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Zoolander seems to be transpiring IRL
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LyricalShrike
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Situations like this are why society needs to decriminalize ass beatings or ban public streaming without a permit. Shoving a live camera in a private person's face should be grounds for self defense. People like that freak act tough because they know that nobody is going to risk their career/life taking them out on camera. We should probably look at our tax/welfare systems because whatever surplus is leading to whatever we are calling this culture is misappropriated.
Tams
Member
Those types of aggro guys at the bar tend to be small souls under the inflated muscles.
Case in point, the guy starting fights with random women over who looks better above was a stick figure before the super soldier serum:
One day:
near
Gold Member
I don't know where Adam Friedland popped out from, but I've seen a few episodes and he's hilarious. I'll watch this episode soon!
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Those types of aggro guys at the bar tend to be small souls under the inflated muscles.
Case in point, the guy starting fights with random women over who looks better above was a stick figure before the super soldier serum:
"Maximizing osteoblast differentiation for bone development (primarily via PTH analogs, growth factors, androgens, and applying mechanical load to craniofacial bones)
- HDAC inhibition to alter epigenetic landscape, upregulate androgen receptors, and promote Runx2 and Osterix acetylation.
Improving coloring with MC1R agonism, which in conjunction with HDACI can permanently augment melanocyte DNA
- Building muscle with optimized training, nutrition and pharmacology"
= Steroids, HGH, fake tan, synthol and plastic surgery
0neAnd0nly
Member
What I like most about GAF OT is that 2 threads above this is the Iran thread, where we are on the verge of war breaking out, and I can click out of that and enter this thread for this golden content.
Truly the internet's greatest experience
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Liopleurodon
Member
Clavicular looks far cuter, more handsome, and in general better looking than that Asu Frat Leader guy.
0neAnd0nly
Member
A guy being "cute" will drop his PSL score by a bit.
He may need to retire before the going gets really rough. The charts are talking. DESCENDMAXX in action.
0neAnd0nly
Member
Nah, dude folds so far into his butthole when presented with anything halfway serious.
He acts like a clown and is completely unable to self reflect. If you find more serious debates with the guy (rare, because he comes off borderline retarded), you realize his ego and hubris is approaching Bill Maher levels, but he doesn't have the charisma to pull it off.
Cyberpunkd
Member
I would take PEDs any day of the week instead of smashing my face with a hammer.
roosnam1980
Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
The last time I've seen dudes that far up their own asses was the First Fest 12 competition hosted at my humble establishment!
Major Insano
Member
CHISELEDMAXX TERRA CHAD
Maybe my next username
Maybe my next username
Denton
Member
Sometimes I feel existential dread over the fact that if current birthrates do not improve, my 10 million people country will shrink to 1.5 million in just 100 years
And sometimes I read a thread like this and feel like humanity deserves to go extinct
Strange feeling of cognitive dissonance, but the existential dread remains.
And sometimes I read a thread like this and feel like humanity deserves to go extinct
Strange feeling of cognitive dissonance, but the existential dread remains.
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Liopleurodon
Member
I don't care about all those irrelevant things.
As long as I can enjoy looking at their beauty, that is enough for me.
Toots
Member
Haha wanted to post this one
You are a ltb and he'll never mog a cortisol spike inducing person you
Grildon Tundy
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0neAnd0nly
Member
Anxiously awaiting next chapter with the start of WORLD WAR MOG seemingly hanging by a thread.
0neAnd0nly
Member
Step by step guide for boomermaxx age pills.
1. Top Mogger got out mogged by GIGACHAD ASU frat leader
2. Other top giga and Terra Chads didn't like that hit, and have flown in to avenge their Chad leader
3. BONESMASHMAXX technique seems to be ASCENDMAXXING among the ranking members as the MOGGERS prep to jestergoon the enemy
4. LokiMog has been added to the team to avenge top mogger CLAV again ASU Chad.
5. World War Mog is now teetering on the edge of reality as the peace treaty was refused by ASU frat guy.
Any questions?
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
You should start a logmaxxing tiktok
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
A bunch of guys made up their own wrestling storylines to act in to get
0neAnd0nly
Member
Ummmmmm, wrestling is fake though.
Major Insano
Member
Is BONESMASHMAXX the genZ Andrew Tate?
LyricalShrike
Member
Avid Reading Horse
Gold Member
How exactly does all this work anyway. Ya just whack yourself in the face with a hammer? Is there like a softer hammer that will work for an older gentleman such as myself? Clav seems to think that Piers could still ascend. If he can ascend then you can ascend, everyone can ascend! (Rocky IV -- probably)
Don't hit yourself in the face with a hammer pls
Clear
CliffyB's Cock Holster
Grildon Tundy
Member
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
0neAnd0nly
Member
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Thebonehead
Gold Member
Would need Thors hammer to sort my face out.
Thebonehead
Gold Member
Clavicular just shot himself in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Looksmaxxing culture (I'm an expert), but Framemogging and Purity are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in a regular gym where you can become successful by just having big biceps.
In the high-stakes world of facial aesthetics, if you get out-posed by a natural ASU frat leader who looks like he crawled out of a Baki manga, you bring shame to your entire supplement stack.
The only way to get rid of that shame is a complete Metabolic Repentance.
What this means is the looksmaxxing public, after seeing this clip, is not going to want to purchase the Streamer's "Bone-Smasher 3000" kits or follow his "Gear-Maxxing" guides.
This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but by flying in a "barely sentient" titan to save his reputation, Clavicular has alienated an entire market of aspiring chads.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Looksmaxxing culture (I'm an expert), but Framemogging and Purity are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in a regular gym where you can become successful by just having big biceps.
In the high-stakes world of facial aesthetics, if you get out-posed by a natural ASU frat leader who looks like he crawled out of a Baki manga, you bring shame to your entire supplement stack.
The only way to get rid of that shame is a complete Metabolic Repentance.
What this means is the looksmaxxing public, after seeing this clip, is not going to want to purchase the Streamer's "Bone-Smasher 3000" kits or follow his "Gear-Maxxing" guides.
This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but by flying in a "barely sentient" titan to save his reputation, Clavicular has alienated an entire market of aspiring chads.
DKehoe
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Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
MaestroMike
Gold Member
As a gamer my focus is on handmaxxing
Bojji
Gold Member
Ishma3L
Member
The double swan neck deformity. Primo recipe for fingermaxxing and rheumatoidmaxxing.
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Grildon Tundy
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Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
This is weirdly entertaining. The fella who said these are essentially wwe storylines transported to social is exactly right! I do feel I deserve to see them at least pretend to fight each other tho...