Woah, woah, woah. Just to be clear, no road is ever going to beat bombing down some good singletrack.
Redeemed!
The problem is that where I go to Uni is pretty devoid of mountain biking and I need something to scratch the itch. Also I’m considering biking to campus and that would be a massive pain on my mountain bike.
This is the biggest myth in cycling. Unless every ride is a trans-alpine road TT you can do everything you need on a mountain bike. OK, it won't be quite as easy or quite as fast as on a road bike (assuming you are on paved roads for the whole trip) but you'll still get there, and with the added bonus of getting fitter than on a road bike (because it's harder work, boo hoo) and with a fat wedge of cash in your pocket that you would have stupidly spent on a Jimmy Farthing and can now blow on more important things like hookers and coke. Plus, you'll have more storage space at home and won't hate yourself every time you trip over that silly little skinny bike that Jimmy Savile used to visit kids on.
Edit: no offence.