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[wonzo]

 

[hateradio]

Someone needs to do a PSA to the Pics That Make You Laugh boys that the creepy stuff they post has a better home here.

http://i.imgur.com/Ld6k481.jpg

URE JUST JEAOUS

 

[FelixOrion]

Now, the biological implications of MPREG are the sort you don't want to think about anyway, but when the father-mother is a snowman, there are almost an unending stream of questions to ask. Normally we wouldn't ever dare speak these, lest we give them power, but within this thread, we may perhaps hope to survive.

Let's do away with the basics like "how can two males have children" "how can a snowman be alive" and "how could so hilariously different species successfully interbreed given all of the above?" and move on to some things more specifically related to our current situation.

Namely, why is this operation at all life-threatening to a magically animated snowman? Even supposing that snowfolk give birth via a sexual system in SPITE of their explicitly magical reproduction cycle (Frosty and Olaf both, I assume, share this system as snow-golems ought), and therefore the child passes through some sort of canal upon birth, we know there is some complication preventing this natural processes which poses significant threat to the MAGICAL life of this snowman, but how? Consider: a C-section is required, fine, but how difficult can it be to stitch up a snowman who the movie previews demonstrate is perfectly capable of having his head severed from his entire body?

I mean, maybe inside Olaf is a delicate system of snow-organs made of thin layers of ice-crystal tissues, but then, we clearly see his nose dislodged and shoved through his brain at different points in the preview, so it simply cannot be that!

But fine, let's say that somehow a snowman's internal systems are damaged during childbirth, I mean we're already allowing EVERYTHING else. But why cannot these systems simply be repaired by adding additional snow? Oh, I know that sounds as crude as saying "Why not stuff someone full of meat and blood and see if they heal?", but then again, blood transfusions, organ donations, and grafts all work along basically those very inelegant principles, fundamentally speaking.

Is there, then, a bank of ice-organ and water donors? Or can one simply acquire more snow, water, and ice from the abundant supply in nature? Or must it be magically animated, do you think? For people like Olaf and Frosty, is a Winter Wonderland more like wandering forests coated in blood and flesh, or is raw, unmagicked snow to Snowmen what the dust of the Earth is to man, lacking the breath of life, from the lungs of God to the nostrils of man?

Is the magic that animates these snow-men akin to that breath of life? Are children all not Gods, then, because they raise up snow men? Or are they horrible scientists, creating freakish Frankenstein's monsters, not putting that missing Soul into the tabernacle of ice instead of clay that they have forged for their own amusement? Are men just snowmen to their God, of interest and amusement in the winter, but melted into the ether with the coming of the Celestial Summer?

And what does that say of this fan artist? Is this work then some divine capsule, a miniature world in which, in spite of the laws of reality and reason as we understand them, two creatures of the same sex from wildly different species have successfully procreated and, what's more, found love? Or is it a horrific mockery, made by a child only marginally aware themselves of what they have wrought? Is this a statue, a painting, a gilded likeness of a God or Man who strides the very cosmos, or is it just lumps of meat, pasted willy-nilly and arranged by happenstance and grim humor into the form of something that is real?

Don't you all see? This means something.

 

[hateradio]

^ It works in this thread.

 

[Link Man]

Now, the biological implications of MPREG are the sort you don't want to think about anyway, but when the father-mother is a snowman, there are almost an unending stream of questions to ask. Normally we wouldn't ever dare speak these, lest we give them power, but within this thread, we may perhaps hope to survive.

Let's do away with the basics like "how can two males have children" "how can a snowman be alive" and "how could so hilariously different species successfully interbreed given all of the above?" and move on to some things more specifically related to our current situation.

Namely, why is this operation at all life-threatening to a magically animated snowman? Even supposing that snowfolk give birth via a sexual system in SPITE of their explicitly magical reproduction cycle (Frosty and Olaf both, I assume, share this system as snow-golems ought), and therefore the child passes through some sort of canal upon birth, we know there is some complication preventing this natural processes which poses significant threat to the MAGICAL life of this snowman, but how? Consider: a C-section is required, fine, but how difficult can it be to stitch up a snowman who the movie previews demonstrate is perfectly capable of having his head severed from his entire body?

I mean, maybe inside Olaf is a delicate system of snow-organs made of thin layers of ice-crystal tissues, but then, we clearly see his nose dislodged and shoved through his brain at different points in the preview, so it simply cannot be that!

But fine, let's say that somehow a snowman's internal systems are damaged during childbirth, I mean we're already allowing EVERYTHING else. But why cannot these systems simply be repaired by adding additional snow? Oh, I know that sounds as crude as saying "Why not stuff someone full of meat and blood and see if they heal?", but then again, blood transfusions, organ donations, and grafts all work along basically those very inelegant principles, fundamentally speaking.

Is there, then, a bank of ice-organ and water donors? Or can one simply acquire more snow, water, and ice from the abundant supply in nature? Or must it be magically animated, do you think? For people like Olaf and Frosty, is a Winter Wonderland more like wandering forests coated in blood and flesh, or is raw, unmagicked snow to Snowmen what the dust of the Earth is to man, lacking the breath of life, from the lungs of God to the nostrils of man?

Is the magic that animates these snow-men akin to that breath of life? Are children all not Gods, then, because they raise up snow men? Or are they horrible scientists, creating freakish Frankenstein's monsters, not putting that missing Soul into the tabernacle of ice instead of clay that they have forged for their own amusement? Are men just snowmen to their God, of interest and amusement in the winter, but melted into the ether with the coming of the Celestial Summer?

And what does that say of this fan artist? Is this work then some divine capsule, a miniature world in which, in spite of the laws of reality and reason as we understand them, two creatures of the same sex from wildly different species have successfully procreated and, what's more, found love? Or is it a horrific mockery, made by a child only marginally aware themselves of what they have wrought? Is this a statue, a painting, a gilded likeness of a God or Man who strides the very cosmos, or is it just lumps of meat, pasted willy-nilly and arranged by happenstance and grim humor into the form of something that is real?

Don't you all see? This means something.

:|

 

[JaCy]

 

[CorvoSol]

Maybe you're just underthinking!

 

[the chris]

Spoiler

Streets of Rage 2

 

[DonMigs85]

I also wonder how the Toy Story toys gained life since mundane plastic and wooden materials appear to be totally inanimate in their world.

 

[the chris]

I also wonder how the Toy Story toys gained life since mundane plastic and wooden materials appear to be totally inanimate in their world.

I thought about that recently when I saw a part in the recent Halloween special and one of the toys started hyperventilating. If the toys need to breathe then they must have lungs and other internal organs.

 

[DonMigs85]

I thought about that recently when I saw a part in the recent Halloween special and one of the toys started hyperventilating. If the toys need to breathe then they must have lungs and other internal organs.

How can they even move their limbs without proper muscles pulling on joints?
Buzz's arm is attached with a plastic peg and Woody's is just stitched to his body.

 

[FoxSpirit]

I thought about that recently when I saw a part in the recent Halloween special and one of the toys started hyperventilating. If the toys need to breathe then they must have lungs and other internal organs.

Well, imagine if the toys are inhabitated by the spirits of regular warmblooded vertebraes and have a residual self image from that time. So they breathe, not out necessity, but out of habit.

 

[Orcastar]

Is the lack of new Mega Man games getting you down?

Don't worry, bronies have got your back.

 

[Mike M]

Is the lack of new Mega Man games getting you down?

Don't worry, bronies have got your back.

I totally unironically love robot unicorns.

I need this.

 

[Link Man]

Is the lack of new Mega Man games getting you down?

Don't worry, bronies have got your back.

Like that they worked the "This Day Aria" into the soundtrack.

 

[Hitokage]

 

[Link Man]

And the logical conclusion:

Link

 

[Lowlander2]

Spoiler

Streets of Rage 2

I've beaten that game like ten times and never would have got that.

 

[Slamtastic]

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Spoiler

I kind of feel like I'm straddling the line with this one. It was marked as SFW on the site where I found it, bit I still feel like it could be a little too much. If this would be going too far, can someone please PM me before the mods drop the banhammer.

 

[Pesmerga00]

This thread man.

Spoiler

Look Closer

 

[Hitokage]

Spoiler

I kind of feel like I'm straddling the line with this one. It was marked as SFW on the site where I found it, bit I still feel like it could be a little too much. If this would be going too far, can someone please PM me before the mods drop the banhammer.

Why would that be bannable? It's not like it's a soiled diaper.

By the way, stop posting soiled diaper pics please. They're disgusting, and not in the purely conceptual way that this thread is all about.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

"Awesome" Fan Art |OT3| No soiled diapers allowed

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Why would that be bannable?

The implication of flat-out pedophilia.

 

[CorvoSol]

I long for the simpler days, where we got our jollies from trains disapproving of teenage romance.

 

[the chris]

I long for the simpler days, where we got our jollies from trains disapproving of teenage romance.

Me too:

 

[CorvoSol]

Me too:

I mean, do you ever wonder if out there, on the other side of the looking glass, there's a community of these fan artists who make this stuff just to see us overreact to it?

You have AMELIA POND and choose to draw ROSE TYLER as the Phoenix? I hate you.

 

[Hitokage]

I mean, do you ever wonder if out there, on the other side of the looking glass, there's a community of these fan artists who make this stuff just to see us overreact to it?

Don't ask dangerous questions.

 

[wonzo]

Request for Waffle-With-Big-Arms with my OC Shirley and Maggie on their wedding day. I think I might have messed up on Shirley, making it look as if she is taller than Maggie, as she is kneeling down for the kiss.

Maggie (c) Disney

Shirley Stoneheart (c) me

 

[the chris]

 

[demidar]

Still alive in VGCW.

 

[CorvoSol]

Don't ask dangerous questions.

But it's so hard to resist!

 

[Rapstah]

Still alive in VGCW.

Oh, dude, you didn't know?

 

[Link Man]

Umm, I've got some Fluttershy.

...if that's alright with you.

Link

Link

 

[Chet Rippo]

 

[JaCy]

 

[the chris]

 

[ffdgh]

...I can't take this seriously XD.

 

[demidar]

Oh, dude, you didn't know?

I just read the wiki. Damn shame, JonTron upsets were always funny to see.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm dying

 

[Link Man]

Link

 

[the chris]

 

[DonMigs85]

They have 3 boobs?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I am LITERALLY cry laughing

 

[Alcotholic]

 

[ronito]

I am LITERALLY cry laughing

While masturbating right guys!..Right?

 

[Amikami]

While masturbating right guys!..Right?

Ronito? Do you have something you want to confess?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

While masturbating right guys!..Right?

I DIDN'T EVEN CONFESS HOW DID YOU KNOW?

 

[Das Ace]

Now, usually I'm not one for freudian psychology, but this has got to be one of the most unintentionally(?) homo-erotic pieces of fan art I've ever seen.

 

[Avixph]

Super Ultra Saiyan XXXXXX Goku.