SNME Match 1: WWF Intercontinental Championship:
"I feel like snorkeling"
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper(c) vs. The Mountie (w/Jimmy Hart)
The return of Saturday Night's Main Event... now on FOX. Vince McMahon and Bobby Heenan are the hosts, welcoming us to ringside. Lots of dubbed in crowd noise for this show! Mountie and Jimmy attack Piper before he can remove his kilt, shirt and title belt. Piper gets a quick 2 count and the brawl spills outside the ring. Bret Hart cuts an inset promo, challenging the winner of the match at Wrestlemania 8. Back in, where Mountie slams, delivers a reverse elbow off the ropes and plants Piper in the corner, upside down. Piper goes for a bulldog, and is shoved off by the Mountie, right into the ref. Ref is knocked out and Piper is stunned. Mountie hits a piledriver and calls for a CUP OF WATER! He tosses it on Piper and brings in his shock stick (and sound effect). He "zaps" Piper, but nothing happens. Piper grabs the shock stick and applies it to the Mountie. Mountie wiggles in "electrical shock" as the ref wakes up. Piper covers for 3. Afterwards, Piper removes his t-shirt to reveal a... scuba diver's vest??! Oh, I see..it has the words "SHOCK PROOF" on it. Silly me.. after all, how do you defeat a fake shock stick? With a fake "shock proof" vest!