas all being tan blondes, and it's like when was the last time WWEs divas were majorly blonde and tan? Like 2003?

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dat blue

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Hope CJ Parker makes his way intact. Really been enjoying him lately, I know, it's crazy.
 
Why does the WWE have such boring looking wrestlers.

Like the divas division is 'I AM A WRESTLER/MODEL' copy paste applied across the roster. No one has sick mohawks or a shaved head or dreads or nothing. 'lol paige is pale and has black hair so unique!' It's kind of like when people talk about WWE divas all being tan blondes, and it's like when was the last time WWEs divas were majorly blonde and tan? Like 2003?

Ugly mohawks and spiderweb tattoos that should get the tattooartist jailee for body mutilation aren't a good thing though.

That girl would be so gorgeous without those spiderwebs on her chests and her hair down.
 
It was quiet when CJ Parker made his entrance in NXT. Same with Xavier Woods. Oof. It seemed to me like the crowd was completely dead. As in they give no crap about those two.
 
Ugly mohawks and spiderweb tattoos that should get the tattooartist jailee for body mutilation aren't a good thing though.

That girl would be so gorgeous without those spiderwebs on her chests and her hair down.

Not everyone wants to conform to your hetero-normative standards
 
Just my "what is ugly" standards, thankyouverymuch.

Which had nothing to do with Zord's post? He wasn't talking about how objectivity hot everybody should find Von Eerie in his post, he didn't even mention her.

He has a fair point though, the fact that Paige stands out in the roster because she's pale sucks. The roster could really to with people like Kong and Havok who stand out for actually looking intimidating.
 
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