Have yet to taste Vegemite Twisties - Tomorrow is the day.
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PAX Thoughts:
The PAX Survey went up this week, and now that we've had time to digest it I thought I'd share my thoughts on it.
PAX, in it's current form, is a reasonably well organised event that partially succeeds in all the facets of nerd culture it tries to cover. The event knows its audience and caters to them well.
That said - I don't think the event is for me and I doubt I will attend future PAX's. Despite playing a lot of video games, I don't identify with nerd culture. Aperture Science backpacks; Gameboy iPhone covers; recent internet meme t-shirts; Chiptunes; collectable anime statuettes and all that fluff just aint for me.
At its core PAX Australia tries to hit all the same beats as its American predecessors. However, from talking to attendees of US PAX events, PAX Aus doesn't heat those beats as strongly. At the American PAX events there's (supposedly) all the same things, just more of them: bigger gaming areas with shorter lines, larger exhibition halls with shorter lines, more talks/seminars with shorter lines, more tabletop facilities with shorter lines.
The real challenge for an event like PAX is satisfying the niche-interest attendees as well as the generalists who want a taste of everything. There is a lot to do at PAX (provided you can endure the long lines) and one person's experience could have been completely different to anothers. For competitive gamers, their entire weekend may well have been spent in front of their PC or leaning over a tabletop wargame, and that may well have been the entire sphere of their experience at PAX.
For thousands of people, PAX Aus was likely Christmas in July. There's probably some kid out there who spent hours in line playing 3DS games or Magic: The Gathering whilst waiting for an Omegathon event and for him that was probably the best thing ever.
The event organisers achieved what they set out to do largely without a hitch, but as a first-run event, PAX 2013 can be improved on vastly for next year.
But for po-faced old me, PAX couldn't keep me entertained for a full day. The prospect of waiting in long lines for talks that I only have cursory interest in is completely unappealing. I'm thrilled I got to see Ron Gilbert (we were also very lucky to get in) but there is no fucking way I'm gonna spend a large chunk of my day waiting to sit in front of Microsoft and have them sell me their stupid product.
What was my weekend at PAX like?
Fri: Arrived for the opening, waited in line. Met a few AusGAF faces amongst the throng and went immediately to the Ron Gilbert Keynote. Enjoyed Ron and stuck around for the Q&A session which I found incredibly awkward. Wandered around, scoped out the whole venue, tried to attend a talk or two, played a boardgame.
Sat: Tried to attend a few talks. Gave up completely by lunch. Played board games for the remainder of the afternoon.
Sun: Considered not attending. Arrived anyway and went immediately to board games where we remained for 7 hours. We'd given up hope of being able to do anything else so invested our time in something we knew would be fun.
Highlights for me were:
- Ron Gilbert's talk. Apart from a Gabe and Tycho Q&A (immediately following Ron), that was the only talk I was able to attend.
- Gazunta calling me an arsehole to my face.
- Sitting next to evlcookie, someone I've been talking to for YEARS online, introducing myself, not hearing his name right, and then having to re-introduce myself once I realised who he was, then shooting off a rambling tirade of apologies and thankyous for my general cuntiness and his giving of free Steam games. Thanks evlcookie, sorry evlcookie.
- Playing 'Spot the Neckbeard'. There are no winners in 'Spot the Neckbeard', only losers. Hint: the losers are the ones with Neckbeards.
- Realising (too late) that booze could be very easily smuggled into PAX
- Hitting the piss with Mar_, Shaneus and Agyar. I'd never met Mar_ before and he is a quality drinking teammate. The four of us chatted like we'd known each other for ages. Yes, that night was probably my favourite thing.
- Paying $45 for lunch. Oh no, that was my LEAST favourite thing.
- Playing Lunar Flight.
- Playing Lunar Flight on the Oculus Rift.
- Meeting the guy who mad Lunar Flight.
- Telling the guy who made Lunar Flight that he made a cool cool game and that I love it and play it all the time.
- Scaring the guy who made Lunar Flight.
- Making fun of Reptilescorpio for being an old man and a dad and for being soft when we wanted to hit the pubs.
- Reptilescorpio calling me an arsehole to my face.
- Confusing Ridonckulous with the Maitre D' of the restaurant, giving him all the food money, and then leaving the restaurant.
- Pitching my new game idea to Gazunta: 'Hooker Butcher'. It's a video game about murdering, dismembering and disposing of prostitutes. Gaz you should totally make it.
- Food options were actually pretty good, despite being expensive. If you're a cheeto-fingered fatshit who wants to subsist on wedges all day, then PAX has got you covered. If you want to eat something that won't immediately block your left ventricle with lard, then there are ample food options available. Good on you PAX for having decent food options, albeit overpriced.
Crappy things:
- Rain
- Cold temperatures
- Long lines for everything. We're talking ONE TO TWO HOUR WAITS HOLY CRAP.
- Transportation clusterfuck on Friday night.
- People I don't know holding my arm and patting me on the back. Stop. Please stop. Don't do that it's weird.
- Not enough boardgame tables.
One thing I'm not happy doing is paying to receive marketing material. That's what the exhibition hall was: a big hall full of advertisements. EB Games is essentially the same thing, and neither PAX nor EB Games Expo offer sufficient early-play or preview material, or opportunities for non-press to talk directly with game developers. If you want ads, go to Gametrailers.com. The Nintendo booth was pretty good, but that was about it.
Overall, I'm happy I went. I got to meet a lot of AusGAF people, it was a good excuse to visit Melbourne, but it wasn't really an optimal use of my time.
Was great to have met some of you and am happy to catch up whenever I'm in Melbourne.