Bill and Melinda Gates divorce

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I think Melinda got Bill into philanthropy. I wonder what their differences are currently.
 
Must be weird being married to someone ugly and knowing you both could be banging way more attractive people on the basis of how much fucking money you have.
 
Bill to his best friend on the phone: "Well... I guess it's time to get a new stack of them blue pills and fresh new pussaay!! *flollowed by loud laughter*
 
Bill bought a kitchen counter top but Melinda didn't like the Surface. Looks like they are no longer a Duo. Bill claimed to be a vegan but Melinda found the eggs box.

and so on
 
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