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[CrazyDude]

To me this just means he wasn't fully satisfied at the end.

It could be the game lasts for very long.

 

[Vire]

How many boners will IGN give it though?

 

[Gully State]

How many boners will IGN give it though?

They'll bust a nut..

 

[ArisenDragon]

How many boners will IGN give it though?

Im guessing 9.5

 

[Andrew.]

They'll bust a nut..

Like Sterling probably already has..

 

[Deputy Dangle]

How many boners will IGN give it though?

"7 out of 4 boners. It's okay."

 

[antitrop]

"From the smile plastered on my face during the opening montage to the arousal that swept over me as Chapter 2 began to the middle of the night sext message I shot a friend about a relationship reveal, I couldn't stop loving this touching, beautiful, fun and engaging game. From the moment my manhood swells on the title screen to the moment the credits roll, Bioshock Infinite is a masterpiece."

- Greg "10 Boners out of 10" Miller

 

[R3TRODYCE]

Is that a...Yeah it is.

 

[Vire]

"From the smile plastered on my face during the opening montage to the arousal that swept over me as Chapter 2 began to the middle of the night sext message I shot a friend about a relationship reveal, I couldn't stop loving this touching, beautiful, fun and engaging game. From the moment my manhood swells on the title screen to the moment the credits roll, Bioshock Infinite is a masterpiece."

- Greg "10 Boners out of 10" Miller

*slowclap*

I liked Uncharted 3...

 

[RoboPlato]

So it's agreed we're all using the boner scale alongside our final impressions, right?

*slowclap*

I liked Uncharted 3...

Ditto

 

[papercamm]

"From the smile plastered on my face during the opening montage to the arousal that swept over me as Chapter 2 began to the middle of the night sext message I shot a friend about a relationship reveal, I couldn't stop loving this touching, beautiful, fun and engaging game. From the moment my manhood swells on the title screen to the moment the credits roll, Bioshock Infinite is a masterpiece."

- Greg "10 Boners out of 10" Miller

Soooooo easy to read that in his voice, lol.

 

[ArisenDragon]

Lets predict the score I am sticking with a 9.5 if it gets lower than a 9.2 people will rage because of Gears judgement getting that high.

 

[RoboPlato]

Lets predict the score I am sticking with a 9.5 if it gets lower than a 9.2 people will rage because of Gears judgement getting that high.

9.5 is IGN's go to score for big games so it's a safe bet.

 

[Dorito Pope]

Quick question, will it be okay to play Infinite without playing Bioshock 2 but having already played the first one?

 

[papercamm]

Quick question, will it be okay to play Infinite without playing Bioshock 2 but having already played the first one?

yes.

 

[Sblargh]

People who bought the green man gaming version. Have your XCom key arrived?

 

[Andrew.]

"From the smile plastered on my face during the opening montage to the arousal that swept over me as Chapter 2 began to the middle of the night sext message I shot a friend about a relationship reveal, I couldn't stop loving this touching, beautiful, fun and engaging game. From the moment my manhood swells on the title screen to the moment the credits roll, Bioshock Infinite is a masterpiece."

- Greg "10 Boners out of 10" Miller

This kind of shit just makes me miss Cassassmassamasssaasina more.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2013/03/21/playstation-blogcast-066-ken-levines-infinite-zest/

~12:30 Sid's jaw dropped (for real) at a early scene in the game, it was stunning, it was something he's never seen in a game before.

First 30 minutes one of the best openings ever.

 

[RoboPlato]

Quick question, will it be okay to play Infinite without playing Bioshock 2 but having already played the first one?

I'm sure you will be. I doubt there will even be much of a direct connection with the first and 2 was written/developed by a different team at the publishers request. This is being done by the Bioshock 1 team.

 

[ArisenDragon]

9.5 is IGN's go to score for big games so it's a safe bet.

That's why I am saying 9.5

 

[HoJu]

How many boners will IGN give it though?

8.9
do we know when the embargo ends for every other site?

 

[antitrop]

8.9
do we know when the embargo ends for every other site?

Monday evening, probably 12am EST (that's an educated guess).

 

[Sn4ke_911]

8.9
do we know when the embargo ends for every other site?

Monday.

 

[Vire]

Dunno if this was posted:

IGN - Waking Up in Columbia

IGN - Columbia Raffle and Fair

Spoilers of the intro obviously.

I'm cool with watching these since I played the demo for Bioshock pre-release. About the same.

 

[Andrew.]

Dunno if this was posted:

IGN - Waking Up in Columbia

Before I left for the day, I sold the game to two coworkers with that video.

 

[DukeBobby]

[/b]

Before I left for the day, I sold the game to two coworkers with that video.

You're doing God's work, man.

 

[Vire]

[/b]

Before I left for the day, I sold the game to two coworkers with that video.

Just something about the floating cities gives me an undeniably happy feeling inside.

Shame everything has to go to shit. :/

 

[Andrew.]

You're doing God's work, man.

There is no God man.

Only Prophet Comstock.

 

[ari]

How are you playing it early ? Also, how do you rate it compared to B1 ?

PS Please dont post any spoilers in this thread

I'm enjoying it more then B1. Yet, Rapture was more mindblowing and jarring then Columbia. That being said, the scripted events and presentation is flawless.

Military Base NEX gets the copies early. (Have military ID)

 

[CambriaRising]

[/b]

Before I left for the day, I sold the game to two coworkers with that video.

Are you gunning for OneLetter's job?

 

[Andrew.]

Are you gunning for Jinter's job?

Im just gunning for a job at IG.

 

[sleeprockss]

That's why I am saying 9.5

My guess is it will be between 9.5 and 10. Ryan Mcaffery is revieweing it and he likes to overrate his games, he gave halo 4 a 9.8.

 

[LastNac]

*slowclap*

I liked Uncharted 3...

Likewise and frankly think it does deserve dat perfect score.


To the haters...come at me!

 

[antitrop]

Military Base NEX gets the copies early. (Have military ID)

This is the government's way of making up for the tuition assistance cuts.

I still have my inactive reserves ID and there's a base close by, but I'm waiting for PC.

 

[PRjumpman124]

You're doing God's work, man.

You know the rules, no gods or kings.

 

[razgriz417]

New page

please use quote tags, you're breaking mah browsers

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Levine said on the PSblog podcast that they will leave it to the internet to find out what the code is.

 

[CrazyDude]

Trying my best not to watch any more video, but it's difficult.

 

[Andrew.]

We will find it. Oh yes. We will find it.

 

[bodyofanamerican]

So, apparently, not only does Ken voice the Circus of Values clown in Bio1, but also does Martin Finnegan in the Fort Frolic freezer (the Iceman fucking cometh). Mind blown.

 

[purvispisgah]

People who bought the green man gaming version. Have your XCom key arrived?

I haven't gotten mine yet, haven't heard of anyone getting them yet.

 

[Andrew.]

So, apparently, not only does Ken voice the Circus of Values clown in Bio1, but also does Martin Finnegan in the Fort Frolic freezer (the Iceman fucking cometh). Mind blown.

What..wha...where'd you hear this?

 

[RoboPlato]

Levine said on the PSblog podcast that they will leave it to the internet to find out what the code is.

Let's hope Detective-GAF does a better job with that than the GoW:A secret code.

 

[bodyofanamerican]

What..wha...where'd you hear this?

From the man himself.

@IGLevine
RT @thedukeoftuna: Who did the iceman cometh line? Was it you? From Bishock 1. @IGLevine -I am that creepy voice.

 

[Croc]

So what's the best pre-order bonus available right now? I read the OP but I'm pretty sure the bonus part was outdated because the Steam section isn't what that bonus is currently.

 

[Varna]

New page

Hope this is the reaction to 1999 mode. Do we have any impressions on that?

 

[RoboPlato]

So, apparently, not only does Ken voice the Circus of Values clown in Bio1, but also does Martin Finnegan in the Fort Frolic freezer (the Iceman fucking cometh). Mind blown.

Holy shit! "The Iceman fucking cometh" is probably one of the most well delivered and memorable lines from the game.

 

[amodelmerol]

Must... not... read... thread.....

Must... avoid... spoilers....

Must... shut... internet.... off...

 

[DukeBobby]

From the man himself.

Holy shit, is there anything this man can't do?

 

[BrokenBox]

So I'm going to pre-order the game from GMG. Are there any vouchers I can use?