August Wrasslin |OT2| It was destiny (read post #2884, curtain jerkers)

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Ultratech said:
4-WAY MIRROR MATCH...TO THE DEATH!

Would be an interesting match. lol
They really should do Mirror Matches more often, silly as they are in concept.
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Like Doink vs Doink?!
 
Sunflower said:
Buckle up, Teddy.
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I'm spending the night watching DVDs of the hardcore Japanese fed known as W*ING. Kind of one of my guilty pleasures when it comes to wrestling, although I gladly admit to being a big fan of Japanese indy sleaze wrestling (DDT is awesome and screw anybody who disagrees with me). Anyway, W*ING sure did love using gimmicks straight from horror movies. Jason The Terrible, Leatherface, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and the Crypt Keeper all show up and wrestle violent matches at one point or another. Quite fun to watch all the silliness unfold.
 
Kevin Nash made it clear last week at RAW that he was not going to do his promos by reading from a script. Nash tried doing it that way the first time and got lost. Nash said he would only take bullet points from now on and Triple H backed him up on it.

On a related note, Nash was joking to his friends about CM Punk, making fun of how small he was when Nash picked him up for the powerbomb a few weeks back.
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Small lol..
 
Scripts getting tossed out for everyone should happen as soon as possible...and starting this moment...from now...from this moment on...this'll be the moment...starting now...in the near future...presently...at this moment...this'll be the moment...the start of this moment...will be...right now...in this moment...starting now....from now...this moment will commence.... will establish... currently the start of the origination...of the time of the beginning of the moment of establishment of... the moment... when the beginning of the start, of this time..this moment...it begins a renewed institution of this point whereupon there is a moment which is a foundation which... begins.. THE GENESIS... OF MCGILLICUTTY
 
Cornette on the Hardys:
"I've known Matt and Jeff since they started in the business, when Matt was 18 and Jeff was 16. They used to come to the WWE TV tapings in the Carolinas. I like those guys, and they have been tremendous stars, but A.) I don't know if their salary expectations fit in with Ring of Honor's budgetary limitations and B.) I haven't talked to these guys, and I don't know what their side of the story is, but there always seems to be controversy swirling around The Hardys right now. I believe Ring of Honor would once again take the standpoint that we are going to try and find the young undeveloped talent and expose them to the world, rather than to look to be the place where people come to have a warm place to curl up when they leave the big leagues."
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Can we start combing Youtube and try the most incoherent Flair promo of all time? Is there one that is the gold standard of insanity, or is it a hard fought battle?
 
I can't believe he left out the 911 call from Flair's stepdaughter after his wife beat the shit out of him and she told the 911 operator he was "bleeding profusely from the forehead."
 
Sunflower said:
Can we start combing Youtube and try the most incoherent Flair promo of all time? Is there one that is the gold standard of insanity, or is it a hard fought battle?
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I would like to add my favorites... in gif format!

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jmdajr said:
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I remember this one very clearly. It is my frontrunner for most insane promo, but I'm sure he's topped it.
 
The last Flair promos I remember are him talking about what he was gonna do to Dixie Carter (lol tongue roll) and his back-and-forth stuff with Jay Lethal.
 
dream said:
But Jeff is a big enough draw for any wrestling promoter to overlook that.
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More like in the question form:

But is Jeff a big enough draw for any wrestling promotion to overlook that..

I hope Jeff Hardy returns, he can give good matches and hopefully he can get his act together..he is a good wrestler..
 
dream said:
But Jeff is a big enough draw for any wrestling promoter to overlook that.
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The only thing Jeff Hardy would draw for ROH is gunfire, if his prior appearance for the promotion is any indication.
 
jmdajr said:
I would like to add my favorites... in gif format!
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GOOD GOD, Rick Flair is wheeling and Dealin on a massive scale! ITS TOO MUCH...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I remember when my friend this guy I knew had Mick Foley's first book and he'd always read it to us when we didn't want to hear it so we'd all end up in unison saying SHUT UP BRIAN GOD DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE BOOK ALREADY
 
Anth0ny said:
why is cm punk fighting with stone cold steve austin over twitter

O SHI-
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Let me check my phone!
Aw.. man. Even for a non-drinker I thought BudLightLime was pretty good. Or maybe that's why I thought it was good in the first place. But Steve Austin drinks a fuck ton of beer...is he just drinking the wrong kind. I don't know.
 
lol@these indie wrestlers on this indie wrestling show on natgeo.

lol.

lol@"former WWE Developmental Talent" Danny Inferno hoping to make it back to WWE developmental 7 years, 50 pounds, $250,000 in debt, and 20,000 somas later.
 
Mr. Sam said:
I couldn't hear you over how loud this jacket is.
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TNA updated in the OP.
Lost Fragment said:
No shit. That's how it's been for the past like 5 years. I wonder why.
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Well again, if anyone can give me info on the other organizations then I can put it in the OP.
 
I figure all of us, individually, have more money than Ric Flair. We should pool our funds and open our own indie just for laughs.
 
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