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ben affleck's testicles
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Chauffeur de la gdlk
Where's the nearest mod? Someone needs to give Silver a new tag.
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, and the best part is Silver defending himself so vigorously! :lol
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, and the best part is Silver defending himself so vigorously! :lol
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
silver said:
What, touch is eliminated? That isn't a sense that can cause disgust? I think you'll find it is, have someone reach into a load of hidden boxes with different substances and see how they react to something gooey.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
silver said:
It's BALLS on your neck!
Oh and thank you for such an entertaining thread.
WHOAguitarninja
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At this point it should be obvious I think that silver is not going to concede defeat no matter how stupid he's made himself look.
You still havent responded to my earlier post though. If you were eating finger food...ignoring any sortof social weirdness, would you think twice if someone told you to rub the food all over your balls before you ate it?
You still havent responded to my earlier post though. If you were eating finger food...ignoring any sortof social weirdness, would you think twice if someone told you to rub the food all over your balls before you ate it?
Litigation Manuel
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I'm sorry, but if someone's hand was right next to their penis and touching it throughout the majority of the day, I'd be wary of shaking their hand. You say we're disgusted by testicles from association with the penis, and I think I might agree, yes, they're right next to and touching the penis, which is only used for ridding the body of waste and sexing things up. There's something gross about something that spends all it's time touching the body part which pees and ejaculates.
This is comedy at its finest.
This is comedy at its finest.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
So the touch of balls on your neck compared to the touch of a hand on your neck could feel disgusting.
How about if someone only pissed a little bit into a strong drink? So you can't taste it or smell it. Then you drink it and everyone pisses themselves going "Ahahaha, you drank his piss!" You'd go "Ohoho, good one mate!"?
How about if someone only pissed a little bit into a strong drink? So you can't taste it or smell it. Then you drink it and everyone pisses themselves going "Ahahaha, you drank his piss!" You'd go "Ohoho, good one mate!"?
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
:lol Man, that's fucked up.
Wish I knew you in real life though. I'm sure I could think of lots of things to do to you that are disgusting to everyone else but ok with you, and I couldn't lose! Either you'd be disgusted by it and I'd be like "AHA!" or you'd be ok with it and everyone could keep doing stuff to you and it'd be funny as hell.
Wish I knew you in real life though. I'm sure I could think of lots of things to do to you that are disgusting to everyone else but ok with you, and I couldn't lose! Either you'd be disgusted by it and I'd be like "AHA!" or you'd be ok with it and everyone could keep doing stuff to you and it'd be funny as hell.
Azure Dream
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Well, if you had money like Ben Affleck, they wouldn't be so disgusting if you followed Lewis Black's advice... hiring your own personal ball washer.
"Because I'm an important CEO, and my nuts need to be clean!"
Still, though, I'm going to vote for anything starting less than one inch away from something you regularly excrete liquid waste product from, and kept in the same small piece of cloth as the place you excrete solid waste from as regularly more disgusting than digits designed for touching other people and things and regularly washed. There are some nasty hands out there, but really, if they don't wash their hands well, you think their ballsack is going to be much cleaner?
Plus it's a societal thing. They're "private parts," you aren't even supposed to take them out in a working environment, let alone touch them against unsuspecting people. That's not something people should be subjected to in a professional production environment, unless they're on-screen actors in a porno.
"Because I'm an important CEO, and my nuts need to be clean!"
Still, though, I'm going to vote for anything starting less than one inch away from something you regularly excrete liquid waste product from, and kept in the same small piece of cloth as the place you excrete solid waste from as regularly more disgusting than digits designed for touching other people and things and regularly washed. There are some nasty hands out there, but really, if they don't wash their hands well, you think their ballsack is going to be much cleaner?
Plus it's a societal thing. They're "private parts," you aren't even supposed to take them out in a working environment, let alone touch them against unsuspecting people. That's not something people should be subjected to in a professional production environment, unless they're on-screen actors in a porno.
SpeedingUptoStop
will totally Facebook friend you! *giggle* *LOL*
Cauliflower of Love
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Belfast said:
Teabagging down here is putting them someones mouth, isn't it?
Well sure, I've heard of it. But that wouldn't make me any less likely to hit Ben Affleck in the face if he put his balls on the back of my neck. Also, it actually is one of those things that could probably be classified as disgusting.Belfast said:
I just don't get it...do you and Silver live in parts of the country where a standard friendly greeting consists of slapping each other with your balls? And wouldn't girls feel left out?
I'd generally agree with that, although the aforementioned urine residue is more of a factor for me than the skin.ohamsie said:
Let's start a degree program at a university in Ballology. Ben Affleck can give a speech at graduation, which would mostly just consist of him sitting his nuts on the microphone for a while.
so my question to you silver and belfast. is shaking someone's balls the same as shaking someone's hand. forget the 7 year old boy. just a normal person who you would shake hands and greet with. as far as disgusting is concerned. a normal person you would meet, shaking balls = shaking hands? no social acceptability, lets just say shaking balls is acceptable. what do you think now
(phone rings)
[Woman] "Hello?"
[Thug] "Whassup."
[Woman] "Hello, what you doin?"
[Thug] "Nuthin, just kickin it."
[Woman] "You all done?"
[Thug] "Naw, what you gonna do today?:
[Woman] "Um, pick up my clothes from the cleaners, I'm gonna get my nails
done --"
[Thug] "Hey, did what's his name get at you yesterday?"
[Woman] "Who?"
[Thug] "Deeeeeezzz Nutsss!"
[Woman] "Aw, shut up nigga."
[Woman] "Hello?"
[Thug] "Whassup."
[Woman] "Hello, what you doin?"
[Thug] "Nuthin, just kickin it."
[Woman] "You all done?"
[Thug] "Naw, what you gonna do today?:
[Woman] "Um, pick up my clothes from the cleaners, I'm gonna get my nails
done --"
[Thug] "Hey, did what's his name get at you yesterday?"
[Woman] "Who?"
[Thug] "Deeeeeezzz Nutsss!"
[Woman] "Aw, shut up nigga."
Teknopathetic
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+1 Affleck.
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