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BREAKING: 200kg man ‘moaned in pleasure’ as he forced air stewardess to wipe his backside
- Thread starter Cunth
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Papa
Banned
I will never not upvote a Simpsons gif. Ah, so glad to be a free range Simpsons kid. Truly the greatest generation.
5secondrulesucks
Banned
that man was the winner in all of this
Starlight Lotice
Member
Cunth's Avatar looks suspicious in all this. 
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
There are no words to express how disgusting the guy is. Seriously.
Dontero
Banned
More like the most idiotic.
Proper response would be :
" No Stewards do not wipe someone ass "
They are not fucking nurses caring for disabled people.
Airlines should also create contamination room when passengers that can't wipe themselves would sit.
Papa
Banned
Would that be a common enough occurrence to warrant a dedicated contamination room? I’d rather they just ban fatties who can’t wipe their ass altogether.
Redneckerz
Those long posts don't cover that red neck boy
''BREAKING'' indeed.
888
Member
Quit your fat shaming you bigot. Everyone deserves the best wipe.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
Excellent, glad we have a volunteer for the job. Get packing, we need you on that plane.
Dontero
Banned
Call it just "asshole" room. I bet there are enough assholes that would warrant such room.
888
Member
Equipping hazmat suit. Deploying Charmin, deeply.
888
Member
You can ask for anything. Wether you should or not is the question.
Apparently he has done this before and last time they refused and he shit himself. All the people had to smell it in the plane. So they took a hit for the team. They really should put him on the no fly list.
Wimbledon
Member
I wonder if anyone mentioned to him , to possibly lose weight. Hiring a male to wipe for you, the fact that, that is even a suggestion or even crossed anyone mind just tells me how far we've fallen.
EDIT: never mind i forgot hes in a wheel chair.
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Geki-D
Banned
Halo is Back
Member
Fat pos
Skyr
Member
The actual image:
Fbh
Member
How is their conclusion "lets hire men to wipe asses" and not "lets ban this fucker and everyone who does the same from flying with us"?
Wait he shit (shat?) himself one time because the flight attendants refused to wipe his ass and he was STILL allowed on another flight?
Wait he shit (shat?) himself one time because the flight attendants refused to wipe his ass and he was STILL allowed on another flight?
Halo is Back
Member
If you are too fat to wipe your own ass you should not be allowed to fly
WhiskeyDiver
Member
If George RR Martin won't even do something as simple as wipe his own ass on a plane, how will he ever be bothered to finish the next Game of Thrones book?
yes...bad jokes. I am full of so many of them. Only made it, because the beard, and obviously his size, grey hair, and the lack of a face means it can work kind of. It's just not a funny joke.
yes...bad jokes. I am full of so many of them. Only made it, because the beard, and obviously his size, grey hair, and the lack of a face means it can work kind of. It's just not a funny joke.
Halo is Back
Member
That was terrible.....
Ownage
Member
The actual image:
moar
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
He should be added to do not fly lists.
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
He has already been posted, I heard.
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
Literally a big baby
Hoya Destroyer
Member
Yeah, I dont understand why the girl would've agreed to wipe this guy. Surely they wouldnt fire anyone for refusing?
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
It’s crazy but possible. He could claim they refused to accommodate his disability, or something ridiculous like that. I mean people
get fired for protecting themselves against robbers and violent customers.
I would hope she’d be fine but who knows?
Scopa
The Tribe Has Spoken
Nah man, it’s not part of the job description.
I can’t get on a plane with two bandaged wrists and demand that the flight attendant shakes me off after I take a wizz.
EDIT: If that was a thing, I’d be taking a hell of a lot more flights.
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#Phonepunk#
Banned
feel like being unable to take a shit and clean up after yourself is some real rock bottom stuff. like, we only expect this of little babies or bedridden old people.
what's worse, even animals know how to dispose of excrement properly. this guy is not just lazy on a human level, he is out lazying other species.
feel like the term "man babies" is used too often on the internet, but for a case where it is a literal giant man with the self soiling capabilities of a baby, in this case it really fits.
what's worse, even animals know how to dispose of excrement properly. this guy is not just lazy on a human level, he is out lazying other species.
feel like the term "man babies" is used too often on the internet, but for a case where it is a literal giant man with the self soiling capabilities of a baby, in this case it really fits.
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
I wouldn’t have responded to that guy and ordered him to gtfo.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
Furthers my position of strengthMade him jump out of the plane? Damn you’re harsh
SatansReverence
Hipster Princess
What's his era name?
Bullet Club
Banned
He probably gets Willow to wipe his arse. He's the perfect size for it.The actual image:
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
What if you don't get to choose the attendant? (not even the gender)
Scopa
The Tribe Has Spoken
If there’s a bloke willing to do that for me, then your definitely choosing orientation at least.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
I like that you're an equal opportunities depraved mother-fucker.
AeonGaidenRaiden
Member
As an ex- flight attendant working for the top airline in the world ... there is absolutely NOWHERE a rule you do this kind of shit. We deal with food, you dont do anything with body fluids. The only time you touch a passenger is if its a life threatening situation (anyphaliptic shock, heart attack, stroke or death). We dont even fill up your landing card if you ask us to. Thats how far we are separated from a passenger. Nobody gives massages, wipes asses or whatever lol. Asian airlines have this thing, do whatever for the customer but that girl is an idiot. Nobody would fire her or punish her for saying no to this shit and if they did, oh I could only imaginbe the media attention in her favor. My guess is she is new, probably the younger one and in asian airlines they have this "seniority" bs where you do whatever the senior asks, no questions asked. If they said no and he started some shit on the plane, he would be apprehended on landing in front of everyone. Instead they decided to wipe his as...what the fuck am I even reading...
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