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[Triumph]

nothing wrong with crack whores, by the way can you tell your mom i think i left my aids in her?

Son, if you want to keep claiming to have bedded a 250 lb. 5'4" woman, you go right ahead.

You MIGHT want to stop trying to insult me, though. I gaurantee you, you're biting off more than you can chew.

 

[AniHawk]

I always thought Sega made the best looking consoles, even if they didn't get it right the first time around. This kinda confirms it.

 

[Kanbee-san]

Son, if you want to keep claiming to have bedded a 250 lb. 5'4" woman, you go right ahead.

You MIGHT want to stop trying to insult me, though. I gaurantee you, you're biting off more than you can chew.

You threw the first morsell of fecal matter.

 

[Raistlin]

Thanks for my new wallpaper!

 

[fumbduck]

uh whats wrong with fat chicks? its like having sex with a lifesize marshmallow and are you some sort of bedwetting retard? because i did not insult you once before

 

[Triumph]

You threw the first morsell of fecal matter.

No. I commented that picking an Atari console as a "best looking" console was something a mouth breather would do. Mouth breather 1 & 2 took umbrage and I was forced to defend my honor, etc. etc.

 

[Kanbee-san]

No. I commented that picking an Atari console as a "best looking" console was something a mouth breather would do. Mouth breather 1 & 2 took umbrage and I was forced to defend my honor, etc. etc.

......

You crazy fuckers did NOT just post pics of ATARI consoles in a "best looking console" thread, did you?

Oh wait. Junior members. Glad you guys come labeled.

Thats really un-needed. You have already proven that there is no more class or stature to be found in "members".

 

[Triumph]

......



Thats really un-needed. You have already proven that there is no more class or stature to be found in "members".

I never claimed to have class or stature, only TASTE.

 

[fumbduck]

I never claimed to have class or stature, only TASTE.

true, until you brought the point about junior members even though ive posted here since 2000. now go eat a cock with your fat whore mother

 

[Triumph]

true, until you brought the point about junior members even though ive posted here since 2000. now go eat a cock with your fat whore mother

STOP BREATHING THROUGH YOUR MOUTH, WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR CHIN

Obviously you haven't posted here non-stop since 2000, or you're a formerly banned member circumventing a ban to annoy the boards again(thus the JUNIOR in your tag). I don't really care which, but if you could do everyone a favor and maybe suck down some drano, inhale some exhaust from a tailpipe or otherwise remove your genes from the pool, I'm sure everyone would thank you. I would even be willing to say a few moving words at your service on how you nobly ended any possibility that you might ever produce progeny. I'm told that I am an excellent speaker, although truth be told I usually just get liquored up and freestyle.

 

[fumbduck]

STOP BREATHING THROUGH YOUR MOUTH, WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR CHIN

Obviously you haven't posted here non-stop since 2000, or you're a formerly banned member circumventing a ban to annoy the boards again(thus the JUNIOR in your tag). I don't really care which, but if you could do everyone a favor and maybe suck down some drano, inhale some exhaust from a tailpipe or otherwise remove your genes from the pool, I'm sure everyone would thank you. I would even be willing to say a few moving words at your service on how you nobly ended any possibility that you might ever produce progeny. I'm told that I am an excellent speaker, although truth be told I usually just get liquored up and freestyle.

=Blah blah blah im a douchebag

 

[Triumph]

=Blah blah blah im a douchebag

I AM HUMBLED BY YOUR WITTY RETORT, SIR.

 

[fumbduck]

I AM HUMBLED BY YOUR WITTY RETORT, SIR.

i want to have sweaty butt sex with you

 

[karasu]

 

[Triumph]

i want to have sweaty butt sex with you

You know, before I was pretty sure that you were dropped on your head as a baby.

Now I see that I was wrong. It's painfully obvious that you were thrown.

 

[Hitman]

SWEET! An old fashioned flame war! I have'nt witnessed one of these since Battle.Net crica 1998.

 

[BuddyC]

This thread reminds me, once again, why Raoul Duke is one of my favorite posters.

 

[Hitman]

This thread reminds me, once again, why Raoul Duke is one of my favorite posters.

SHUT UP JUNIOR!

 

[Bildocube]

what the hell is that bouncing head?

 

[Do The Mario]

Nobody has ranked the consoles yet

 

[J2 Cool]

SHUT UP JUNIOR!

:lol

ps2 slim
SL-GC10
Dreamcast

Yes! Your list is fact. Metallic SL-GC10 for me.

 

[Bat]

Not including remodels (I don't care about the company's 2nd chance)...

Dreamcast
White Saturn
Super Famicom (or rather all non-US SNES).

 

[Kato]

Not listed yet but...

Rightside play awesome games (eg, Zelda)
Leftside make french toast (with butter, cheese, whatever you like)
It totally looks not cool too..

Oh wait, nevermind, i'm a junior, i have to shaddap But as I am in hostile territory already I will give my votes, as far as looks go, to:

1: Sega Neptune
2: Panny Cube
3: 3DO

 

[Blabala]

 

[GSG Flash]

Seriously, What.The.Fuck

 

[DaCocoBrova]

You forgot a couple. Here's one.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

what the hell is that bouncing head?

Hey! You give your respect to the bouncing head -they're all the rage. You best be getting one yourself, they're fantastic.

 

[cs060mk2]

Too bad it couldn't think of a way to not be discontinued after like 2 1/2 years.

haha pwnd!! I hate DC philosophists

 

[tedtropy]

Yo yo yo, my 20" spinners and hydraulic lifts come in Tuesday. Then this sucker's going to be the SHIZnit. Fo' real though.

 

[Kon Tiki]

spinners

 

[Desperado]

white Saturn > all

 

[Lakitu]

fumbduck
Banned

Yay!

And that white Saturn is godly.

 

[Shinobi]

Eh, Raoul should be banned as well, if Junior had to go...he did start it.

Best looking consoles for me are as follows...

Sega CD-X
SuperGrafx
Ultra 64 (that Ultra logo was beyond bad ass)
Sega Sports Dreamcast

 

[iapetus]

Seriously, What.The.Fuck

Almost bought one of those myself. If they had Psyduck on rather than the yellow rat-thing, it would have been mine.

 

[doncale]

not exactly a console, but acted like one

 

[Oh! My Car!]

WInnar!

This is here is the fucking best looking console in the universe!

 

[Stinkles]

I will see your Sharp X68000 and raise you an FM Towns (not Marty)

 

[Stinkles]

And an NEC PCFX

 

[BuddyC]

Eh, Raoul should be banned as well, if Junior had to go...he did start it.

I'm pretty sure fumbduck was banned for the content of his posts, not because he and Raoul started going at it.

 

[CurlySaysX]

 

[Dilbert]

I'm pretty sure fumbduck was banned for the content of his posts, not because he and Raoul started going at it.

I can confirm this.

Raoul is funny as hell. fumbduck is funny...looking?

 

[Bigfoot]

From this gen, I'd say the GBA:SP is the best looking and the Xbox is the worst looking (who ever thought consoles would be bigger than VCRs?)

 

[Shinobi]

I'm pretty sure fumbduck was banned for the content of his posts, not because he and Raoul started going at it.

But the content wouldn't be there if Raoul hadn't started it. I'm simply saying, ban both or ban neither. Or at least give a warning. Personally I wouldn't have banned either one...I thought the exchange was funny as hell. :lol

 

[teiresias]

But the content wouldn't be there if Raoul hadn't started it.

No, the content wouldn't be there if fumbduck had any sense of when what he says crosses the line. You can get away with alot of stuff here, but anyone with an ounce of sense generally knows when something is out of line and opens them up to a ban.

 

[Virgin Wii]

I'm partial to the US SNES. I think it's also considered the best looking SNES model by the general gaming public.

 

[Triumph]

I am the rock upon which all Jr. Member's ships are destined to break. Haha. Just kidding.

Seriously, all I really did was make a snide comment about his (lack of) taste in visually appealling consoles. He could have shot back with anything he wanted, but he tried to make it personal... and didn't do a very good job at it, either. While I enjoyed our verbal sparring match, let's just say I wasn't very winded when Senor Fumbduck went down for the ol' count. Also, he had a bit of a history of saying weird shit in other threads.

 

[cvxfreak]

:lol at Raoul Duke and dumbfuck... I mean fumbduck. :lol

 

[Shinobi]

No, the content wouldn't be there if fumbduck had any sense of when what he says crosses the line. You can get away with alot of stuff here, but anyone with an ounce of sense generally knows when something is out of line and opens them up to a ban.

Based on that premise, we both would've been banned long ago. :lol

 

[callous]

I'm partial to the US SNES. I think it's also considered the best looking SNES model by the general gaming public.

Are you kidding? As far as my experience goes, it's generally considered to be an absolute stain on the mattress, especially compared to the EU/JP SNES. I can only agree with that sentiment.

I envy you for your earlier releases, but certainly not for the butchered consoles you have recieved over the years. SNES and Turbo Grafx, to be exact.

 

[AbeFroman]

Always took a liking to the LaserActive