He's living his life in his true form. I don't see anything wrong with that.
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simplythebest
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Sweeney Tom
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Look at this totally original image that wasn't already posted in this thread today
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Deleted member 47027
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Hero looks happy though.
UrbanDandy
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Hero looks happy though.
Replace the heart with Scott Stieners' face, and it's perfect.
Re. no challengers for Brock. Have him beat up a few "threats" over the course of a Raw and PPV. Then the next Raw, have Heyman cut a promo about how Brock is dominating all-comers - and finish it with the question "Who's next?"...
...have the footsteps and trumpets kick in, let the crowd pop...
...have the footsteps and trumpets kick in, let the crowd pop...
Then have Duane Gill come out for the lols
They are fairly constrained with what they can do with Brock at this point. He has around 20 or less appearances left from now til Mania. The next few months should be about guys trying to be ultra competitive and get noticed so they can have a claim to challenging Brock.
funkystudent
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Chris Hero looks like he just needs to buy some new tights.
VINTAGE CENA, MAGGLE.
I'm going to watch Raw tonight because Brotista might return.
I'm not buying into this Age of Brock until we're past Night of Champions and Lesnar beats Cena again. As it stands, he still isn't safe from Joan Cena. I expect Cena to come back and be like, 'Yes, you did beat me Brock. You hurt me but I never give up, and I'm persistent, and I will learn from my mistakes and I will beat you.'
Then Night of Champions happens, and Lesnar is tapping out again for like the sixth time in his career or something.
No one is safe. No one.
I'm not buying into this Age of Brock until we're past Night of Champions and Lesnar beats Cena again. As it stands, he still isn't safe from Joan Cena. I expect Cena to come back and be like, 'Yes, you did beat me Brock. You hurt me but I never give up, and I'm persistent, and I will learn from my mistakes and I will beat you.'
Then Night of Champions happens, and Lesnar is tapping out again for like the sixth time in his career or something.
No one is safe. No one.
if i had a twitter account, i would follow Cena
Yeah, she doesn't care too much about technical wrestling. She prefers extreme, but since WWE is PG, not many options for her to like. She doesn't like joke characters like Adam Rose, Bo or Santino, not a fan of super faces like Cena, is bored by Cesaro, and isn't into smark-catering Wyatt. WWE's a tough sell for her, so I'm glad she at least found a few favs.
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Sounds like she should watch some New Jack tapes
TimeEffect
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I want Bork to grow back his awesome beard.
bitesnintendog
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Why won't Chris Hero go back to wearing shirts and pants? I don't care if he's fat but you'd have to think wearing the old ring gear while gaining weight hurts his ability to make money considering the wrestling business is so look oriented.
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If Dave Mastiff's pendulous breasts and ample bottom can draw, then so can Hero.
Yeah, if he's cool with the fat then whatever, but changing up his gear might help the image.
Random idea that won't work and most likely never be thought of, but would be fun:
Christian comes back for his "one last chance" gimmick to compete against Lesnar. At most, 2 month "feud", which could include other wrestlers in triple threat main events. To make Christian look competitive and as a threat, TLC/ladder matches would be the main focus to challenge Lesnar.
Christian comes back for his "one last chance" gimmick to compete against Lesnar. At most, 2 month "feud", which could include other wrestlers in triple threat main events. To make Christian look competitive and as a threat, TLC/ladder matches would be the main focus to challenge Lesnar.
FlammableD
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Definitely. Even Vinnie's favourite Mastiff has started wearing a singlet.
A one-year no compete sounds ludicrous. I understand why he'd call a lawyer.
I found his character boring, but sympathize with him on a personal level due to his job loss.
JesseEwiak
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Chrisrian's an old man that zero people, including Christian, will take as a viable threat.
Dave Mastiff looks like a strong fat guy that works in sanitation.
Chris Hero is connecting with his audience by becoming them.
Christian will most likely never wrestle again since he keeps getting concussions, also he's boring as shit and hasn't been over since he split up from Edge
PHOENIXZERO
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More like Chris Gyro.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Why? He doesn't seem to do anything ever beyond being Mr. Perfect's less-talented offspring?
Serpentine
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Who cares about the MMA brats, we had a Pitch Perfect reunion!
omg!
lovely ladies
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It's the work of that dastardly Frenlen.
I think this may be my favorite gif so far this year. Though there are always several contenders in this thread. (thanks to r/sc for this one)
http://www.gfycat.com/WelltodoMilkyBeetle
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I still think there's something there. I feel he's shown more charisma since being paired with Ryback, and he's a good hand in the ring. I'd like to see what he's capable of in a 15-minute singles match.
Serpentine
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Del Rio could take Lesnar.
Oh, I know but just a random idea to give him a proper retirement. I'd rather see Henry get a shot, but thought I'd throw out Christian's name as a different idea. I wish Ambrose was ready for the main event so I could see Brock and him go at it for the title.
lovely ladies
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we're allowed to make threads on pirating movies?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=877607
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=877607
LIES!!!
bitesnintendog
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I think he's more talented than people give him credit for but WWE really fucked him over on his re-debut and made him Heyman's job boy.
If tag wrestling was taken seriously I think that Rybaxel could really be something. The only other way I think they could re-debut him and have the audience give him a third chance would be to go full on Mr. Perfect 2 but I don't think he has the speaking abilities for that. A Bo Dallas type gimmick where he acts as though he's as good as his father but fails and tries to play it off would be interesting but I don't think there's any upward mobility with it.
Apparently it's ok when it's TMNT.
Likely because TMNT is worse than Hitler and gives everyone cancer for watching it according to the Gaffington order.
UberTag
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They spent several weeks making an angle out of Jamie Noble of all people being "retired" by Sheamus.
It's not like Christian getting retired by Lesnar is a huge leap of logic. I like your idea.
Sibersk Esto
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A woman after Bootaay's heart
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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Christian looks like a fucking old regular dude. Really? This is even worse than you people who think fat, sweatpantsed Bray Wyatt should have a shot.
simplythebest
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Can't wait to see him no sell the asswhupping he got for the umpteenth time tonight.
Mr.NiceGuy
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The way I see it:
Brock reached a statue where whoever defeats him claims the defeat of the Undertaker's streak and the domination of Cena. No one in the roster look believable to achieve that by "himself". That's why I think defeating Lesner should be a combined effort. Make Lesner feud with 3 wrestler before Wrestlemania where each one does something to "weaken the monster", of-course none of those 3 wrestlers would win before his defeat at Wrestlemania. And because they weakened him (like one of them causing him shoulder injury, the other separates him from Heyman...etc) their losses aren't meaningless and they could actually be put over.
At Wrestlemania Danial Bryan should win against the "weakened monster" and the thing is it wouldn't be a "tarnished" win since he himself just returned from an almost career ending injury.
Brock still retains his Beast image.
Brock reached a statue where whoever defeats him claims the defeat of the Undertaker's streak and the domination of Cena. No one in the roster look believable to achieve that by "himself". That's why I think defeating Lesner should be a combined effort. Make Lesner feud with 3 wrestler before Wrestlemania where each one does something to "weaken the monster", of-course none of those 3 wrestlers would win before his defeat at Wrestlemania. And because they weakened him (like one of them causing him shoulder injury, the other separates him from Heyman...etc) their losses aren't meaningless and they could actually be put over.
At Wrestlemania Danial Bryan should win against the "weakened monster" and the thing is it wouldn't be a "tarnished" win since he himself just returned from an almost career ending injury.
Brock still retains his Beast image.
avengers23
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It hurts when someone who is passionate about the sport and what it means to be champion has to struggle to get to the top while others are just get shit handed to them. I hope he get's something good out of this.
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