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[Scopa]

Apart from AusGAF, this is one of my favorite things Austrailian

Oh duuuuude, I love that video! I was even going to make a thread about it a couple of months ago after discovering it by accident. That guy rocks, lol.

 

[Barsinister]

Oh duuuuude, I love that video! I was even going to make a thread about it a couple of months ago after discovering it by accident. That guy rocks, lol.

I watch his videos while I'm going to sleep sometimes. Dude is a gem!

 

[SatansReverence]

kant*

Karnt**

 

[sevoro]

How common are Kangaroo attacks?

I'd say kangaroo road kill and kangaroo related traffic accidents are more common.

 

[Shelbutt]

Man. I know it's been forever since he passed but I don't think I'll ever get over the passing of him and Robin Williams

 

[Bullet Club]

How common are Kangaroo attacks?

Very.

 

[Bullet Club]

Here's our national anthem. All rise!

 

[Oemenia]

Two favourite topics to talk about with Aussies:

1. Political Correctness
2. Immigration

 

[Scopa]

Very.

Little do people know that kangaroos actually invented MMA. Back in 1859, I believe it was.

That move is called a ‘Roo Choke’ by the way. Or known colloquially as ‘Rockabye Wallaby’ or the ‘Joey Juicer’.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Two favourite topics to talk about with Aussies:

1. Political Correctness
2. Immigration

When I was going through customs a gentleman called me "mate" and said "good on ya." I thought to myself, "yes, good on me. I did do it. I did walk myself and bag in the right direction." I tried to bring that positive reinforcement back to the US with me, but it got lost flying Delta.

 

[Scopa]

When I was going through customs a gentleman called me "mate" and said "good on ya." I thought to myself, "yes, good on me. I did do it. I did walk myself and bag in the right direction." I tried to bring that positive reinforcement back to the US with me, but it got lost flying Delta.

He was actually telling you, you had “goo on ya”. It’s the accent. You probably stepped on a chewie.

 

[brap]

Australians are the fucking worst. Ruby Rose? Kangaroo Jack? Fuck off.
I'm kidding. No need to get le butthurted.

 

[Paasei]

I should make a similar thread about the French. They are the worst of all.

 

[Cunth]

Two favourite topics to talk about with Aussies:

1. Political Correctness
2. Immigration

Yuck

 

[Tesseract]

what's cooking down under ye doogs

 

[Papa]

what's cooking down under ye doogs

dags

 

[Tesseract]

dags

ohugooglies me undaponts m8s

cripey i luust deht

 

[Scopa]

ohugooglies me undaponts m8s

cripey i luust deht

Dad? Dad, is that you?

 

[brap]

ok what the fuck is goin on in this country?

 

[sevoro]

ok what the fuck is goin on in this country?

Onions, Sausage in a slice of bread, with what appears to be mustard on the top left and is going to be added. Seems normal to me. I mean unless you hate food or just never go out.

 

[Scopa]

ok what the fuck is goin on in this country?

I know. What self-respecting Aussie puts mustard on a fuckin’ sausage sizzle?

Disgusting.

Also, sauce goes in the fridge, not the cupboard. Fight me people.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I know. What self-respecting Aussie puts mustard on a fuckin’ sausage sizzle?

Disgusting.

Also, sauce goes in the fridge, not the cupboard. Fight me people.

Mustard goes into the trash. Where it belongs.

 

[sevoro]

I know. What self-respecting Aussie puts mustard on a fuckin’ sausage sizzle?

Disgusting.

Also, sauce goes in the fridge, not the cupboard. Fight me people.

I agree with the mustard and the sauce, but this is still normal mate.

 

[brap]

Onions, Sausage in a slice of bread, with what appears to be mustard on the top left and is going to be added. Seems normal to me. I mean unless you hate food or just never go out.

I know. What self-respecting Aussie puts mustard on a fuckin’ sausage sizzle?

Disgusting.

Also, sauce goes in the fridge, not the cupboard. Fight me people.

USE A FUCKING BUN AND WHY IS THE WIENER SO LONG? You peoplereally use sliced bread instead of hot dog buns?

 

[lachesis]

My Australian co-worker once brought some bite sized meat pie... they were so good, that I could eat a couple dozen of them easy...

This thread just reminded me to search for near by meat pie place in NJ, but alas - all the good ones are never around my neighborhood.

 

[sevoro]

USE A FUCKING BUN AND WHY IS THE WIENER SO LONG? You peoplereally use sliced bread instead of hot dog buns?

I don't tell you how to eat, you don't tell us how to eat. Unless you wanna die to the emus.

I actually postulate to you the fact that a thinner bread, would allow you taste the sausage more, and thus you have more flavour coming out when you bite down on it. Making it better than a bun which is just full of bland, tasteless bread.

 

[farmerboy]

I know. What self-respecting Aussie puts mustard on a fuckin’ sausage sizzle?

Disgusting.

Also, sauce goes in the fridge, not the cupboard. Fight me people.

Quoted for truth.

 

[Papa]

Mustard goes into the trash. Where it belongs.

Objectively wrong. You go into trash now.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Objectively wrong. You go into trash now.

Mustard is shit! Shit!

 

[Paasei]

I want to live and work in Aussie land.

 

[Scopa]

USE A FUCKING BUN AND WHY IS THE WIENER SO LONG? You peoplereally use sliced bread instead of hot dog buns?

Hot dog buns are like the training wheels of sandwiches. They’re for simpletons. Hence why they are synonymous with Americana.

The art of the Aussie sausage sizzle is to consume it without getting a lap and arm full of sauce. It’s a skill.

 

[Papa]

USE A FUCKING BUN AND WHY IS THE WIENER SO LONG? You peoplereally use sliced bread instead of hot dog buns?

Our weiners are just longer down here.

 

[Bullet Club]

My Australian co-worker once brought some bite sized meat pie... they were so good, that I could eat a couple dozen of them easy...

Party pies

And party sausage rolls

 

[Papa]

Party pies

And party sausage rolls

My misso makes these homemade chilli cumin lamb sausage rolls. I could eat them every day for the rest of my life and never tire of them.

 

[sevoro]

Party pies

And party sausage rolls

Clearly Australia is the best country in the world.

 

[Papa]

Clearly Australia is the best country in the world.

Second behind Eritrea

 

[Scopa]

Clearly Australia is the best country in the world.

Yep. Everywhere except Queensland.

 

[Papa]

Imagine saying that when Victoria exists.

 

[SatansReverence]

Imagine saying that when Victoria exists.

Can confirm, Victoria is trash.

 

[Bullet Club]

Imagine saying that when Victoria exists.

Scopa was correct.

Victoria has penguins:

Queensland has Clive Palmer:

 

[Papa]

Scopa was correct.

Victoria has penguins:

Queensland has Clive Palmer:

He kinda looks like the penguin

 

[Bullet Club]

He kinda looks like the penguin

He's probably eaten a few.

 

[Scopa]

He looks like Ms. Piggy’s and Jabba the Hut’s bastard love child.

 

[Papa]

He looks like Ms. Piggy’s and Jabba the Hut’s bastard love child.

 

[Bullet Club]

Clive would have a crack at Clem.

 

[Scopa]

Clive would have a crack at Clem.

That’s probably the level she normally pulls. Would explain the man-hating.

 

[Cunth]

NSW:

 

[Scopa]

SA:

 

[Bullet Club]

Victoria would be the Hemsworth brothers. No need to post pics.

SA:

She used to bone Stuey Dew.

We've all got a chance, lads!

Especially Cunth!