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[Laserfrog]

Poop I lost my place in the stream

 

[XenoRaven]

Does Ultramantis Black normally do commentary?

 

[BillRiccio]

Poop I lost my place in the stream

I'm roughly 43 minutes in

 

[DMczaf]

 

[BillRiccio]

Does Ultramantis Black normally do commentary?

Yeah pretty every show he'll do a couple of matches. I think UMB and Bryce are two of the best commentators going today.

 

[Laserfrog]

I'm roughly 43 minutes in

argh it won't let me skip forward till it's buffered to that point, how annoying

 

[Kaladin]

Does Ultramantis Black normally do commentary?

Chikara usually rotates the second spot in the commentation station, but Ultramantis Black is a regular.

 

[British Monsoon]

Things are about to get Mysterious...and handsome. Ye-haw!

Does Ultramantis Black normally do commentary?

Sometimes, usually it's Gavin Loudspeaker and Chikarason or Bryce Remsberg - Kingston does commentary occasionally too.

 

[BillRiccio]

I really like UMB new mask

 

[Kaladin]

The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger vs Icarus!

 

[British Monsoon]

Even if you disregard the hideous tattoo, Icarus is such an amazing heel.

 

[Kaladin]

Icarus is awesome.....except for that back tattoo.

Uh, I mean booooooo boooooo booooooo.

 

[British Monsoon]

"WE DON'T KNOW YOU!", lol.

 

[Kaladin]

This stranger looks familiar.

 

[BillRiccio]

If the MAHS isn't Grand champ by the end of the year I riot!

 

[XenoRaven]

So was that like a submission...or...what?

 

[Kaladin]

This happened:

 

[Laserfrog]

Think I'm pretty much back up to speed now

 

[British Monsoon]

I can't believe how awesome that Lariat looked. Hansen would be proud.

Spinning toe hold!!! Love the Texas-themed moveset.

 

[BillRiccio]

I can't believe how awesome that Lariat looked. Hansen would be proud.

Spinning toe hold!!! Love the Texas-themed moveset.

If we just knew who he was we could track him down and learn from him

 

[XenoRaven]

1-0 for the Mysterious and Handsome Stranger!

 

[British Monsoon]

Am I alone in thinking that The Mysterious & Handsome Stranger vs Matt Classic would be the match to end all matches?

Hope it happens over Trios weekend.

 

[BillRiccio]

MAHS does a safer powerbomb then Sid or Nash and they are 7 foot.

 

[Kaladin]

Vavasseurian Creations Collide!

 

[Kaladin]

Nice finish....3.0kuma is going places.

 

[BillRiccio]

that was a fun match. Good mix of story and ring work

 

[XenoRaven]

So why does Soldier Ant have to work with these guys?

 

[BillRiccio]

Fuck yes JAKOB!!!

 

[British Monsoon]

So why does Soldier Ant have to work with these guys?

Because the current Director of Fun, Wink Vavaseur, is being a huge dick and made a number of make-shift teams using a stat system he calls 'Chikarametrics'.

 

[Kaladin]

So why does Soldier Ant have to work with these guys?

I think this explains it:

http://www.chikarapro.com/blog/7-6-2012.php

 

[NawidA]

I didn't get to watch it in time, but it seems like this went well.

 

[BillRiccio]

Tim Donst is such an ass for treating Jakob like this

 

[Kaladin]

Is Delirious out scouting talent?

 

[Kaladin]

Tim Donst is such an ass

This is known.

 

[NawidA]

You know what would make a great Saturday morning promotion? Chikara

Heroic ants
evil snakes
evil ants
demons
goblins
devious praying mantis
Friends In Similar Tights
multi-sport stars
handsome strangers

Seriously. This is a all-ages promotion done right.

 

[British Monsoon]

Is Delirious out scouting talent?

Nah, he already aligned himself with The Batiri and Ophidian - can't remember at which show exactly.

 

[Kaladin]

That is a very manly shade of pink.

Nah, he already aligned himself with The Batiri and Ophidian - can't remember at which show exactly.

It was hard to tell if he was scouting or aligned with them with how he just appears during the match......

Balls, balls balls......ooooooooh balls!

 

[XenoRaven]

Damn what a dropkick.

 

[NawidA]

Nah, he already aligned himself with The Batiri and Ophidian - can't remember at which show exactly.

Chikarasarus Rex.

 

[tm24]

Because the current Director of Fun, Wink Vavaseur, is being a huge dick and made a number of make-shift teams using a stat system he calls 'Chikarametrics'.

He's not being a dick. He saw moneyball and was inspired. You can't argue stats!

 

[XenoRaven]

Damn. I hate when I come up with a cool idea for a move and then I see someone do it lol.

 

[Kaladin]

Sugar Dunkerton wins with the K2!

 

[XenoRaven]

I propose a quick break and then a switch of the DVDs at 12:45.

 

[Kaladin]

Semi-main event time!

 

[BillRiccio]

It's Ultra Mantis Black!!!!!!

 

[Kaladin]

Pro tip: don't walk in front of the wrestler's entrance during match introductions.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Alex Riley's wrestling drunk, that's my guess. What a tool.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

http://www.chikarapro.com/images/TheAtomico.jpg[/IMG]

SMALL

 

[XenoRaven]

Jigsaw has a cool mask.

 

[Kaladin]

I could watch Mike Quackenbush wrestle all day.