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Dinosaurs? lol I'm not one to make fun of others beliefs but come on? Dinosaurs? Really?

Eh. Talk shit all you want, but honestly, if you ignore science and various aging methods, as well as microbial life studies..

It makes total sense that dinosaurs are about 4000 years old. Carbon dating is fake, and all other dating is just as flimsy.

now who looks stupid?

 

[Mahonay]

Update: It's losing money. and it's the athiests' fault :O

Ken Ham is Now Blaming Atheists for the Economic Failures of Ark Encounter

But I thought everything is just a part of God's plan?

Atheists more powerful than God confirmed.

 

[whitemex88]

Update: It's losing money. and it's the athiests' fault :O

Ken Ham is Now Blaming Atheists for the Economic Failures of Ark Encounter

At least it isn't those damn millennials

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Update: It's losing money. and it's the athiests' fault :O

Ken Ham is Now Blaming Atheists for the Economic Failures of Ark Encounter

The fact that there are dinosaurs and unicorns on the ark is probably what did them in. I have no idea why they would put them on there. It makes zero sense...just why?

 

[Not]

$100 million could have gone toward feeding the poor, housing the homeless and medicine for the sick.

But we'll build a big fake Ark instead. Cause that's a more Christian thing to do.

Essentially this

 

[Ri'Orius]

Eh. Talk shit all you want, but honestly, if you ignore science and various aging methods, as well as microbial life studies..

It makes total sense that dinosaurs are about 4000 years old. Carbon dating is fake, and all other dating is just as flimsy.

now who looks stupid?

But if your position is that dinosaurs died out in the Flood, why would you have them on the Ark?

 

[Cooter]

But if your position is that dinosaurs died out in the Flood, why would you have them on the Ark?

The plot thickens...

 

[Syriel]

At least it isn't those damn millennials

What if it was...ATHIEST MILLENNIALS???

 

[Mahonay]

What if it was...ATHIEST MILLENNIALS???

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

What happens if it gets Termites like that one cartoon

 

[DrEvil]

In fairness, a boat full of dinosaurs sounds pretty rad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lA226A91tA

Are you sure about that?

 

[cdyhybrid]

In fairness, a boat full of dinosaurs sounds pretty rad

I saw that movie. It's not as great as it sounds.

Edit: Beaten :lol

 

[Staccat0]

I kinda liked that weird-ass Aranofsky movie.

 

[Verelios]

I don't see any people of color in those pictures. My brothers hi-5

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

They still insist in making it look like a boat just like their Sunday school coloring books; when if it was real it would have been just a big box.

This is the first thing I thought. Like fuck man. If Genesis is so goddamn important to you, you think you'd be a stickler for details

 

[cakely]

Heh. "Wet Dream". It's a big boat. I get it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

So it took a shit ton of money and construction crews to replicate what one guy in sandals built thousands of years ago. And that doesn't set off a light bulb with these idiots?

 

[Frozenprince]

Eh. Talk shit all you want, but honestly, if you ignore science and various aging methods, as well as microbial life studies..

It makes total sense that dinosaurs are about 4000 years old. Carbon dating is fake, and all other dating is just as flimsy.

now who looks stupid?

You didn't know Pharaoh chased Moses and the Israelite on a T-Rex?

 

[PingPongvonLaserstein]

So it took a shit ton of money and construction crews to replicate what one guy in sandals built thousands of years ago. And that doesn't set off a light bulb with these idiots?

Yeah, but it took Noah like 125 years to build the ark.

And he died at the ripe old age of 1000 or so.

Neither of which gives these idiots pause.

 

[jellies_two]

Perfect!

Well not quite "Sturctures"

 

[Not]

I don't see any people of color in those pictures. My brothers hi-5

Uh lol I don't see no black people in the Holy Word

But if you're one of the good ones and behave, you might get into heaven with our lord and your master, WhiJe

 

[whitemex88]

What if it was...ATHIEST MILLENNIALS???

 

[big_z]

I'm not up to date on the good word of Jesus but could someone that is explain what happened to the dinosaurs on Noah's ark? Cleary they were worthy of saving yet we don't have them so what happened?

 

[Mindlog]

The ark is solvent if offered as a venue for galas, art exhibits and raves.

That's an EDM festival just waiting to happen.

 

[SolarMystic]

Good, glad it's doing poorly. Hope is all comes crumbling down. This is nothing but a giant useless box of poison for our children's minds.

 

[Not]

I'm not up to date on the good word of Jesus but could someone that is explain what happened to the dinosaurs on Noah's ark? Cleary they were worthy of saving yet we don't have them so what happened?

They consciously rejected the Holy Father's graciousness

The ark is solvent if offered as a venue for galas, art exhibits and raves.

That's an EDM festival just waiting to happen.

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn den of debauchery

 

[Pantaghana]

As someone that is currently building an oil tanker, I can appreciate the effort of making a wooden ship of that size (let's ignore it not being seaworthy).

But as a "millennial atheist" I also find it a farcical waste of time and money that would have better been spent elsewhere.

 

[Rmagnus]

Aside from the ideas I don't believe in and think are factually wrong, I think it's pretty cool that somebody built something like this.

100 million cost and tax evasion

 

[Haunted]

Keep em stupid and docile (and voting Republican).

Get your fucking shit together, USA.

 

[Not]

Keep em stupid and docile (and voting Republican).

Get your fucking shit together, USA.

Working on it. Difficult when said shit is our literal ideological foundation

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Good

Lol. Best response yet, and mad I didn't see it coming.

 

[big_z]

They consciously rejected the Holy Father's graciousness

Is this for real? If so what happened, they just explode on the spot or something?

 

[iapetus]

But does it blend?

FTFY.

 

[Marvie_3]

Update: It's losing money. and it's the athiests' fault :O

Ken Ham is Now Blaming Atheists for the Economic Failures of Ark Encounter

I am 6000% ok with this.

 

[Pantaghana]

I am 6660% ok with this.

FTFY

 

[narcosis219]

The fact that we can build smartphones today proves that jesus took selfies when he was here on Earth

 

[Banglish]

what the fuck

 

[water_wendi]

Good

lol

 

[NewGame]

In Australia, Melbourne, the national art gallery was designed according to the instructions listed in the book of Genesis by Roy Grounds. This is why it is surrounded by a moat of water, to give you a brief look at what a floating ark might have looked like.

However this OFFENDED a lot of people, both religious and nonreligious people, the first one claiming that it didn't sych up with their boat-like design which if they had actually read the book would of found it was literally a tar covered box, not a curved hull design we have today and of course the nonreligious people fedoras tipped so hard their brows were knocking against their knees.

So now they just say "ITS JUST A BUILDING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" because it's just easier that way.

 

[StoneFox]

What a waste of trees.

Including dinosaurs too... What, did Noah allow them on his ship just to be the food for all the carnivores? Since they obviously still died out and all.

 

[ERotIC]

$100 million.

Imagine all the starving homeless and poor that could have fed.

But nope, gotta fight the losing creationist fight.

Oh come on, that could apply to ANY expensive creative endeavor.


Let the rednecks have their fucking boat. Who cares?

 

[FyreWulff]

Oh come on, that could apply to ANY expensive creative endeavor.


Let the rednecks have their fucking boat. Who cares?

let the rednecks spend their own money. they used public taxes to pay for part of this.

 

[openrob]

Creationism is a very wide concept though. Saying that God is responsible for all creation is totally fine but saying that evolution doesn't exist or that Earth is 6000 years old is not.

It's people who take the Bible literally. Modern civilisation fits in with that ~8000 year old estimate. So it's understandable that the Bible points to around then as starting point for humanity within its story.

Does not mean that the earth is that old haha

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

At least they don't think the world is flat.

 

[Username1198]

So it took a shit ton of money and construction crews to replicate what one guy in sandals built thousands of years ago. And that doesn't set off a light bulb with these idiots?

The sandals were magical. Checkmate atheists.

At least they don't think the world is flat.

Oh Jesus! And he said unto his son, flat earthers are dumb motherfuckers. So sayeth the lord.
-Austin 3;16

 

[| Praxis |]

Those poor children, loonies for parents.

 

[whitemex88]

I'm not up to date on the good word of Jesus but could someone that is explain what happened to the dinosaurs on Noah's ark? Cleary they were worthy of saving yet we don't have them so what happened?

They starved to death, because what the hell are you going to feed all the carnivores on board

 

[poppabk]

Those poor children, loonies for parents.

I'm not religious at all, but honestly if I was in the area I might take my kids to see it. My kids are pretty impervious to indoctrination though. My daughter goes to a church pre-school and I asked her who God was. She said he was a big man with a toothbrush stuck in his teeth.
My son thinks that when people are talking about Jesus they are talking about his best friend from pre-K who is called Jesus or Jeezy for short.

 

[Makai]

This was allegedly made by Amish without modern tools to prove that Noah could do it - neat

 

[Volimar]

This was allegedly made by Amish without modern tools to prove that Noah could do it - neat

Well...

Apologies if this has already been posted.