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[MANUELF]

y'all, they coming for me!

It was nice knowing you
RIP

 

[Yado]

 

[Leona Lewis]

stupid bitch

 

[PInk Tape]

Good_Luck.mp3 Touchdown sis

 

[Dr. Malik]

Just dropping by here to laugh at Touchdown

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

y'all, they coming for me!

These violent delights have violent ends.

 

[Touchdown]

 

[B-Dex]

ModBot with the ether:

General thread making tip: If you can't think of anything to say about your own topic, it's probably not worth posting.

 

[Floridian]

Lmao.

 

[Matt_]

End Of Year Mashup!

this is poop

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Oh...my god aksjehdh

 

[Professor Beef]

Sorry I don't listen to juniors. Maybe if you're nice one of the regulars can fill me in on what you're trying to say.

 

[Vazduh]

ModBot with the ether:

omg #rip

edit:

RITA WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Frodo]

Who is gonna make threads about Mariah, now?


Touchdown to eternally bump AIWFCIY thread.

R.I.P in piece thread making privileges.

 

[Little Mons†er]

y'all, they coming for me!

Lmao Touchdown &#128514;

 

[WaffleTaco]

This is so funny I love it.

 

[rhandino]

Touchdown Junior'd? What in the world happened while I was away?

EDIT: Little Monster was right about The Last Guardian, eeeek!

 

[Mau ®]

So after all the messy wait, TLG will wind up a classic. An ANTi tea.

 

[Frodo]

Not a PS3 game having issues running on the PS4. You wait 10 years for it and it doesn't have the decency to run decently.

To think that one of the reasons I bought the PS3 was because of that game. Now I'm hardly interested.

 

[rhandino]

Not a PS3 game having issues running on the PS4. You wait XX years for it and it doesn't have the decency to run decently.

To think that one of the reasons I bought the PS3 was because of that game. Now I'm hardly interested.

A Joanne T

 

[Frodo]

 

[You Know Nothing]

The sub 10fps on the base PS4.

After all these years, they still can't get a steady framerate. Sad!



























Glad I bought FFXV and didn't get TLG day one.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

i got both

well i have to wait til friday cus of the uk release date for tlg

but still

trico will look beautiful on my desk <3

 

[rhandino]

How dare you hate Flowmotion, Garret-sis? Why do you hate FUN so much? Should have seen this one coming after your hate for the good sis Carllah.

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

10 year wait and an 83 Metacritic for The Last Disappointment (it'll likely plummet even lower).

Sony just can't win lately, their exclusives suck (I gave up on them after the incredibly dull Unsharted 4). What's their next big game, Horizon?

Come through Breath of the Wild.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

whatever you're on alex you need to be sharing with the rest of us.

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

whatever you're on alex you need to be sharing with the rest of us.

asdgfaedased I don't do drugs sis. I just have good taste

Great gif btw! It makes a good point: The Lightning trilogy >>> FFXV

 

[Leona Lewis]

10 year wait and an 83 Metacritic for The Last Disappointment (it'll likely plummet even lower).

Sony just can't win lately, their exclusives suck (I gave up on them after the incredibly dull Unsharted 4). What's their next big game, Horizon?

Come through Breath of the Wild.

Godsona 5 >>>>>>> Shitendo's baby's first open world handholding 18-hour tutorial walking/grasscutting simulator

good taste remains unbothered

 

[You Know Nothing]

Godsona 5 >>>>>>> Shitendo's baby's first open world handholding 18-hour tutorial walking/grasscutting simulator

good taste remains unbothered

End him. Let him know.

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

Godsona 5 >>>>>>> Shitendo's baby's first open world handholding 18-hour tutorial walking/grasscutting simulator

good taste remains unbothered

Bye, I already said Persona 5 will save us. Next year's two best games are looking to be Persona 5 and Breath of the Wild.

Kind of like how I clocked the fact that Tokyo Mirage Sessions is GOTY 2016. Atlus stays WINNING. Poor Square.

WINtendo will deliver, bookmark me.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Godsona 5 >>>>>>> Shitendo's baby's first open world handholding 18-hour tutorial walking/grasscutting simulator

good taste remains unbothered

Atlus' incredible talent and output has nothing to do with S*ny. Considering they've delivered slay after slay on the 3DS, I suggest you take a seaT.

 

[rhandino]

Godsona 5 >>>>>>> Shitendo's baby's first open world handholding 18-hour tutorial walking/grasscutting simulator

good taste remains unbothered

The amount of lies and delusion at display here.

Not saying that Godsona 5 will not be the Crown Princess of JRPG and the Anime eXperience of 2017 and the gen right behind Pokemon Sun/Moon who are currents king and Queen in terms of critical acclaim and sales.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

breast of the wild will be the same as FFXV tho

people will hate it for being big and empty even tho it's obviously designed so to invoke a proper sense of adventure and wonder

bookmark me

 

[Leona Lewis]

Bye, I already said Persona 5 will save us. Next year's two best games are looking to be Persona 5 and Breath of the Wild.

Kind of like how I clocked the fact that Tokyo Mirage Sessions is GOTY 2016. Atlus stays WINNING. Poor Square.

WINtendo will deliver, bookmark me.

All Shitendo will deliver is a nice fat payola check to cover its own ass before the inevitable backlash that happens every time its developmentally stunted stans realize how mechanically boring and artistically vapid Zelda games are.

bitch even the idiot stans know those scores were BOUGHT and PAID for. Not a single soul holds either of those games in any sort of regard. And the semen-encrusted attired journalists are so thirsty that they don't even need money, just a faint whiff of Reggie's curly tresses.

Look at the SS average user score:

#oop

Meanwhile:

Eternally loved by both industry cum-stained undertaint and fan alike

#clocked

And you tried too

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

?

Breath of Fresh Air will show all these other flop open world games how it's done. It's already getting rave reviews from previews and some are calling it game of the generation. It'll have that trademark Nintendo polish and gameplay.

The fact that a Wii U game will once again destroy Shitty and Microtra$h. Xenoblade Chronicles X, Super Mario 3D World, Splatoon, SMT #FE. Is it any secret who truly won this gen?

 

[MANUELF]

Godsona 5 >>>>>>> Shitendo's baby's first open world handholding 18-hour tutorial walking/grasscutting simulator

good taste remains unbothered

The fact you cant even try to defend Sony lackluster games speaks for itself sis

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Breath of Fresh Air will show all these other flop open world games how it's done.

you are going to be so, so wrong lmao.

it's going to be ubisoft realness.

 

[Leona Lewis]

The fact you cant even try to defend Sony lackluster games speaks for itself sis

The hilarity that Nintendo's desiccated and irrelevant corpse is so toxic that the only shitty games on their hardware worth discussing are their own, and even then that's a stretch

The Stockholm syndrome realness that every time a third party announces it's making "one game" for the Switch it gets a 40-page thread in Gaming like Sony, Microsoft, and Steam aren't drowning in that third party jizz all day every day without making a big fucking deal out of it

Shitendo is poison. Even a concept as obvious as the Switch is inevitably bound to be tainted by actualization in their Hillary Clinton-esque self-sabotaging hands.

a future iOS exclusive third party developer teA

 

[Little Mons†er]

EDIT: Little Monster was right about The Last Guardian, eeeek!

Does it come as a surprise considering it's an Ueda game?

The poor delusional PONY fans praising the game but downplaying its technical failure comes as a zero surprise as well... considering their exclusives are being lacklustre is embarrassing so this is the final nail in the coffin for Sony

WINtendo on the other hand will reign supreme with ha Switch. SLAYTendo, ha powah at turning on the dim light in people's heads.

SLAY/BREAST of the WILD come through Qween

 

[Garrett Hawke]

PONY

final nail in the coffin for Sony

WINtendo

SLAYTendo,.

SLAY/BREAST of the WILD come through Qween

do you have receipts for ANY of this?

 

[Leona Lewis]

BREAST of the WILD

Emotionally stunted Shitendo stains still with mommy's breastmilk on the brain

but where is the surprise tho, their mommies still drive them to work

 

[WaffleTaco]

What the hell happened to this thread?

 

[Leona Lewis]

whose alt is this

 

[rhandino]

What the hell happened to this thread?

When the pop girls and boys decide to take a hiatus this thread becomes a mess.

Don't worry, in a few posts we are going to get some meltdowns about that Top 50 which puts Solange > Beyonce.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

whose alt is this

whoever they are, they have terrible taste.

 

[Little Mons†er]

do you have receipts for ANY of this?

Talent speaks for itself sis

Emotionally stunted Shitendo stains still with mommy's breastmilk on the brain

but where is the surprise tho, their mommies still drive them to work

lol

 

[Garrett Hawke]

idk about little monster but i started calling it breast of the wild because of this shot in the trailer

they were larger in my head tho

 

[botty]

The hilarity that Nintendo's desiccated and irrelevant corpse is so toxic that the only shitty games on their hardware worth discussing are their own, and even then that's a stretch

The Stockholm syndrome realness that every time a third party announces it's making "one game" for the Switch it gets a 40-page thread in Gaming like Sony, Microsoft, and Steam aren't drowning in that third party jizz all day every day without making a big fucking deal out of it

Shitendo is poison. Even a concept as obvious as the Switch is inevitably bound to be tainted by actualization in their Hillary Clinton-esque self-sabotaging hands.

a future iOS exclusive third party developer teA

Bayonetta 2 kind of debunks this entire post. Nintendo breathing life (read as funding) into a series that was rebuked by ~*~masc4masc~*~ gamers who could not empathize with a female lead that had a firm grip on her sexuality. The metascore only shoves the metaphorical dildo further up their anus.

Granted, Nintendo fans also made the game flop, so they don't deserve anything.... except maybe sterilization.

 

[WaffleTaco]

When the pop girls and boys decide to take a hiatus this thread becomes a mess.

Don't worry, in a few posts we are going to get some meltdowns about that Top 50 which puts Solange > Beyonce.

I mean I personally disagree with that because Solange's voice is way too soft which makes it hard to understand and therefor distracts from the message of her album. Her album though is still my number 2 though.

idk about little monster but i started calling it breast of the wild because of this shot in the trailer

they were larger in my head tho

Oh lol. Now I just wish they did have a girl Link in the game...although not the name Linkle because my God that is terrible.

 

[llehuty]

I never expected, of all people in this thread, Leona Lewis having a meltdown over gaming stuff.

The thing is, The Legend of Zelda wins EVERYTIME.