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[theo]

55 year old Billy Joel married a 23 year old yesterday.

He has an 18 year old daughter, that must be weird for her.

 

[DarienA]

Pics man.. pics!

 

[Guzim]

insert obligatory Billy Joel is a bad driver joke.

 

[Ripclawe]

 

[Matlock]

Two women drivers + Billy Joel = record high insurance premiums.

 

[LakeEarth]

We didn't start the fire... in my PANTS!!

(couldn't find a better JFK pic)

 

[Error Macro]

Oh God, Clone High was awesome. RELEASE THE DVDS ALREADY COME ON YOU BASTARDS AT MTV SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT YOU FUCKING FUCKS

 

[Baconäger]

Billy Joel just got a lot cooler in my eyes.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Billy must suffer from Ron Jeremy syndrome to get a lady like that.

 

[Loki]

Billy must suffer from Ron Jeremy syndrome to get a lady like that.

Actually, I think that it was his "Donald Trump Syndrome" that more than likely lured her in.

 

[djtiesto]

People around here get SO pissed off when I tell them I don't like Billy Joel

 

[Tool]

People around here get SO pissed off when I tell them I don't like Billy Joel

Selling 100 million albums gets you women who are 32 years younger than yourself. Hats off to Billy, an inspiration to all.

 

[Tazznum1]

If I were Alexa, I'd ask for my inheritance now. You know that chic is going to have a litter of kids.

 

[Team Rancid]

Good job, Billy. Go for it!

He's JUST getting a star on Hollywood Walk NOW? Hasn't Britney had one for years?

How do they decide who gets one? Their fans?

 

[Tazznum1]

They have to pay $50,000 and many no names have one as well.

 

[Go Go Ackman!]

That's one piece of 23 year old ass.