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Kurita

Member
I would argue that Mike Cole's "THE STREAK!!!.....................is over......" call is every bit as fantastic and iconic as "my god they've killed him."

I'd argue it was horrible and lacked any emotion or drama


SD was cool this week. Two damn good promos with Ziggler/Ambrose and AJ/Cena.
Carmella though... No reaction, horrible voice, horrible theme, a gimmick that just comes off as a rip-off of Enzo if you don't know her. HORRIBLE
 

KingBroly

Banned
I'd argue it was horrible and lacked any emotion or drama


SD was cool this week. Two damn good promos with Ziggler/Ambrose and AJ/Cena.
Carmella though... No reaction, horrible voice, horrible theme, a gimmick that just comes off as a rip-off of Enzo if you don't know her. HORRIBLE

What's interesting about Cole's line at WM30 is that all of it was after the count of 3. It's supposed to lack emotion. It's air being let out of a balloon. It's part of the moment and it's still shocking to this day.
 
Yeah, Carmella keeping the Enzo-Cass gimmick going is awkward. Mostly because I don't think it's even been acknowledged on Smackdown yet that she actually had been with them at one point. No promo package either I don't believe to sell us on that. It's just her going out and keeping it up but nothing to actually explain it.

I think it might have been nice if they could have gotten Enzo and Cass for an actual 2 minute backstage segment with her.
 

klonere

Banned
I don't see what was so "omg he's SHOOTING" or "ugh worked shoots ugh" about the Dean/Ziggler thing. It was two characters going after each other, trying to get under each others skin. Kayfabe-wise, they are both right - The Shield did immediately break into the main event scene and stayed there but after they broke up Dean was left to scrap and claw, being targeted and destroyed by The Authority and The Wyatts in quick succession.

Dolph was more or less ignored after his kayfabe two biggest moments, WHC win (welp, a concussion, get this over with) and Survivor Series 2014 (absolutely nothing on the followup). He then did precisely jack shit until a nearly career ending angle with Rusev and losing to Baron Corbin. So this is his Last Chance Saloon and Dean knows it. Dean knows his shtick so he needled him with it, reminded him that if he doesn't take this seriously, he's going to lose the match and lose the chance at ever challenging for the main title again.

Y'all either want to relate everything back to Punk or Russo.

They both need to sort their fucking hair out, though.
 

Kurita

Member
What's interesting about Cole's line at WM30 is that all of it was after the count of 3. It's supposed to lack emotion. It's air being let out of a balloon. It's part of the moment and it's still shocking to this day.

I don't know, it just didn't work for me, sounded out of place. Should have acted shocked or something
Oh well
 
On second thought, I take it all back. The sex stuff should stay out considering they are using this women's division to inspire a generation of girls out there to empower them. Charlotte has an action figure any kid can buy.

Shit is unnecessary

I asked yesterday about the promo and thought I was alone in thinking it kind of stunk. It had its up and downs, but the whole overly flirtatious thing was just annoying. Enzo came across like your typical northern jersey bro looking to hit on girls.

He also did no favors to Sasha who needs some work with her character in promos. It goes back and forth too much between "I'm smiling and happy" to "I'm going to talk with an attitude" to keep up the BOSS thing.
 

klonere

Banned
So its come this far where DBry cuts a nice little promo on Cena and a buncha marks post OH HE'S SHOOTING gifs

smh marks in this thread
 
In this case, her inability to act or emote worked in her favor.
I actually thought she sold it pretty well subtly. That's why some people can't decide, they're all "oh she looked too much like she actually had an injury and was confused/genuinely shocked by it".

The road to redemption for Eva begins. :)
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
So its come this far where DBry cuts a nice little promo on Cena and a buncha marks post OH HE'S SHOOTING gifs

smh marks in this thread
Yeah. It has. A dark day. A dark year.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
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Eva Marie will retroactively win everything and you will like it because she is awesome.

I am glad the smarks in this thread are finally realizing how amazing Eva Marie is.
 
G1 Results

Tenzan vs. Fale was meh. Fale won and eliminates Tenzan from contention.

Goto vs. Tonga was surprisingly good, probably the best match for both men all tournament. Goto won.

SANADA vs. Marufuji was alright. Maru wins.

HOLY FUCK TANA vs. ISHII. Tore the house down as expected. Great sequences and counters. TANAWINSLOL of course but I'm okay with that result.

Okada beat Okada's angry uncle...I mean Makabe to take the lead in the block. Decent match but it felt like both were going through the motions.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Eva Marie will retroactively win everything and you will like it because she is awesome.

I am glad the smarks in this thread are finally realizing how amazing Eva Marie is.

Eva was great last night.
 

Anth0ny

Member
it's annoying when full sail just keeps making up their own shitty chants 5 times every match

like just pick one or two and stick with it you fucks

but i'd still rather have that than the silence of most crowds
 

Cagey

Banned
The Gable droning has followed him to the main roster.

I blame Full Sail for having me ride the mute button during his first damn match.
 

Anth0ny

Member
I'm chanting right now.

in "new. day rocks" rhythm:

zach zachzach zach zachzach zach zachzach

*10 seconds pass*

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey hey baby, I wanna knooooooooooow, if you'll be my zach

*12 seconds pass*

we are awesome, clapclap clapclapclap
 
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