Future Trunks
lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
And you know what I got to witness? Alone in the Dark. Yes. What a trainwreck. It actually started out pretty good.
First 30 mins: "Hey, those people on GA are crazy! This movie's got a decent set up so far..."
Post-sex scene: "Uhhh....why TF was that even in there??"
Last 30 mins: "Wait, WTF? Did this bootleg copy skip half the movie or something? WTF just happened?"
The end: "Did I just get mind ****ed or something?! Uhhh, is there a part two that'll explain the last hour of the movie?"
Seriously, in the bootleg copy, you could hear a woman in the theater laugh LOUDLY when the credits came on!
Aside from that, I turned a year older (ugh) today. Tried to keep it low-key cause I don't really have any friends here and birthdays are a pretty bad time of the year for me recently. I failed. Department secretary found out and it spread. Parents sent me a cookie bouquet with balloons, I was like: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" But I guess it's better to be appreciated than to not be noticed, you know? Even if it's from a far.
Various people told me happy b-day, but many had forgot actually and remembered after asking about my day.
A co-worker even took me out to dinner and then we watched AitD at her place.
I don't typically do this, cause I hate announcing bdays, it seems shallow. But for some reason I felt like sharing.
First 30 mins: "Hey, those people on GA are crazy! This movie's got a decent set up so far..."
Post-sex scene: "Uhhh....why TF was that even in there??"
Last 30 mins: "Wait, WTF? Did this bootleg copy skip half the movie or something? WTF just happened?"
The end: "Did I just get mind ****ed or something?! Uhhh, is there a part two that'll explain the last hour of the movie?"
Seriously, in the bootleg copy, you could hear a woman in the theater laugh LOUDLY when the credits came on!
Aside from that, I turned a year older (ugh) today. Tried to keep it low-key cause I don't really have any friends here and birthdays are a pretty bad time of the year for me recently. I failed. Department secretary found out and it spread. Parents sent me a cookie bouquet with balloons, I was like: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" But I guess it's better to be appreciated than to not be noticed, you know? Even if it's from a far.
Various people told me happy b-day, but many had forgot actually and remembered after asking about my day.A co-worker even took me out to dinner and then we watched AitD at her place.
I don't typically do this, cause I hate announcing bdays, it seems shallow. But for some reason I felt like sharing.
