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Tedesco! · Jun 23, 2005

This has truely been one of the funniest threads I have read.

ohamsie · Jun 23, 2005

silver said:
I have made a stand for pro-ball men all over the world. I am clearly the moral winner.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2005

wooooo, page 5

AirBrian · Jun 23, 2005

-jinx- said:
(phone rings)
[Woman] "Hello?"
[Warren G] "Whassup."
[Woman] "Hello, what you doin?"
[Warren G] "Nuthin, just kickin it."
[Woman] "You all done?"
[Warren G] "Naw, what you gonna do today?:
[Woman] "Um, pick up my clothes from the cleaners, I'm gonna get my nails
done --"
[Warren G] "Hey, did what's his name get at you yesterday?"
[Woman] "Who?"
[Warren G] "Deeeeeezzz Nutsss!"
[Woman] "Aw, shut up nigga."

"I wanna ask you one question...
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have, honey?"
I said, "Darling, you'd have some walnuts."
She said, "Well...daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yes!"
She said, "Well...daddy, if I had nuts under my chin, would those be chin-nuts?"
I said, "Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

MIMIC · Jun 23, 2005

silver said:
I just don't see what's so disgusting about it. You probably get touched by loads of people who haven't washed their hands and you willingly lick up your girlfriend's vaginal fluids. It's bizarre to put your balls on someone's neck, but considering the aforementioned licking of your gf's genitalia, I don't see why this ball thing is disgusting. IT'S JUST A SACK WITH TWO BALLS. You're probably a homophobe.

Has anyone called him an idiot yet?

hXc_thugg · Jun 23, 2005

MIMIC said:
Has anyone called him an idiot yet?

What? Are you a homophobe or something? You disgust me.

carbonbased · Jun 23, 2005

-jinx- said:
If you put numbers in front of each sentence, it kind of reads like Leviticus.

This made the thread. :lol

Pellham · Jun 23, 2005

hXc_thugg said:
What? Are you a homophobe or something? You disgust me.

:lol Are you Silver's fellow teabagger in crime or something?

hXc_thugg · Jun 23, 2005

Pellham said:
:lol Are you Silver's fellow teabagger in crime or something?

No, but I enjoy being sardonic!

Ollie Pooch · Jun 23, 2005

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2005

Boogie · Jun 23, 2005

I clicked on this thread wondering how a thread titled "ben affleck's testicles" could possibly reach 5 pages. Now I know.

This is in the top 10 threads of the year. :lol

Dilbert · Jun 23, 2005

bish, I LOVE YOU for handing out that tag. AWESOME.

(BTW, thanks to the people laughing at the Leviticus joke...)

shpankey · Jun 23, 2005

mrklaw said:
How does he put his balls on the back of your neck without his cock being quite....nearby?

Does he lay it up the back of the head, or perhaps around the side, under one ear?

:lol

:lol cant... :lol breath... :lol

Matlock · Jun 23, 2005

I can do nothing but humbly thank the members of gaf for taking a topic of mine and making it so much more.

Shogmaster · Jun 23, 2005

I drew an outfit similar to that for Batgirl (bat symbol being her skin) for Batman Forever presentation at Hasbro and got a little speech about "appropriate design" from my design head. :lol

hXc_thugg · Jun 23, 2005

Shogmaster said:
I drew an outfit similar to that for Batgirl (bat symbol being her skin) for Batman Forever presentation at Hasbro and got a little speech about "appropreate design" from my design head. :lol

Marvel ain't no pussies.

Shogmaster · Jun 23, 2005

hXc_thugg said:
Marvel ain't no pussies.

Well, I was designing for Hasbro, not DC. Splitting haris I know, but...

Anyways, it was a long time ago, but I think it was something like this (whipped it out really quick on the ol' Painter):

hXc_thugg · Jun 23, 2005

Shogmaster said:
Well, I was designing for Hasbro, not DC. Splitting haris I know, but...

Anyways, it was a long time ago, but I think it was something like this (whipped it out really quick on the ol' Painter):

The image that was posted earlier that triggered your story was of the White Queen from X-Men. So, yeah...JOKES!

Boogie · Jun 23, 2005

-jinx- said:
bish, I LOVE YOU for handing out that tag. AWESOME.

(BTW, thanks to the people laughing at the Leviticus joke...)

It was a classic, and seemed to slip under the radar from most :lol

Rorschach · Jun 23, 2005

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts hanging on the wall,
what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!" She
said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?"
I said "Hell yeah." She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin
would those be chin nuts?" I said "Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your
mouth!"

Tedesco! · Jun 23, 2005

Is there a GAF "Hall of Fame" archive? If there isn't, it needs to be set up with this thread as the first entry!

Manics · Jun 23, 2005

Last time I've seen so many balls mentioned, it was in a porno called "Gang Bang" with Annie Sprinkle.

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2005

We're losing steam! Page 6 or bust!

Come on ben affleck's balls!

jenov4 · Jun 23, 2005

Boogie said:
I clicked on this thread wondering how a thread titled "ben affleck's testicles" could possibly reach 5 pages. Now I know.

This is in the top 10 threads of the year. :lol

Haha, how the hell did I miss this thread? Balls == Hands? WTF! LMAO.

Bildocube · Jun 23, 2005

Personally, I still can't over the fact that silver thinks that if there was a world were ball shaking was socially acceptable along with normal handshaking, that shaking balls would not only be okay but quite commonly done. Imagine a world in which people whip out their balls and shake each other's balls all the time, and then you will have silver's fantasies of grandeur.

"Hi, pleased to meet you" followed by hand extended to another man's crotch area intending to shake their balls :lol

Litigation Manuel · Jun 23, 2005

I would like that world better. You'd never have to greet women, because you can't! However, firm handshakes would suck.

Tedesco! · Jun 23, 2005

I would imagine that the sales of handi-wipes would also increase dramatically.

shpankey · Jun 23, 2005

Litigation Manuel said:
I would like that world better. You'd never have to greet women, because you can't! However, firm handshakes would suck.

:lol

CrystalGemini · Jun 24, 2005

silver said:
I have made a stand for pro-ball men all over the world. I am clearly the moral winner.

......................

Ben?

Matlock · Jun 24, 2005

Teh Hamburglar said:
We're losing steam! Page 6 or bust!

Come on ben affleck's balls!

6 pages is just not going to come.

Escape Goat · Jun 24, 2005

It can if we get the forum pumped for more debate.

silver · Jun 25, 2005

You just can't get enough of them balls can you?

MIMIC · Jun 25, 2005

Jack Nicholson agrees with silver:

(censored to avoid the banstick

)

radioheadrule83 · Jun 25, 2005

:lol ... I've just skimmed the thread and I'm nearly crying

God Bless Ben Afflecks Balls!

radioheadrule83 · Jun 25, 2005

Tedesco! · Jun 25, 2005

silver said:
You just can't get enough of them balls can you?

/Wonders how many times Silver will hear that from now on.....

acoustix · Jun 25, 2005

This might be the greatest debate in the history of GAF.

+1 Gross=Sweaty Nutsack

kablooey · Jun 25, 2005

Sweaty balls for the win!

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