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Bill and Melinda Gates announce they are getting divorced

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates — who is worth an estimated $130 billion — and his wife, Melinda, are getting a divorce after 27 years of marriage, the couple announced Monday in a…

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wonder what the side chick looks like.

 

[T8SC]

 

[Pegasus Actual]

wonder what the side chick looks like.

Big upgrade TBH

 

[INC]

Was it because she refused to use bing?

 

[SJRB]

 

[godhandiscen]

I think Melinda got Bill into philanthropy. I wonder what their differences are currently.

 

[belmarduk]

Fortunately, they’re both going to continue their work with the foundation. It’s done a lot of good for a lot of people.

 

[jdforge]

CNTL+ALT+DEL

 

[eddie4]

see money can't buy happiness, just drugs to numb the pain

 

[Hatemachine]

Must be weird being married to someone ugly and knowing you both could be banging way more attractive people on the basis of how much fucking money you have.

 

[xrnzaaas]

She didn't want to take the 6G vaccine, eh?

 

[ChuckeRearmed]

Guess some form of tax evasion

 

[Aggelos]

Bill and Melinda Gates announce they are getting divorced

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates — who is worth an estimated $130 billion — and his wife, Melinda, are getting a divorce after 27 years of marriage, the couple announced Monday in a…

www.google.com

 

[triplestation]

she probably bought a mac

 

[dr_octagon]

Hasta la (Windows) Vista

 

[Pejo]

She's probably going to run away and snort some coke with John McAffee.

 

[Ikutachi]

she probably bought a mac

and/or a big mac.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[ipukespiders]

Gold diggers around the world let out an audible "Gasp!"

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

I too shall make a joke:

No large settlement, because after all: 640K should be enough for everybody!

Hey now!

 

[SidViscous]

This is why you have to careful using reg edit

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Bill and Melinda Gates announce they are getting divorced

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates — who is worth an estimated $130 billion — and his wife, Melinda, are getting a divorce after 27 years of marriage, the couple announced Monday in a…

www.google.com

wonder what the side chick looks like.

I guess this is the end to bills philanthropy.

 

[BouncyFrag]

Epstein seems super happy in this pic.

 

[Dick Jones]

Who gets Jeff Grubb and Tom Warren in the divorce?

 

[BigBooper]

Helloooo Melinda.

So will Bill ditch the humanitarian façade and wipe us out now?

 

[BouncyFrag]

Helloooo Melinda.

So will Bill ditch the humanitarian façade and wipe us out now?

He’ll start with blotting out the sun.

 

[clem84]

Hope he had a pre-nup.

 

[bitbydeath]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Melinda before.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Melinda before.

Eh, she looks fine for a 56 year old.

 

[trikster40]

wonder what the side chick looks like.

 

[Northeastmonk]

Bill Gates can finally play some Xbox.

 

[bitbydeath]

Eh, she looks fine for a 56 year old.

Sure, I just never knew she was trans before.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Maybe now he will have time to fix the fucking servers

 

[Reality Czar]

Microsoft is not just a clever name.

 

[The Hamburglar]

Hasta la (Windows) Vista

Some buy this guy gold

 

[Majima Everywhere System]

He's probs very gay

And more power for hims. Go bill live ya years

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[eddie4]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Melinda before.

 

[Great Hair]

Spoiler: Here is the reason for their divorce

 

[Richard Packer]

she probably bought a mac

 

[SentientStone]

Seems those Epstein videos are coming out soon.

 

[BouncyFrag]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Melinda before.

Good luck unseeing this:

 

[JayK47]

'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man,' Says Glossy-Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine

"I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man," said Melinda with a glazed look in her eye. "Bill is perfect in every way. I cannot live without him. Also, Windows is the best operating system and Internet Explorer is the best way to surf the world wide web."

Too bad I guess.

 

[caffeware]

Heard is bedroom problems. Supposedly, Bill is micro-soft.

 

[Rat Rage]

Bill to his best friend on the phone: "Well... I guess it's time to get a new stack of them blue pills and fresh new pussaay!! *flollowed by loud laughter*

 

[BigBooper]

Heard is bedroom problems. Supposedly, Bill is micro-soft.

The Clippy roleplay wasn't enough.

 

[dr_octagon]

Bill bought a kitchen counter top but Melinda didn't like the Surface. Looks like they are no longer a Duo. Bill claimed to be a vegan but Melinda found the eggs box.

and so on

 

[j0hnnix]

lol

 

[Krappadizzle]

I'm over 6' 3", above average shoe size and can play guitar. Call me later Melinda.

 

[a multicultural team of v]

She probably passive aggressively brought up the Zune failing for the 10,000th time and Bill finally snapped.