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Bear Breaks Into Garage, Eats 20Lbs of Dog Food, and Falls Asleep in Back Yard.

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Rajack

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http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/black-bear-falls-asleep-lawn-after-eating-50-pound/nm3qK/

SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. —

A huge black bear in Seminole County, Florida, had quite the weekend when a homeowner found it fast asleep in his backyard.
Bob Cross, of Lake Mary, normally gets calls from his neighbors to catch nuisance critters, but Saturday he got an unusual call dealing with something a little larger.

"(She) said there was big bear in her backyard," said Cross.

When Cross rounded the corner, he knew he was going to leave this one alone.

"That's a big bear. That's a huge bear," he said.

As Cross got closer, he snapped a few photos of bear and its dinner, a 20-pound bag of dog food that it dragged from a garage nearby to under the shade of a tree.

Cross watched the bear toss and turn for several minutes, laughing at how human-like it was sleeping.

"(It) repositioned three or four times and stretched out. It just laid there," he said.

Another neighbor, Art Fischer didn't want the bear coming back for seconds, so he grabbed the leftovers and put the rest in his garage and locked it up.

Cross and his neighbors said they hope no one shoots the bear once bear season begins Oct. 1.

"They were here before we were," said Fischer.
The insanity is even infecting the wildlife! This is not good.
 

zeemumu

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If goldilocks can break into your house and eat your food and fall asleep on your property why can't the bear.
 

werks

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guavatin

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Cross and his neighbors said they hope no one shoots the bear once bear season begins Oct. 1.

Man, last season was a bit bland, hope they do alot more this time or I'm dropping the series.
 

bundaberg

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That's probably a dead bear now. It will have learned to hang around houses and look for similar treats which will put it in to more and more conflict with humans until it gets put down.

Not good!
 

iNvid02

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why isnt there an eating contest for bears? this guy and the one who broke into the bakery and ate all the pies should be the first to be invited.

come on america, i know thats not too crazy for you
 

Curtisaur

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Hopes no one shoots it? I hope someone blows it's fucking head apart. Like, with an explosive round or something. Fuck the head on the bear rug/blanket - just obnoxiously gets in the way. Blow the bitch apart.
 
This is pretty great but I really like it more when the story is about a bear or raccoon getting into someone's stash of beer and getting wasted.
 
It must be unbearable watching the bear eat that much food and then pass out in your backyard. I wouldn't think it could bear that much food.
 
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