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[Selfish Pizza]

Last time I was at the borderline, me and mikeside got chatting to a crazy spanish girl. Mike managed to convince her that he was a DJ on absolute radio, and I was the stig from top gear.

Fun times!

 

[Mikeside]

Last time I was at the borderline, me and mikeside got chatting to a crazy spanish girl. Mike managed to convince her that he was a DJ on absolute radio, and I was the stig from top gear.

Fun times!

I'm so ready for a repeat of this.

 

[Mr. Sam]

BritGAF, a conundrum:

I start full time work next week. The week after, I've been invited to go camping with friends. Is it absolutely taking the piss to use some of my twenty days off on my second ever week at work?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

BritGAF, a conundrum:

I start full time work next week. The week after, I've been invited to go camping with friends. Is it absolutely taking the piss to use some of my twenty days off on my second ever week at work?

No, just tell them you had something important planned before you got the job.

It's your cousins wedding.

His name is Maurice.

 

[SteveWD40]

BritGAF, a conundrum:

I start full time work next week. The week after, I've been invited to go camping with friends. Is it absolutely taking the piss to use some of my twenty days off on my second ever week at work?

They usually ask when they offer a job if you have any holiday booked, I presume they didn't?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

No, just tell them you had something important planned before you got the job.

It's your cousins wedding.

His name is Maurice.

And he's getting married to Michael. Maurice and Michael Mansfield are getting married, awwww. If you're going to be spinning fantasies might as well make them elaborate and interesting!

 

[SKINNER!]

No, just tell them you had something important planned before you got the job.

It's your cousins wedding.

His name is Maurice.

Need a reference? Get your boss to call me after the meetup and I can conjure up a story about how you got drunk on champagne and started to smear yourself with wedding cake before running away with a bridesmaid.

 

[Mikeside]

We could stage some wedding photos IF WE DID THIS BLACK TIE LIKE I SUGGESTED YOU GUYS

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

We could stage some wedding photos IF WE DID THIS BLACK TIE LIKE I SUGGESTED YOU GUYS

Fuck it, I'll turn up in a suit if you do!

 

[BGBW]

I don't think I have a black tie and I have many many ties.

 

[donkey show]

I don't think I have a black tie and I have many many ties.

Time for you to get a black tie.

 

[BGBW]

Time for you to get a black tie.

Well I do have one black tie with multi-coloured stripes on it.

I like funky but smart looking ties.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

If we were to do this I think I would buy myself a black bowtie to look extra pimp.

 

[Bazza]

Fuck it, I'll turn up in a suit if you do!

Hmmm suit eh.

 

[Mikeside]

Fuck it, I'll turn up in a suit if you do!

It's all or nothing

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

It's all or nothing

Suit + bowtie + fedora. I want people to look at the pics from this meet and go "who's that cunt?"

edit: like noffles lolololol

 

[SteveWD40]

Bukaroo Banzai tribute perhaps?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I call dibs on the furry chaps on the far right!

 

[Deaf Spacker]

No fucking way am I wearing a suit, I hate them.

Vans, jeans and a slightly inappropiate t-shirt. that's how I roll.

 

[Nicktendo86]

Hey this is the day of my stag do! Have fun BritGAF, see ya if you wonder near Bethnal Green.

 

[Mikeside]

No fucking way am I wearing a suit, I hate them.

Vans, jeans and a slightly inappropiate t-shirt. that's how I roll.

How inappropriate?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

How inappropriate?

It's an MLP tee.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

How inappropriate?

I once had a t-shirt with the words "I'm not drunk." on it, that got some awkward stares, particulary when one time I was wearing it whilst carrying a crate of beer and staggering up on the hill at Santa Pod Raceway.

Nowadays I'd just wear my "Squeeze, suck, bang, blow." t-shirt and get disaproving glances from mothers and fathers and intruiged looks from their daughters.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Hey this is the day of my stag do! Have fun BritGAF, see ya if you wonder near Bethnal Green.

is anyone else thinking we should invade his stag do en mass?

 

[Rubbish King]

is anyone else thinking we should invade his stag do en mass?

I think this may be slightly inappropriate

 

[jimbor]

is anyone else thinking we should invade his stag do en mass?

That sounds great but should you be drinking in your condition?

 

[Musha_Soturi]

That sounds great but should you be drinking in your condition?

Ok now you're making me suspicious of who you are....

 

[Willkiller]

I hope I can go to the next one

 

[SKINNER!]

is anyone else thinking we should invade his stag do en mass?

...I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

[jimbor]

Ok now you're making me suspicious of who you are....

Jim Bowen, former host of ITV's Bullseye. I tried to get Jimbow as my username but it was already taken. I've been laying low in the wake of Operation Yewtree so thought it best to avoid using my real name.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Jim Bowen, former host of ITV's Bullseye. I tried to get Jimbow as my username but it was already taken. I've been laying low in the wake of Operation Yewtree so thought it best to avoid using my real name.

That makes sense.

Bloody newbies.

 

[Mr. Sam]

No, just tell them you had something important planned before you got the job.

It's your cousins wedding.

His name is Maurice.

Bulletproof.

They usually ask when they offer a job if you have any holiday booked, I presume they didn't?

They did not. Honestly, I think they were just desperate for somebody who could start as soon as possible.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

They did not. Honestly, I think they were just desperate for somebody who could start as soon as possible.

OK then, decision made!

You wouldn't want to let us Maurice down now would you?

 

[BGBW]

is anyone else thinking we should invade his stag do en mass?

"GAF? GAF! GAF!?"

 

[Mikeside]

OK then, decision made!

You wouldn't want to let us Maurice down now would you?

I'm pretty sure it's what Maurice would want.

Steve needs to get Matt Lees down for this meetup.

 

[SmokyDave]

Jim Bowen, former host of ITV's Bullseye. I tried to get Jimbow as my username but it was already taken. I've been laying low in the wake of Operation Yewtree so thought it best to avoid using my real name.

I have a Bullseye keyring signed by you. It plays the theme tune when you press it. I intend to hand it down to my kids.

 

[Xun]

Really looking forward to this.

It fits in perfectly with me taking a few days off work, so it'll be good to celebrate an extended weekend.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I have a Bullseye keyring signed by you. It plays the theme tune when you press it. I intend to hand it down to my kids.

I'll pay you £10,000 for it.

Really looking forward to this.

It fits in perfectly with me taking a few days off work, so it'll be good to celebrate an extended weekend.

Aww yeah, I can't wait. Dis gun b gud!

 

[jimbor]

I'll pay you £10,000 for it.

Aww yeah, I can't wait. Dis gun b gud!

I'm in now so I can sign your arse instead, which you can then get tattooed the next day.

 

[SKINNER!]

Anyone got any idea what time the Rolling Stones gig finishes on Saturday? I got an offer from a friend who has a spare ticket and it says doors open at 12pm but I got the feeling it'll collide with the meetup :S

Doubt I'd be able to get myself dressed/sorted after the gig too. Plus, I promised I'd meetup with Ninja and Mike around that time anyway.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Anyone got any idea what time the Rolling Stones gig finishes on Saturday? I got an offer from a friend who has a spare ticket and it says doors open at 12pm but I got the feeling it'll collide with the meetup :S

Plus, I promised I'd meetup with Ninja and Mike around that time anyway.

Dude, go to the gig and meet us later. I'm still on the fence as to whether to scoot off about 9ish to go see Alright the Captain down the road...

 

[SKINNER!]

Dude, go to the gig and meet us later. I'm still on the fence as to whether to scoot off about 9ish to go see Alright the Captain down the road...

Thing is, if doors open at 12pm and finished around 6/7pm (unluckly) then I'd definitely go but I'd give it a pass if the gig ended around 11pm. Just wouldn't feel right going to the meetup halfway through it/around the end. Best part of it is at the beginning when you meet folk. Plus, I'm not a super huge fan of the Rolling Stones anyway. Was just thinking of going to see them for the sake of it. £90 too. Hmmmmm

 

[NinjaBoiX]

And you're meeting me, Mike and Tash at 12pm.

Don't be a filthy abandoner shorty.

 

[SKINNER!]

Don't be a filthy abandoner shorty.

That's what she said...

Nah, still gonna be at the train station at 12pm. Always stick to my word. Knowing me, I'd end up drinking water all night if I went to the gig and meetup. What are you guys doing during the day anyway?

 

[Mikeside]

That's what she said...

Nah, still gonna be at the train station at 12pm. Always stick to my word. Knowing me, I'd end up drinking water all night if I went to the gig and meetup. What are you guys doing during the day anyway?

Pubs, park, burgers and maybe some heavy petting.
Am open to suggestions if people wanna do something else too

 

[Selfish Pizza]

I'm in now so I can sign your arse instead, which you can then get tattooed the next day.

Why wait till the next day? A gaf meet is the perfect time to get a new tattoo.

 

[Mikeside]

Why wait till the next day? A gaf meet is the perfect time to get a new tattoo.

...shit you're right.

I should definitely get a tattoo of my name.


On donkeyshow's butt.

 

[SKINNER!]

Pubs, park, burgers and maybe some heavy petting

Sounds ace to me! Hopefully the weather's on our side too.

 

[Mikeside]

Sounds ace to me! Hopefully the weather's on our side too.

Yeah, a bit of warm and dry would be ace. Let's all keep our fingers crossed, eh?


I JUST WANT TO ROCK OUT WITH SOME GAFFERS YEAH

 

[Musha_Soturi]

So just 5 days to go Brit Gaffers! Can I get a squeeeeee!

I was thinking about food, and as we're not going anywhere that can sait our appetites I suggest that if you can, grab something to eat before getting to De Hems. If you can't I'm sure there'll be opportunity to nip out and grab something at some point though.

Unfortunately I will not be attending as Jessica Rabbit. My attempts to aquire an addiquate dress have been futile. I am however going to the Comic Con as Jessica from True Blood, and may well not bother getting changed.

Can't wait!