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[Sephzilla]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

GWF 7: Twin Beefs
Date: Friday, August 11th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central/12:00AM London
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla - Replay will be available on YouTube

Diane, 6:00 p.m., August Eleven. Entering the town of Twin Beefs, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I've never seen so much filth in my life. As S. P. Zilla would say, I'd rather be here than Philadelphia. Fifty four thousand in attendance. Bookerman said lose. If you could get paid that kind of money for being pinned fifty percent of the time, it'd beat jobbing. Diane, there's a champion who's never lost. The man at the truck stop said the challenger was a snitch, remind me to tell you who he snitched on. When I finish there I'll be checking into a smackdown hotel. I'm sure the commissioner will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced. That's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.

GWF B+ #1 Contender Hell in a Cell Match
Hex vs klonere vs Excelsiorlef vs giancarlo123x vs serenewarfare vs Anth0ny

GWF B+ Championship Match
Syder vs RBH [c]

Singles Match
Tom Nook vs Pikma

GWF Tag Team Championship Match - If the Brenemies lose, they must disband
The Brenemies (Browny & Menome) vs The Huggers of Destruction (Zach & Biggest-Geek-Ever) [c]

GWF World #1 Contender Falls Count Anywhere Match
sf2fanatic vs Heroman

GWF World Championship Main Event Match
Professor Beef vs Beefy [c]

Important Notes:
-- Tall4life and The New Nation of Domination both have championship rematch requests that will be honored in future GWF events. Therefore they bypass #1 contender requirements.
-- Automatic championship rematches will probably become less of a thing going forward (aside from the previous two mentioned rematches). If you want constant rematches go watch Raw.
-- This will be the last GWF card for a while where all three championships will be defended on the same night. This is because future GWF shows will feature smaller cards in hopes to have more frequent shows

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

seph with my amazing one match win streak and amazing underdog story potential i better be on the next ppv card

i don't sell all that merch to be ignored

 

[Beefy]

Seph hasn't wrestled in ages 🤔

 

[Tall4Life]

Seph hasn't wrestled in ages 🤔

really makes you think 🤔

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Seph hasn't wrestled in ages 🤔

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS

 

[Heroman]

Seph hasn't wrestled in ages 🤔

And let keep it that way.

 

[Zach]

So is pretty much everyone who isn't American. My Dad was in the Army and I'm fully away that most of the services are staffed with dumb lazy bastards the same as the rest of us.

My brother was in the army for a thousand years and is now a police officer. It's important work, but I don't blindly worship these people. They can -- and do -- do wrong.

 

[Zach]

Gong to the Jays game tonight but I will watch after. At least I can skip the Zach match.

I didn't think it would hurt this much. : (

I can see me losing tonight, I reckon a screwjob is happening

Also, will I get banned from ringside again?

You will be banned from your own match, brother. S-T-R... IPPED!

 

[Beefy]

You will be banned from your own match, brother. S-T-R... IPPED!

You want to see me stripped? Dirty bastard

 

[Zach]

Sephzilla, get in here!

I want to change the main event. Make it... a bra and panties match... yes...

 

[Tall4Life]

Sephzilla, get in here!

I want to change the main event. Make it... a bra and panties match... yes...

 

[jmdajr]

Friday... we made it!

Now let's see if we make it to next Friday.

 

[Sephzilla]

Seph hasn't wrestled in ages ��

Just because I haven't been in the ring doesn't mean I haven't been scoping out the competition.... waiting for my time to strike... waiting for the time to exert my....


...authority

 

[half a moon]

Friday... we made it!

Now let's see if we make it to next Friday.

I like the present but I also need it to be 1-2 months from now

 

[Scottify]

Just saw this on the Twitter and made me laugh, Dean Malenko especially.

 

[Browny]

Sephzilla, get in here!

I want to change the main event. Make it... a bra and panties match... yes...

Zach's face:

 

[Beefy]

Just because I haven't been in the ring doesn't mean I haven't been scoping out the competition.... waiting for my time to strike... waiting for the time to exert my....


...authority

Can you use your authority to help me file a sexual harassment claim against Zach?

 

[half a moon]

Just saw this on the Twitter and made me laugh, Dean Malenko especially.

Aw whose pupper?

 

[Zach]

I told you guys Scottify is cool. He's always been cool.

 

[RBH]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

I like seeing how prominent I am on the company's promotional material!

 

[Sephzilla]

I told you guys Scottify is cool. He's always been cool.

Maybe he's too cool

I like seeing how prominent I am on the company's promotional material!

I'm in the business of building stars!

 

[Tall4Life]

I told you guys Scottify is cool. He's always been cool.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[half a moon]

I want a doggo but I got to wait ;-;

 

[RBH]

 

[Brian_FETO]

Catching up on the New Japans

I love this arena they're running out of right now. Big fight feel

 

[slightconfuse]

Is that former ROH champion Xavier??

 

[Scottify]

Maybe he's too cool



I'm in the business of building stars!

While it's true my cool quotient is near the top, thanks to Zach putting me over, I know when to move aside to let the young'ns shine. They need it more than me

 

[Tall4Life]

Is that former ROH champion Xavier??

no

 

[Brian_FETO]

Desmond Xavier is a indie flippy guy

Seems nice enough though my real complaint: bad tattoos

Shame

 

[half a moon]

Decent graphics budget

 

[Sephzilla]

The Falcons blew a 4th quarter preseason lead last night. I hope this isn't a bad sign for RBH.

Bonus note - this is the first GWF where Tall4Life hasn't been on the card. I knew something was missing.

Spoiler

Maybe I'll run a pre-show dark match

 

[Zach]

I want a doggo but I got to wait ;-;

Dogs are the Lord's greatest gift to man. Get one as soon as you can afford it and take care of it properly.

 

[The Elite]

Is Gail Kim retiring?

 

[Tom Nook]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

TONIGHT IS THE FUCKING NIGHT!

Singles Match
Tom Nook vs Pikma

Animal cruelty match LOL.

 

[RBH]

Bonus note - this is the first GWF where Tall4Life hasn't been on the card.

The response from the GWF audience:

 

[Scottify]

Dogs are the Lord's greatest gift to man. Get one as soon as you can afford it and take care of it properly.

Couldn't agree more. We have two dogs and can't imagine not having them. They're heartbreaking but the time is worth it.

 

[Anth0ny]

New Japan in 2017 has basically done away with the idea that matchups have to be "fresh" for a match or rivalry to be exciting.

Today was the third big match between Tanahashi and Naito this year, and it was fucking awesome just like the two before it. I have no doubt Okada and Omega will deliver tomorrow for the third time, too.

These feel more like sports rivalries than traditional wrestling rivalries, where they work the same match and it gets boring. It's like, the Cavs and the Warriors have met 3 years in a row in the NBA Finals, but they're by far the two best teams in the league so it's still entertaining as hell to watch. Because they're the best.

These guys are constantly changing things up, from moves to storytelling to psychology to stakes... so it always feels different. Even though the matchup remains the same, the matches themselves always feel fresh. It's incredible.

 

[Sephzilla]

Friend Anth0ny, you have an updated intro and gimmick for tonight's GWF

#MakingStars

 

[half a moon]

Dogs are the Lord's greatest gift to man. Get one as soon as you can afford it and take care of it properly.

I agree. I might can get one this year. I've been without a dog for a year. I miss it so much

 

[jmdajr]

Is Gail Kim retiring?

Hmmm. She's 40.

It be a good idea.

 

[Anth0ny]

Friend Anth0ny, you have an updated intro and gimmick for tonight's GWF

#MakingStars

Strong Style Tony is ready to show up for the job, but not to do the job!

 

[half a moon]

Let's all start watching TNA exclusively and see how fast we go insane

 

[Sephzilla]

Let's all start watching TNA exclusively and see how fast we go insane

I've seen people go mad from watching WCW. I don't want to subject anyone to something worse

 

[Tall4Life]

The response from the GWF audience:

You might be laughing now pal, but you won't be after I remind you of the realities of your miserable life at GWF8.

 

[Sephzilla]

You might be laughing now pal, but you won't be after I remind you of the realities of your miserable life at GWF8.

Tall4Life just buried Syder

 

[Hasney]

I've seen people go mad from watching WCW. I don't want to subject anyone to something worse

I watched all of WCW and I'm fine. I just occasionally hear voices telling me to put things on a pole.

 

[Sephzilla]

I can see me losing tonight, I reckon a screwjob is happening

Also, will I get banned from ringside again?

The way you got tossed from ringside at GWF6 was hilarious.

I watched all of WCW and I'm fine. I .. hear voices telling me to put things on a pole.

Hasney Orton

 

[Tom Nook]

Strong Style Tony is ready to show up for the job, but not to do the job!

Tonight is the night!

 

[Zach]

I've seen people go mad from watching WCW. I don't want to subject anyone to something worse

I survived, brother. I have the constitution of an ox, though. Unlike some other notable WrassleGAF weaklings.

Take that, Data West and strobogo!

I watched all of WCW and I'm fine. I just occasionally hear voices telling me to put things on a pole.

Filth.

 

[Sephzilla]

WCW drove you to a Fanta addiction