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[Ilive1up]

 

[Ithil]

Bryan shootin!

 

[Kaladin]

You are a parody of wrestling.

Damn.

 

[Guzim]

Bryan <3 <3 <3

 

[truly101]

He tries to take shots because of the fact he doesn't want to take it out on the fans. He says that he isn't frustrated but it is obvious that he is. He's old and bitter. No one gives a fuck about him.

That shit he pulled on ADR last year I think, or maybe the year before where he tried to ether his gimmick. Thats just unprofessional and it sucks heat from your match. Why do that?

 

[Gorillaz]

IT's so jarring to see this feud then to see them talk all causally and shit on the reality show

a work of a work of a work

 

[Vox-Pop]

John Cena doesn't know what parody means.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Bryan didn't get much of a pop there after he ended his part

 

[Entropia]

CENA ABOUT TO HIS GOODIE TWO SHOES BULLSHIT RANT AGAIN

"FOR THE WWE UNIVERSE"

BLAH BLAH BLAH

 

[Brinbe]

cena is spitting a bunch of nothing

fuck outta here

 

[Thorakai]

Damnit Cena, all you had to do was carry the momentum D.Bry built up.

 

[jordan0386]

Cena has the best jedi mind trick Ive ever seen.

 

[Plywood]

Cena, Motivational Coach

Then.
Now.
Forever

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Cena: *YELLING LOUDLY*

 

[Dark Ninja]

John Cena would be the best Indy and Japanese Wrestler though. NO SELL EVERYTHING

 

[Ilive1up]

WHAT THE FUCK IS CENA TALKING ABOUT?

 

[nappy]

Fucking Cena, the same flow of speech every single time. Blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH blah.. blah blah.. blah BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

 

[krae_man]

Cena shirt = American flag

Wait what?

 

[Guzim]

God bless America!

 

[truly101]

Cena, what are you doing? stahp

 

[slightconfuse]

LOL cena pandering to the babaies and and fat chicks

 

[Bluekaveli]

That shit he pulled on ADR last year I think, or maybe the year before where he tried to ether his gimmick. Thats just unprofessional and it sucks heat from your match. Why do that?

He can't put over talent. He's becoming Hogan without directly becoming him. If Cena left right now, I wouldn't care. He's boring, stale, etc. He can't even put over talent. DB is the fucking underdog yet Cena does this shit over and over and over and over and over. He'd make Zack Gowen look like Goliath to his David.

 

[Judderman]

He just fucking oozes cheddar.

 

[Plywood]

Cena just compared his shirt to the American flag.

 

[Gorillaz]

The underdog is putting Bryan in his place

WWE Universe has spoken

 

[Vox-Pop]

Sacramento is a Cena crowd.

 

[Brinbe]

Shut up, John.

SHOUTS TO 5MOD

Is he crying?

 

[darkside31337]

So meta.

 

[TheChits]

Bryan is way too good for Cena

 

[Entropia]

OMG HE REFERENCE TEH 5MOD
















again

 

[Bluekaveli]

 

[DMczaf]

Is he crying?

 

[Thorakai]

wah wah wah.

 

[krae_man]

"for that plant in the front row"

 

[Gorillaz]

Damn he just threw up the charity shit at BD

he is crying

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

THANK YOU CENA

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

 

[Tawney Bomb]

Ultra close up on Cena.

 

[Ilive1up]

OH GOD.

stop it, cena.

crocodile tears, people.

 

[Dark Ninja]

HE SHOWS UP EVERYDAY GUYZ

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

I'm beginning to prefer the 5 moves of doom to the 1 promo of doom.

 

[Original Famous Ray]

The five moves of doom are for the WWE Universe!

 

[Xhenxhefil]

I would miss the Bryan part and get back for Cena's "hurblbrblslotsofwordsbutnothingactuallysaid" bit.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Cena playing the terminally ill children card...

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Kissing fat chicks and hugging babies.

 

[Brinbe]

CENA LEGIT SHOOK

 

[Vox-Pop]

Bryan got crushed.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

You support Bryan, you support cancer.

 

[Kaladin]

This is actually a good Cena promo.....it's still a Cena promo though.

 

[Entropia]

FUCK

I cannot stand his pandering bullshit.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Damn he just threw up the charity shit at BD

He's a prick. If I was the person against him(as a heel), I would've said that I don't care. You completely destroy everything, the crowd and him.