oral does not save you from STD's
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oral does not save you from STD's
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=49881177#post49881177
fuck yea, this just about makes 3DS purchase confirmed for my birthday later this month
fuck yea, this just about makes 3DS purchase confirmed for my birthday later this month
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I know how to put a condom on correctly and that I shouldnt use butter as lube
That's about all I got taught
also that AIDS is some nasty shit
Dont know much about herpes though
Hot Coldman
Banned
NinjaBoiX
Member
I'm moving out with some pals, and I've just filled in the online tenancy application. The last section asks you to declare any convictions and such. I declared a TS10 motoring conviction, and also another one, with which I have the dilemma.
It was about 4 or 5 years ago, I got caught with like 0.5 gram of cocaine, in a nightclub. They took a DNA swab, gave me a warning, and sent me on my way. It's definitely on my record though, as work pulled it up on a CRB a few months back.
So my question is, do you guys think it's the sort of thing that could adversely affect the application? One of the other lads I'm moving in with, has more serious convictions, but chose not to declare them, as he thinks they won't check anyway. But he thinks it could screw us.
But it's not like I mugged someone or smashed up a car. And I was honest about it. It's not really relevant to a tenancy IMO.
What do my GAF pals think? I'm kind of worried I should've lied, but surely I'm not going to be denied a tenancy unless I lie on the application! Reassure me guys, I'm feeling vulnerable.
It was about 4 or 5 years ago, I got caught with like 0.5 gram of cocaine, in a nightclub. They took a DNA swab, gave me a warning, and sent me on my way. It's definitely on my record though, as work pulled it up on a CRB a few months back.
So my question is, do you guys think it's the sort of thing that could adversely affect the application? One of the other lads I'm moving in with, has more serious convictions, but chose not to declare them, as he thinks they won't check anyway. But he thinks it could screw us.
But it's not like I mugged someone or smashed up a car. And I was honest about it. It's not really relevant to a tenancy IMO.
What do my GAF pals think? I'm kind of worried I should've lied, but surely I'm not going to be denied a tenancy unless I lie on the application! Reassure me guys, I'm feeling vulnerable.
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Wow, this is such a random subject. Having sex with my girlfriend after she was raped would be the least of my worries. Even after she recovered both physically and mentally I dunno, difficult to say without being in that situation.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Blame my poor memory and the fucks I dont give as I use a johnny when on the job
I personally wouldnt lie, but if your buddy's doing it i dont see why not
Come on Cheez, Who doesnt know thatCHEEZMO™;49882428 said:
Yeah..but what if you got herpes doe
better be more honest encase they do a check and find out about it.
NinjaBoiX
Member
The application is already sent, the deed is done.
That's what I figured, the legal warning of being banged up for providing false info made me spill the beans!
But as I say, it doesn't exactly seem relevant to a tenancy. It's not like I'm trying to adopt a child.
I might ring them tomorrow morning, but I'm not sure if that's a good idea. Damn it, this house is perfect! I hope it doesn't all fall through.
:/
Messofanego
Banned
While living in America, I didn't realise how bad the healthcare industry is there. I'm so grateful for NHS.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
That is only the tip of the iceberg for me
NinjaBoiX
Member
I remember Andy Parsons on Mock The Week, lampooning some misinformed Yank about a comment he made about Steven Hawking.
"_____ said today that Steven Hawking probably wouldn't be alive today had he been on the NHS. Kind of misjudged, as he is on the NHS, and is also on record as saying he owes his quality of health and wellbeing to them entirely."
That's not the exact quote, but you get the jist. It wasn't particularly funny, just a fantastic rebuttal.
Police busted you for having half a gram of coke?
Must have been a slow night in your town.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Well the bouncer caught me red handed and called them.
It's kind of a minor offence right? I really hope it doesn't screw it up. But come on, am I going to be denied a tenancy until I lie on the application? Surely not.
I have a steady £26k a year job, and have been employed there for 9 years. No kids, and a fairly good credit rating.
You'd rent me a house right?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Only if you gave me hayley gifs
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I actually really like the Library, it's intense and brutal. I really hate Two Betrayals though, those Rocket Flood can go fuck themselves with a rusty spike. Whoever thought that was a good idea was a moron. In fact pretty much everything post-Library is a bit of a slog for me, I like the first half better.
did you leave it in your pocket or something?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Sharing is caring
Meh, too much effort. I'd just flush it and send you on your way.
When i was working Isle of White some guy was snorting straight from the bag in the middle of the dance floor, almost felt bad for taking it from him.
NinjaBoiX
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No, I went into a cubicle, put a credit card and bank note on the toilet lid, then I felt the door open on my back. I turned around, and there's a beefy bouncer giving me the "busted" look. I didn't even have the bag out, but I just complied, as he was blatantly going to search me anyway! (just to clarify, I obviously locked the door, but they have keys)
They were actually a really sound about it, as where the police. I didn't give them any hassle, they just ran through the motions. I was even having a bit of cracking with them, you know, I was high as a kite!
So what do you think Chinner, am I worrying for nothing?
Edit: yeah Tash, that Gif is great! You filthy thief.
MIKE, let's rate each other on OKCupid and date!
Hahah, yeah I could do with some sex-messaging on there
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Sorry, I was being facetious, you know I wouldn't let a little herpes get in the way of our bromance.
but that is fucking shit that your school didn't teach you much about sexual health - mine was cringey as fuck, but we learned a lot
edit: also, I didn't get your Win 7 disc out in time for normal post, so it'll be arriving in a CityLink pouch for you tomorrow - I'll PM you the key tomorrow when I'm at work
Hot Coldman
Banned
Men give birth to boys.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I don't know what a Citylink pouch is....
What does that mean? Do i have to sign for it or something? Or will it fit through the letterbox?
Also is it worth formatting the drive now or waiting till I have the disk and do it with the installwizardy thang
CHEEZMO;49888164 said:
Cheezmo, it's like you think I'm an idiot
this is universal knowledge
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
CHEEZMO;49888164 said:
I have a friend who was 30-odd when we explained this to him. He is mildly retarded but still...
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Yeah you'll have to sign for it - sorry bro.
If you miss it, they'll leave a card so you can rearrange
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
It's not just herpes. Nearly all sexually transmitted diseases can spread from "both holes" and others from all kinds of oral contact.
Just so you know, mate. F'yer health.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
It's okay lol I just dont wanna miss it! >.<
I'm going swimming from 7-8 so I just hope I get back in time ^_^
Me for entire day
god damnit, that shit is so unfair
NinjaBoiX
Member
"They should put that one the box!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8RYD0fjbg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
Babies: Not even once.
Hot Coldman
Banned
On that note, I am only 9 days away from my snip.
runlikehell
Banned
Serious dude?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
...do you have kids?
You will regret this in years to come.
Reason why I like Reach and ODST for no flood crap just Elites being badass. I'm currently making way through them need buy 3 and 4 ever since my 360 broke I never got round to playing them at my house so it nice to finally sit down myself and make way through the series
You can reverse a vasectomy, can't you?
SquiddyCracker
Banned
Yep.
10% chance of that failing though I think.
Suirayu: How exactly did you go about asking for one?
To the GP, then straight over to the balls-expert?
Did they hassle you?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Doesnt it depend...you can have your tubes tied
or you can have them snipped for good i thought...maybe that was on a tv show..
or you can have them snipped for good i thought...maybe that was on a tv show..
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