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[zomgbbqftw]

Fucking corporate ball washers. Please Mister EA, please put your balls in my mouth and then you cock up my arse, I really love it when you do that. I'll do anything to please you Mr EA.

Fucking bunch of cunts. I get EA being cunts, it's just what they do, but apparently we're all supposed to like it and count ourselves as privileged that we get to pay for their games.

This isn't about anyone specific on GAF, it's this cunt at work who was going around threatening people with sending their name and address to EA if they talked about cracking the game for offline play. What a cunt. Need to sack the bastard but he's not really in my department.

 

[noffles]

Fucking corporate ball washers. Please Mister EA, please put your balls in my mouth and then you cock up my arse, I really love it when you do that. I'll do anything to please you Mr EA.

Fucking bunch of cunts. I get EA being cunts, it's just what they do, but apparently we're all supposed to like it and count ourselves as privileged that we get to pay for their games.

This isn't about anyone specific on GAF, it's this cunt at work who was going around threatening people with sending their name and address to EA if they talked about cracking the game for offline play. What a cunt. Need to sack the bastard but he's not really in my department.

is he special

 

[donkey show]

more details

What do you want to know? And damn, she wants me to come over. Fuck work. :S

Fucking corporate ball washers. Please Mister EA, please put your balls in my mouth and then you cock up my arse, I really love it when you do that. I'll do anything to please you Mr EA.

Fucking bunch of cunts. I get EA being cunts, it's just what they do, but apparently we're all supposed to like it and count ourselves as privileged that we get to pay for their games.

This isn't about anyone specific on GAF, it's this cunt at work who was going around threatening people with sending their name and address to EA if they talked about cracking the game for offline play. What a cunt. Need to sack the bastard but he's not really in my department.

Tell us how you really feel.

 

[noffles]

What do you want to know?

Everything.

Work history, boyfriend history, height, taste in music, favourite colour.

Everything.

 

[Mikeside]

Fucking corporate ball washers. Please Mister EA, please put your balls in my mouth and then you cock up my arse, I really love it when you do that. I'll do anything to please you Mr EA.

Fucking bunch of cunts. I get EA being cunts, it's just what they do, but apparently we're all supposed to like it and count ourselves as privileged that we get to pay for their games.

This isn't about anyone specific on GAF, it's this cunt at work who was going around threatening people with sending their name and address to EA if they talked about cracking the game for offline play. What a cunt. Need to sack the bastard but he's not really in my department.

As much as I disagree with hacking and cracking IN AN IDEAL WORLD...

If you pay for something that turns out to be fundamentally broken or there's something stupid limiting you enjoyment then it's up to EA to fix it ASAP, if they're not willing or able then as far as I'm concerned it becomes free game for anyone who has purchased that product to do what they need to do (and to be able to enable others) to get that shit sorted.

Fuck EA, in this case - there's no way they didn't know they were fucking consumers over by releasing in this state, but unsurprisingly, they did it anyway.

Why do I keep buying EA games? I'm not a boycotter, but I fucking KNOW how likely I am to get stung by EA launches, yet I still click that BUY button every time I let myself get hyped

What do you want to know? And damn, she wants me to come over. Fuck work. :S

I want to know LITERALLY everything. Even though I'll probably vomit with jealousy.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

She's the Jim Halpert of real life.

Who?

*Googles*

(Last one today, I promise! I just love that gif, the laugh is too cute for words, then Jeremy and Taylor looking at each other all "wtf?")

Right, I've actually got a job to do through Newcastle now, shock horror! I'll catch up with you guys in a bit.

Laters peeps.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Fucking corporate ball washers. Please Mister EA, please put your balls in my mouth and then you cock up my arse, I really love it when you do that. I'll do anything to please you Mr EA.

Fucking bunch of cunts. I get EA being cunts, it's just what they do, but apparently we're all supposed to like it and count ourselves as privileged that we get to pay for their games.

This isn't about anyone specific on GAF, it's this cunt at work who was going around threatening people with sending their name and address to EA if they talked about cracking the game for offline play. What a cunt. Need to sack the bastard but he's not really in my department.

So, uh... don't tell him if you do? Is this about SimCity, and is this what you guys do in the City?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I want to know LITERALLY everything. Even though I'll probably vomit with jealousy.

I still say Donkey Show needs to start a Literotica account.

 

[zomgbbqftw]

Oh and now anyone who is waiting for a price bomba is stealing from Maxis.

This. Fucking. Cunt.

 

[noffles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcS3SpbC8

The end of this interview is just too brilliant for words.

 

[Mikeside]

Oh and now anyone who is waiting for a price bomba is stealing from Maxis.

This. Fucking. Cunt.

I think you need to get him fired purely because he's clearly an idiot without the capability of logical thought.
That's not even being morally tighter than a nun's arsehole, it's being purposefully dense.

Tell him you're a big fan of the PS Vita and anyone who didn't buy it at launch it stealing from Sony. I don't see how its any different.

 

[zomgbbqftw]

I think you need to get him fired purely because he's clearly an idiot without the capability of logical thought.
That's not even being morally tighter than a nun's arsehole, it's being purposefully dense.

Tell him you're a big fan of the PS Vita and anyone who didn't buy it at launch it stealing from Sony. I don't see how its any different.

Heh, he would probably agree with that...

He is in the investment banking side, so he probably knows someone who knows someone. They all do in IB. Hate them all.

 

[Mikeside]

Heh, he would probably agree with that...

He is in the investment banking side, so he probably knows someone who knows someone. They all do in IB. Hate them all.

It sounds like you're pretty much surrounded by douchebags, I don't know how you turned out so normal.

 

[donkey show]

Apparently, my fancy dress today looks like Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas, one of the Axe Gang members from Kung Fu Hustle, and the guitarist from Dragonforce.

Everything.

Work history, boyfriend history, height, taste in music, favourite colour.

Everything.

I want to know LITERALLY everything. Even though I'll probably vomit with jealousy.

She's slightly shorter than me, yorkshire accent xD, blondie, tons of energy, sick sense of humor, mad cute. We did Dick in a Box and Motherlover duets in the parking lot. My shawty rock. :3

I still say Donkey Show needs to start a Literotica account.

Well if shenanigans happens again, I'm all for it. 50 shades of yellow. :O

Oh and now anyone who is waiting for a price bomba is stealing from Maxis.

This. Fucking. Cunt.

Take his lunch money.

 

[noffles]

yorkshire accent xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY

Like this, aye?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

It sounds like you're pretty much surrounded by douchebags, I don't know how you turned out so normal.

Douchebags? In the banking sector?? What craziness are you talking man?

But yeah, no idea how BBQ has turned out so sound

 

[donkey show]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY

Like this, aye?

Holy shit.. but add 20 some odd years to that voice. xD

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Can't be bothered to comment on anything said here today.

Although I will say that we're covering Misery Business in my band, and I have a new found respect for that girls lungs. Fuck me it's a tough song to sing.

 

[SteveWD40]

Douchebags? In the banking sector?? What craziness are you talking man?

But yeah, no idea how BBQ has turned out so sound

He isn't an Essex wideboy or a "born to rule" posh cunt either, probably why he is a nice chap.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

song of the day -

Hell is For Heroes - Disconnector

 

[zomgbbqftw]

It sounds like you're pretty much surrounded by douchebags, I don't know how you turned out so normal.

Yeah, mostly in the investment banking side. The analysts are all pretty decent folk. The difference is that to be an analyst you have to be smart and logical, to be an investment banker daddy has to know someone so you end up with all the idiots who couldn't make it off their own back investing unimaginable sums of other people's money into companies they know nothing about. D:

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

song of the day -

Hell is For Heroes - Disconnector

Too late, I already posted the song of the day.

Have a lovely song in your head for the day, BritGAF. No need to thank me.

 

[SKINNER!]

to be an investment banker daddy has to know someone so you end up with all the idiots who couldn't make it off their own back investing unimaginable sums of other people's money into companies they know nothing about. D:

dejavu!

Well then. Got a text this morning from the girl I met last night and she said she dreamt of me. :O

The reverse of this?

Does anyone remember worms blast? That was awesome! It was a little like competitive bust a move, but you are in boats either side of the screen, and the blocks you clear end up filling your opponents water level. Man, I must've played 100 hours of that thing with my pals.

Ha yaaass! Started the Haylay Williams gif train! Yeah I remember Worms Blast. Sadly shadowed by the other Worms games but it was alright!

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Uh oh, on a Chas and Dave youtube adventure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmno3TQtiwM

 

[donkey show]

The reverse of this?

Great, work boner. :S

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Gertcha!

Not sure what my favourite Chas and Dave song is but There Ain't No Pleasing You would have to be up there.

 

[Rubbish King]

Fucking corporate ball washers. Please Mister EA, please put your balls in my mouth and then you cock up my arse, I really love it when you do that. I'll do anything to please you Mr EA.

Fucking bunch of cunts. I get EA being cunts, it's just what they do, but apparently we're all supposed to like it and count ourselves as privileged that we get to pay for their games.

This isn't about anyone specific on GAF, it's this cunt at work who was going around threatening people with sending their name and address to EA if they talked about cracking the game for offline play. What a cunt. Need to sack the bastard but he's not really in my department.

I really dont enjoy buying a game and then having to...buy more of it to get the whole thing
But i need more information...where do you work? what do you actually do? Why would some guy threaten that are you in the industry?

Can't be bothered to comment on anything said here today.

Although I will say that we're covering Misery Business in my band, and I have a new found respect for that girls lungs. Fuck me it's a tough song to sing.

Fair play it is fucking solid, I've only ever seen one girl pull it off so make sure you record a live performance so I can judge your performance

 

[SKINNER!]

Gertcha!

Not sure what my favourite Chas and Dave song is but There Ain't No Pleasing You would have to be up there.

I enjoyed that! Geeertcha!

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

I enjoyed that! Geeertcha!

They did some great stuff. This is probably my favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt8E2Ul-Xw

 

[donkey show]

Can't be bothered to comment on anything said here today.

Although I will say that we're covering Misery Business in my band, and I have a new found respect for that girls lungs. Fuck me it's a tough song to sing.

Make sure you record a session so we can hear!

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Going headset shopping at lunch, I might even go to GAME.

Urgh.

 

[Mikeside]

Make sure you record a session so we can hear!

Same goes to you.

Going headset shopping at lunch, I might even go to GAME.

Urgh.

They generally have a couple of sets at big Tesco and Sainsbury's stores that might work out cheaper/better for you?

 

[Rubbish King]

Going headset shopping at lunch, I might even go to GAME.

Urgh.

there are a few cheap ones in there, i ws in one earlier

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Same goes to you.



They generally have a couple of sets at big Tesco and Sainsbury's stores that might work out cheaper/better for you?

there are a few cheap ones in there, i ws in one earlier

Thanks, we have HMV and three Tesco's here so I should be able to find something, I've half a mind to get a all in one set like Turtle Beach.

 

[donkey show]

Same goes to you.

Wait what?







Ooooooooooooooohhhhh. :O

 

[SKINNER!]

They did some great stuff. This is probably my favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt8E2Ul-Xw

Getting a little Flight of the Conchords vibe for them. It's not bad at all.

Same goes to you.

Going headset shopping at lunch, I might even go to GAME.

Urgh.

Deaf!! Don't go to GAME They single-handedly murdered the best UK gamestore. I can never forgive them for that.

 

[Reknoc]

Deaf!! Don't go to GAME They single-handedly murdered the best UK gamestore. I can never forgive them for that.

Grainger games is still alive though

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Deaf!! Don't go to GAME They single-handedly murdered the best UK gamestore. I can never forgive them for that.

I hate going into GAME but on some occasions I have to unless I can order it online but I'm an impatient bastard.

 

[SteveWD40]

It's Friday, I am out tonight and The Trevor Nelson collection has taken hold, this, this right here takes me back to being 23:

Bounce Bounce

 

[f0rk]

Yeah, mostly in the investment banking side. The analysts are all pretty decent folk. The difference is that to be an analyst you have to be smart and logical, to be an investment banker daddy has to know someone so you end up with all the idiots who couldn't make it off their own back investing unimaginable sums of other people's money into companies they know nothing about. D:

Fuck yeah analysts

 

[donkey show]

MIKE! https://soundcloud.com/donkey-show-1/snorlax

 

[Hot Coldman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcS3SpbC8

The end of this interview is just too brilliant for words.

fake journalist interviews fake man about fake game

 

[NinjaBoiX]

*sigh*

All the way through to Newcastle, two hour round trip, to change a light bulb for an old lady.

Fuck my life.

Although I will say that we're covering Misery Business in my band, and I have a new found respect for that girls lungs. Fuck me it's a tough song to sing.

You know that we obviously need to hear this Musha. I demand you post a link once it's recorded!

And yes, here lungs are rather impressive. I don't know how she manages to catch her breath on the last verse of Careful.

Screw it, having a burger or some such garbage today for lunch. Friday treat! I think I'll have an early finish too, this waste of time job has knocked the wind out of my sails, and I have like 4 hours flexi time to use.

 

[zomgbbqftw]

Fuck yeah analysts

Analysts, the geeks of the banking world!

 

[SKINNER!]

Analysts, the geeks of the banking world!

more like analysts...amrite?!!? High five y'all!

Spoiler

kill me now

 

[f0rk]

F1 is back this weekend fuck yeah

Analysts, the geeks of the banking world!

Well my job is with Deloitte so I guess I'm more of a geek in the accountancy/consulting world.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

F1 is back this weekend fuck yeah.

Aww yiss! No Jake though.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Fair play it is fucking solid, I've only ever seen one girl pull it off so make sure you record a live performance so I can judge your performance

Make sure you record a session so we can hear!

You know that we obviously need to hear this Musha. I demand you post a link once it's recorded!

Well we record all our rehearsals but I'm not sure we have a decent version of that. I'll see if we can get one next week.

 

[SKINNER!]

You even got the Killing in the Name cover recorded? :O

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'm listening the The Final Riot in the van right now, singing awfully and air drumming like a loon!

Strange glances abound.