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[Darren870]

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If only it was that easy, I need someone under me to pass off all the little projects I have.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

If only it was that easy, I need someone under me to pass off all the little projects I have.

You could pay him cash in hand to lighten your workload plus you'd have a coffee and tea bitch too.

 

[Rubbish King]

I'd be a really good Coffee/Tea bitch


Contribute to my discussion you guise

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Got back from Manc. Think my interview went well.

Speaking of coming far with stupid internet things, acting head of BBC TV is up at the uni next week and I've got some responsibilities. Just hope no-one brings up the BBC Three Generator.

Aww shit that was you? Mint.

 

[SteveWD40]

Tash, I will hire you if you are willing to be my serf.

 

[Rubbish King]

Got back from Manc. Think my interview went well.



Aww shit that was you? Mint.

Nice! Good luck!

What was who? I am uninformed on this generator

Tash, I will hire you if you are willing to be my serf.

Isn't that a slave that lives at a property, I.E if you left, i'd have a new master?

NO DEAL

 

[noffles]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=520365

I can't wait for this thread to plunge into madness once it's out.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Tash added me on Steam

I'm scared

 

[Rubbish King]

Tash added me on Steam

I'm scared

I added everyone in a frenzy of excitement

 

[noffles]

Boots are now going to send me job alerts.

Yay.

 

[SKINNER!]

Boots are now going to send me job alerts.

Yay.

You going into pharmacy or is it just a normal job?

 

[noffles]

You going into pharmacy or is it just a normal job?

Normal job. Why the gif?

Did I do something wrong?

 

[Rubbish King]

Boots are now going to send me job alerts.

Yay.

Boots, asda, sainsburys and many more are going to send me job alerts. Good luck though bro


Deciding my CV needs some work so I'm redesigning it... anybody care to look over the original to see if I could improve anything?

 

[SKINNER!]

Normal job. Why the gif?

Did I do something wrong?

I forgot we spoke about your career on steam. In which case, you're just going for a normal job. That's cool.

If you were going into Boots as a trainee or proper pharmacist then you would've been entering into a whole world of pain. I've heard crazy horror stories of certain Boots stores being so unorganised and generally not a great working environment for pharmacists.

 

[Rubbish King]

Guys halp

 

[noffles]

I forgot we spoke about your career on steam. In which case, you're just going for a normal job. That's cool.

If you were going into Boots as a trainee or proper pharmacist then you would've been entering into a whole world of pain. I've heard crazy horror stories of certain Boots stores being so unorganised and generally not a great working environment for pharmacists.

I just want some extra moolah. Having to rent a house next year with people won't be fun if I've not got disposable income to help me through.

Also, I hear that Boots in general is a bit unorganised in smaller stores. I've got a friend who works in one (who funnily enough tried to get me to apply at her store when there was a vacancy back in September) and they've not even got a fucking security guard. Thefts are happening all the time and the staff aren't allowed to stop people who do it because of employee policies or something. Job's a job though, I guess.

Guys halp

Just upload it to a dropbox file, yo.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Guys halp

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-to-z-of-being-unemployed

I know it's not ideal but have you thought of offering to do a couple of bar shifts for free to prove to them that you'd be good?

 

[Rubbish King]

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-to-z-of-being-unemployed

I know it's not ideal but have you thought of offering to do a couple of bar shifts for free to prove to them that you'd be good?

That was...quite a depressing read

lol at temping though, dont you know, you need at least a degree to work in reception now


Never really thought about that to be honest, but you have to get to interview stage to suggest those kind of things

I just want some extra moolah. Having to rent a house next year with people won't be fun if I've not got disposable income to help me through.

Also, I hear that Boots in general is a bit unorganised in smaller stores. I've got a friend who works in one (who funnily enough tried to get me to apply at her store when there was a vacancy back in September) and they've not even got a fucking security guard. Thefts are happening all the time and the staff aren't allowed to stop people who do it because of employee policies or something. Job's a job though, I guess.

You do realise I will be insanely jealous if you manage to get that, after doing factory work for 3 months I can tell you that i would kill for a job in retail.. Applied to 15 jobs this week, heard back from none of them..as per usual.. The annoying thing is that I'm not an idiot, I'm not destined to be a shelf stacker for the rest of my life... assuming I can get a fucking job as that, I've literally put my availability as anytime, I've put in forms I'm happy to do 14 hour shifts and nights, still I get nothing, my grades arent bad either

 

[Kentpaul]

I didn't know boots hired male staff

 

[noffles]

I didn't know boots hired male staff

When have I ever said I'm male?

 

[Hot Coldman]

When have I ever said I'm male?

All those times you've been perving on girlies in your flat

 

[Kentpaul]

When have I ever said I'm male?

I presume all posters are male until i find out otherwise.

 

[BGBW]

All those times you've been perving on girlies in your flat

Yuri future.

 

[noffles]

All those times you've been perving on girlies in your flat

Green Scar confirmed for racist and homophobe.

 

[Jackben]

noffles could be a lesbian you guys, we don't actually know.

Spoiler

still would be more manly than tashbrooke & mikeside

 

[noffles]

at least now Mike knows what my sexual kinks are so he'll stop asking

 

[Rubbish King]

noffles could be a lesbian you guys, we don't actually know.

Spoiler

still would be more manly than tashbrooke & mikeside

I may not be manly

but I'm more bloke*ish

 

[noffles]

when does tash start to white knight me

 

[Jackben]

Why are some posters so adamant on shutting down any and all discussion of the privilege of the established norm? (white, male, heterosexuality). You can see it in all of these threads on GAF and it doesn't seem to be unique or limited racially, sexually or financially. Whether it is just outright denying the existence of inequalities e.g. 'no such thing as white privledge', 'lol no women dont have it bad', 'trickle down economics is good!' or simply shitting on / attempting to discredit valid arguments it happens a lot. What are these posters afraid of that they feel the need to deny, discredit and self-delude to such an extent?

EDIT: This is only the most recent thread that sparked my thought

 

[noffles]

Because otherwise they'll have to adjust to a different way of thinking. People are, by nature, stubborn fuckers.

 

[donkey show]

noffles could be a lesbian you guys, we don't actually know.

Spoiler

still would be more manly than tashbrooke & mikeside

 

[SKINNER!]

at least now Mike knows what my sexual kinks are so he'll stop asking

You two cybered after I left the Steam chat? Shit, if I had known I was cockblocking then I would've left hours ago.

 

[Lirlond]

I have no idea what sex noffles is. I don't particularly care, but I did assume male.

 

[noffles]

I think I've given enough evidence to make it clear that I'm a guy anyway.

 

[Jackben]

Now what am I going to do with this crown of sonnets I was preparing?

 

[JonathanEx]

Got back from Manc. Think my interview went well.



Aww shit that was you? Mint.

Hope it goes well!

And yup, that's me. To think of all the time I spent on BBC Three Generator and Twefax (not long to be fair), a 1 minute joke is now my most popular thing ever.

 

[Lirlond]

Good to know I was right.

 

[SteveWD40]

There are two women who frequent this thread, and only two.

 

[donkey show]

Now what am I going to do with this crown of sonnets I was preparing?

You're going to ly dow.

 

[Rubbish King]

Entertaining the idea of getting drunk.. I feel crappy

 

[3Sixty]

Might have a drink tonight myself. Got a half decent bottle of single malt i've been intending to try.

 

[SKINNER!]

Entertaining the idea of getting drunk.. I feel crappy

Lad bombs. Conduct a research for Britgaf.

 

[f0rk]

EDIT: This is only the most recent thread that sparked my thought

To be fair this is a bad example as the person making these seems to go overboard constantly.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Entertaining the idea of getting drunk.. I feel crappy

I am going to be getting drunk. Have got the second meeting regarding my redundancy at 10:00am tomorrow which I'm not looking forward to with a hangover but what can you do?

 

[donkey show]

Entertaining the idea of getting drunk.. I feel crappy

Go to your local. See what happens.

 

[Rubbish King]

My mood has totally gone to shit in the last hour..fuck..

Might have a drink tonight myself. Got a half decent bottle of single malt i've been intending to try.

I've got a 3 litre bottle of shit cider my mate left behind...

Lad bombs. Conduct a research for Britgaf.

No money

I am going to be getting drunk. Have got the second meeting regarding my redundancy at 10:00am tomorrow which I'm not looking forward to with a hangover but what can you do?

Shit.. Why are you being made redundant?

Go to your local. See what happens.

unemployed,broke/saving the little money I have for the meetup

 

[Jackben]

I can't go ly dow I'm at work.

To be fair this is a bad example as the person making these seems to go overboard constantly.

True, it's often the usual suspects in these kinds of threads as well. It's just so often that it starts to become 'is it really that hard to think outside the box / challenge your mindset'? I've gone full circle on a lot of issues and I do believe there are things I might be wrong about still. I just don't understand the fear and hostility that comes with challenging perceptions.

Since WW3 is about to start its been good known you folks, See you guys on the other side

What are you on about, KP?

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

My mood has totally gone to shit in the last hour..fuck..
I've got a 3 litre bottle of shit cider my mate left behind...

No money

Shit.. Why are you being made redundant?



unemployed,broke/saving the little money I have for the meetup

It's the culmination of about a year and a half's worth of planning, gentle nudging, whispering in the right ears and implanting suggestions. My manager somehow thinks it was his idea but I'm not complaining.

It's so close to bearing fruit now that I can taste it.

 

[Rubbish King]

It's the culmination of about a year and a half's worth of planning, gentle nudging, whispering in the right ears and implanting suggestions. My manager somehow thinks it was his idea but I'm not complaining.

It's so close to bearing fruit now that I can taste it.

What do you do?

It all sounds like a conspiracy/set up for a movie

 

[Hystzen]

well thats my final uni project handed in time to go shoot some things to relax