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[CHEEZMO™]

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[CHEEZMO™]

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[Hot Coldman]

no

 

[Hystzen]

Trying turn britgaf into a recruitment page now

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Trying turn britgaf into a recruitment page now

I've got some newspapers to sell you.

 

[Hystzen]

Metro is not a newspaper

 

[Rubbish King]

A girl is staring at me from the other platform of the train station, like legit fucking staring.. She's kinda hot in a scary way...
I think she thinks I'm somebody else

I've got some newspapers to sell you.

I'll buy

Metro is not a newspaper

lol


Does anybody like enter shikari?

 

[Hystzen]

I used to hate enter shitkari but recently started to like them after figuring out my issue was the vocals annoyed shit out of me. Now got used to it started like them more even put a song of theirs on the mixtape/playlist

 

[fizzelopeguss]

So my gf and I don't usually do valentines day but this year she has been under a lot of pressure with work so I'm going to surprise her with it.

What's the word on valentines day gifts, the only thing I can think of is sexy lingerie and a meal out to a fancy restaurant.

15 inch black rubber cock.

 

[Hot Coldman]

No, I have functioning ears.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

15 inch black rubber cock.

Make sure it's silicone and not PVC.

 

[Rubbish King]

Make sure it's silicone and not PVC.

What's the difference? Does pvc kill you upon insertion?

 

[phisheep]

Do your part.

 

[Rubbish King]

I used to hate enter shitkari but recently started to like them after figuring out my issue was the vocals annoyed shit out of me. Now got used to it started like them more even put a song of theirs on the mixtape/playlist

What's your fave song?

 

[noffles]

fuck government

anarchy

 

[CHEEZMO™]

What's the difference? Does pvc kill you upon insertion?

Not good from a hygiene standpoint.

 

[noffles]

Can't imagine it's got a very nice feel to it either.

 

[BGBW]

What's Valentines Day?

 

[Rubbish King]

fuck government

anarchy

I dunno bro, how will banks make money?

Not good from a hygiene standpoint.

Oh right, fascinating.. Is it okay if you don't share?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Probably not.

 

[noffles]

What's Valentines Day?

Lubricant companies' best day of the year.

 

[Hystzen]

What's your fave song?

At moment its either Constellations, Quelle Surprise or Hectic

 

[Rubbish King]

Fucks sake.. Now I have to return meadows' birthday present

At moment its either Constellations, Quelle Surprise or Hectic

Nice.. I quite like meltdown and ghandi mate, quelle surprise is pretty sick and constellation is actually my fave atm too =D

 

[Chinner]

This is my first valentines as a singleton in er....10 years?

Bah.


My birthday tomorrow, by the way (No GIFs please, this is BritGAF)

 

[Hot Coldman]

Are those windbreaks?

 

[Chinner]

they are rainbows cominmg out of him because he is happy

 

[Hystzen]

I like the use of white in the letters

 

[Mikeside]

I feel like you were so psyched about making this that you've probably whacked off to it 3 or 4 times by now.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Fucking Kilburn Halfords, world's slowest customer service and the world's hottest shop. Who the fuck goes to Halfords to buy a bike or get one serviced anyway?

Filthy peasants.

 

[Chinner]

6 times actually. onto green scars face.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Please help me

 

[Hystzen]

Looks like he enjoyed it

 

[Chinner]

wuv u really mike

 

[Mikeside]

wuv u really mike

MY EMOTIONS!!!

 

[Suairyu]

Looks like he enjoyed it

Naw, his eyes just got glued shut.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I got Brocked.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Fucking Kilburn Halfords, world's slowest customer service and the world's hottest shop. Who the fuck goes to Halfords to buy a bike or get one serviced anyway?

Filthy peasants.

Go to Cycle Surgery on Holloway Road. My mate's the manager.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Go to Cycle Surgery on Holloway Road. My mate's the manager.

Thanks, will bear that in mind but I was only after copper slip. £8 for a 500g tub in Halfords or £6+ for a 20g tube with a fancy name in any cycle shop. It was worth the trip but I do love to moan!

 

[PJV3]

Do your part.

You're getting soft.
Where is stringing up the Sax-Coburg Gothas.

 

[Suairyu]

Getting more excited about The Witcher 3 the more I read. Love that CDPRojeckt Red have the freedom to say "this will be the last one".

I never actually finished TW1, or even own TW2. Need to get on that. But that brief time (30ish hours) in TW1 was enough for me to know it was a special series.

 

[Mikeside]

Getting more excited about The Witcher 3 the more I read. Love that CDPRojeckt Red have the freedom to say "this will be the last one".

I never actually finished TW1, or even own TW2. Need to get on that. But that brief time (30ish hours) in TW1 was enough for me to know it was a special series.

Witcher 2 is amazing - I can't wait for 3 either

Got my playlist ready, now I just need to write up and make the cover...

 

[zomgbbqftw]

I can't speak for any other woman, but flowers sent to my place of work would be awesome (women like to flaunt). It'll never happen because my boyfriend doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. I've booked us in at prezzo as it's 20 yards from our flat.

Fancy restaurant (not Wagas) is always good. I feel that sexy lingerie is more a present for the guy, so I'd go for something more along the jewelled line.

Yeah, I was thinking jewellery as well, but it's such a minefield. Also, I wouldn't go to Wagamama, don't worry. I was thinking the Oxo Tower or the Leadbury for dinner. Yeah, the lingerie is nice for me, but she really loves it as well, she buys so much, but because she doesn't have the same budget as I do I think she would really love something from Agent Provocateur rather than Ann Summers.

Sexy lingerie is great, but has an inherent element of "I bought this as much for me as I did for you."

Call her boss and ask if you can secretly arrange to pick her up from work early. Take her somewhere fun (cinema, bowling, fun fare, art/craft workshop), then to a lovely dinner, finally with a nice moonlit walk down some oldy-worldy streets or along the waterfront or whatever.

Doesn't have to be perfect - you've just arranged to get her out of work early with her boss. Everything after that is bonus.

Hmm, not a bad idea, I'll see if I can do that, her boss is really nice, I've met her a couple of times and we got on. I think the cinema is a good shout, there is an arthouse one near where she works, I'll see what they are showing.

Thanks for the advice guys.

 

[SKINNER!]

What's Valentines Day?

Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me...no more.

 

[Hystzen]

Getting more excited about The Witcher 3 the more I read. Love that CDPRojeckt Red have the freedom to say "this will be the last one".

I never actually finished TW1, or even own TW2. Need to get on that. But that brief time (30ish hours) in TW1 was enough for me to know it was a special series.

TW1 can be draggy the first 2 chapters which is a lot of hours, TW2 get on that right now if not sure get xbox version it pretty damn great port also controls better then PC

 

[Mikeside]

I always thought it was stupid putting Valentine's day in February.

Move it into June or July and suddenly romantic walks, beach trips, stargazing, camping all become plausible.

 

[8bit]

Yeah, I was thinking jewellery as well, but it's such a minefield. Also, I wouldn't go to Wagamama, don't worry. I was thinking the Oxo Tower or the Leadbury for dinner.

Taking her up the Oxo tower would be quite the unexpected surprise.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Hmm, not a bad idea, I'll see if I can do that, her boss is really nice, I've met her a couple of times and we got on. I think the cinema is a good shout, there is an arthouse one near where she works, I'll see what they are showing.

Nothing Scandinavian.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Are Chinner and Mike becoming... dare I say it? Bum chums? This is the second comic Chinner's made for Mike, that's like making mixtapes for a girl.

 

[Hystzen]

Are Chinner and Mike becoming... dare I say it? Bum chums? This is the second comic Chinner's made for Mike, that's like making mixtapes for a girl.

now you pointed it out they will never get together

 

[zomgbbqftw]

Taking her up the Oxo tower would be quite the unexpected surprise.

This place:

http://www.harveynichols.com/restaurants/oxo-tower-london/oxo-tower-london-restaurant