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[Bullet Club]

 

[The Giant]

Had a pom customer a few days ago bitch about how hot it was. It's was 25 degrees. Such a crybaby.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Ａｕｓｔｒａｌｉａ　ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ　ｅｘｉｓｔ　グし逸

 

[Scopa]

Had a pom customer a few days ago bitch about how hot it was. It's was 25 degrees. Such a crybaby.

That’s a heatwave to them. Anything over 25°C and it’s...

Softcocks.

 

[Screamer-RSA]

M8!!!

 

[HarryKS]

Kangaroos, did a donkey fuck a rabbit?

 

[Bullet Club]

Hey Australians!

 

[GymWolf]

I don't know if i prefer canada and his free weed or australia and his free dangerous animals everywhere as a place to live.

 

[Papa]

I don't know if i prefer canada and his free weed or australia and his free dangerous animals everywhere as a place to live.

australia is a cool guy and doesn’t afraid of anything

 

[ROMhack]

Real talk, my new line manager is Australian and she's alright. I take back all the mean things I said.

 

[Mohonky]

 

[GAMETA]

what brazil would be if it had money

 

[Silent Duck]

Here's our national anthem. All rise!

All this time and I thought this was the Australian national anthem. Huh.

 

[triplestation]

Kangaroos, did a donkey fuck a rabbit?

is margot actually austrailian?

i feel like she's bullshitting

her accent sounds like bullshit i think she has a regular american accent

 

[Scopa]

is margot actually austrailian?

i feel like she's bullshitting

her accent sounds like bullshit i think she has a regular american accent

You can’t have her.

 

[Dice]

I heard Australians are British Texans

pls confirm

 

[Bullet Club]

You're not the boss of me, Twitter!

 

[Scopa]

You're not the boss of me, Twitter!

I still used that well into adulthood to remember East vs West. Lol.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Papa]

Would smash the brunette

 

[Scopa]

I was like: “this could be pretty funny...”

and then they started singing...

 

[h00ters]

I was like: “this could be pretty funny...”

and then they started singing...

I went to see Eric Andre do a show down here in Melbourne a few years ago and that Frenchy bloke opened for him. Truly woeful.

 

[The Brooklyn Brawler]

900 dollary doos!

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[triplestation]

ayyyyy whats up MATE lmao

 

[ROMhack]

Throw another koala on the barbie.

 

[Scopa]

“Ya wanna come ova here, then, you fuckin’ scumrat?!”

Lmao.

 

[Bullet Club]

Australia's next Prime Minister.

 

[Scopa]

Australia's next Prime Minister.

I’d be all on his side, but he had to drink VB...

Fucking bogan degenerate.

 

[ROMhack]

I had VB once and it was alright. Came in these little tiny bottles, which I assume is because Australians can't handle their beer, which is kinda cute really

 

[Scopa]

I had VB and it was alright. Came in these little tiny bottles, which I assume is because Australians can't handle their beer, which is kinda cute really

Them’s fightin’ words cunt!

Aussies are renowned for our beer drinking prowess. We love to mock Americans for drinking water they label beer.

 

[Papa]

Scopa what is your favourite brand of non-alcoholic beer?

 

[Scopa]

Scopa what is your favourite brand of non-alcoholic beer?

Your mum.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

matthew's mum

Stale and salty?

 

[-kb-]

u wot m8

 

[Papa]

u wot m8

i fink u got us mistook wiv Enguhland m8

 

[Shizumapower]

FOCK! Wahat the fockin! Fockity FOOOOOCKKKK!

 

[Macapala]

ayyyyy whats up MATE lmao

Fuck off, cunt!

 

[triplestation]

Fuck off, cunt!

*kant

 

[Macapala]

I had VB once and it was alright. Came in these little tiny bottles, which I assume is because Australians can't handle their beer, which is kinda cute really

Fuck off, cunt!

 

[Macapala]

I heard Australians are British Texans

pls confirm

Fuck off, cunt!

 

[Macapala]

oshgha meh duggies n shrampy onna barbells

lesh sarf da wurfs m8s

Fuck off, cunt!

 

[Rellim]

I’d be all on his side, but he had to drink VB...

Fucking bogan degenerate.

What's wrong with VB? The ads said it is the best cold beer. Did they lie to us?

 

[Scopa]

What's wrong with VB? The ads said it is the best cold beer. Did they lie to us?

Yes. Although VB commercials from the 80s were hot shit Australiana.

 

[Godzilla Emu]

I had VB once and it was alright. Came in these little tiny bottles, which I assume is because Australians can't handle their beer, which is kinda cute really

Everything in this statement is hilariously wrong.

 

[MaestroMike]

rip zyzz

 

[SatansReverence]

As you can see, the stereotype of Australians always driving drunk is entirely true!

 

[slugbahr]

On a totally unrelated note...
Any Aussies here using Telstra?
How many points Telstra Plus points do you have?

PM me please

 

[Coflash]

What temps did you guys hit today?

48 here earlier

It's almost 7Pm and it's still 43

 

[Scopa]

What temps did you guys hit today?

48 here earlier

It's almost 7Pm and it's still 43

A cool 24 degrees.

Is was 43 here yesterday, lol.