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Zoolander seems to be transpiring IRL
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He does it on camera, though i don't know how well it actually works. I'm sure a lot of the growth on some of these guys is just from heavy steroid use (see Zac Effron, Chyna, or the Indian guy from the Silicon Vallet show).
Aesius
Member
Looks like a roided out Jordan Spieth once the hat wig came off.
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Guess he isn't HAIRMAXXING. Just take a blowtorch to your head twice a day - breaks down the 5 alpha DHT and generates catecholamines that MAXIMIZZZE hair growth.Bro what the hell are we even doing man
roosnam1980
Member
chad androgenic should be ranked much lower without the wig .
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Liopleurodon
Member
This didn't age well.
Meicyn
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Grildon Tundy
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LyricalShrike
Member
Having such a shit hairline at 25 must suck. Especially when your entire business model revolves around you looking better than other people. The relation of this community to the incel community makes even more sense now. Betas destroying their bodies to look like alphas.
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Light_Crusader25
Member
Clicked the title thinking whatever was inside had something to do with the movie Zoolander...
Well, lesson learned! And I don't even like foocking Zoolander!
Well, lesson learned! And I don't even like foocking Zoolander!
Myuni
Member
I find this highly entertaining and wonder why ANDROGENIC had no hair job done yet.
After putting all those resources into LOOKMAXXING and BONESMASHMAXXING, why keep that weak spot? That's just as stupid as the Death Star's easily penetrable thermal exhaust port leading to the main reactor.
Or... could it all be a buildup... for PLOTMAXXING!?
After putting all those resources into LOOKMAXXING and BONESMASHMAXXING, why keep that weak spot? That's just as stupid as the Death Star's easily penetrable thermal exhaust port leading to the main reactor.
Or... could it all be a buildup... for PLOTMAXXING!?
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
He does it on camera and sometimes it's enough to fuck up his face. He may have only done it for real a couple of times but the first video I saw of this guy he ended up all bruised afterwards
Is he smashing bones? Who knows.
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RagnarokIV
Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
I've read through this twice and I still don't undetermined anything that's happening (which makes me feel blessed really).
But the guy with the syrup attached to a hat is next level fucking funny man, I was howling at that.
But the guy with the syrup attached to a hat is next level fucking funny man, I was howling at that.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
It's possible he tried and it was botched or maybe just hasn't grown in yet. The splotchiness on the back of his head could be from FUE transplanting.
Or maybe he just has his shit fucked up because of all the stupid crap he does to his body.
edit: STUPIDCRAPMAXXING
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TransTrender
Gold Member
Surely this causes ego death?
YCoCg
Member
I can't believe calibari did the looksmaxxing bomb with the face chisel against alpha gymbrosphy creating a three time mogging multiplayer on college campus chief. Really releases the serotonin in watchers minds after witnessing aura extreme.
/See now you have to figure out how much of that is made up
/See now you have to figure out how much of that is made up
Esquie
Member
I read some comments saying he did get a transplant but that it takes months to grow so he's using the wig in the meantime. Who knows
That was definitely my first thought seeing those lines on the back of his head.
Damn though, the hat snatcher single-handedly ruined this guy's "career" lol.
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
The red area along the shoreline of his hairline would suggest that might be the case.
lifa-cobex
Member
This is why I became an undertaker.
DKehoe
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Hero of Spielberg
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Cyberpunkd
Member
This is like the bottom of the barrel: if you are balding and don't shave it - what are you doing with your life?
Cyberpunkd
Member
Blessed to have your face resemble a fridge?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Damn I just noticed that too.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
The Wachowski's at it again?
GymWolf
Member
Oh cmon, they are far better looking than the wachosky.
The_hunter
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Audiophile
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Grildon Tundy
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Myuni
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BREAKING: Androgenic drops below Piers Morgan on the Global Chad Leaderboard
Donald mac Ronald
Member
Can you actually hit your face with a hammer for a more chiselled look?
This sounds so retarded it can't be true.
This sounds so retarded it can't be true.
Clear
CliffyB's Cock Holster
Just like that Adonis is transformed into Mr Potato Head !
His jawline looks weaker than his receding hairline in that profile shot...
Donald mac Ronald
Member
This Thread has had me howling. There's even a world wide chad ranking. 
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
I refuse to believe this is a real article https://nypost.com/2026/02/22/lifestyle/influencer-androgenic-has-wig-snatched-off-his-head
Actually, I just refuse to believe any of this is even real. I don't understand kids these days.
Topher
where you at buddy? I'm joining you on the porch.
Actually, I just refuse to believe any of this is even real. I don't understand kids these days.
Topher
where you at buddy? I'm joining you on the porch.