Her birthday isn't until August, I can't have her go nearly a year without any sort of present.Just get her something awesome for her birthday dude, she won't care about this in a year, kids are dumb as shit
Her birthday isn't until August, I can't have her go nearly a year without any sort of present.Just get her something awesome for her birthday dude, she won't care about this in a year, kids are dumb as shit
(That teenage girl presence in the audiences. :/ )
I have £30 to spend on my daughter for christmas and am unhappy about it.[/SPOILER]
She's four, five next August, but age doesn't really come into it. I should, as her father, be able to provide for her and apart from the £150 a month maintenance I pay to her mother, I can't. I'm terrible with saving money, ironically, as that's exactly what I do with people. I just...urgh.I might be wrong but isn't your daughter quite young? For thirty quid you should be able to get her something she'll like.
She's four, five next August, but age doesn't really come into it. I should, as her father, be able to provide for her and apart from the £150 a month maintenance I pay to her mother, I can't. I'm terrible with saving money, ironically, as that's exactly what I do with people. I just...urgh.
I threw my socks on stage. That's what you do right?I bet you scream just like that when you see them Ninja.
What does this mean?She's four, five next August, but age doesn't really come into it. I should, as her father, be able to provide for her and apart from the £150 a month maintenance I pay to her mother, I can't. I'm terrible with saving money, ironically, as that's exactly what I do with people. I just...urgh.
Bobby Womack at number 2. Love it, tune is so damn good!
Haha. You took today off though right?Guys. Guys. I'm so hungover guys. Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhh.
Another man down, what happened to Hot Coldman?
Mike, how did it go with the lady last night? Give us a quick rundown buddy.
Haha. You took today off though right?
Oh yeah, I saw this on imgur last night, thought you'd get a kick out of it. It's a little Asian bambino and everything:
That is pretty damn cute like!
Now, after hours of chatting, then chatting to Musha after, my throat is actually dying & I've got a cold coming on too. This is the price I'm paying. I'm OK with it.
why the fuck is coldman banned what the fuck
Awesome Mike, it sounds like you guys got on like a house on fire. Nice dating big man!Typically, I woke up yesterday and my throat was absolutely fucked. So sore (it's even worse today)
I considered cancelling, but instead ate 3 packs of Halls over the day to calm the beast & had an amazing time - we just went to a pub in Clapham Junction, then had a walk. Talked about uni, work, GAF, comics, lots about music and families.
She's really sweet, relaxed, funny and cute & I think we're very compatible, so we're going to meet up once the holidays are over, as we're both super-busy over Christmas.
Now, after hours of chatting, then chatting to Musha after, my throat is actually dying & I've got a cold coming on too. This is the price I'm paying. I'm OK with it.
why the fuck is coldman banned what the fuck
It's literally part of my day-to-day life. My job is to help people take control of their financial situation(s) and get them back on track with any creditors they owe money to.What does this mean?!
Happy I found this thread!
When's you Birthday: 5th June, 1973
Where do you live: London SW2
Where are you from: Witham, Essex
Occupation/University: IT in the NHS, degree from Goldsmiths
Favourite Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt/Winona Ryder in Heathers
Favourite Band/Artist: Radiohead or Queen
Favourite TV Show: atm Fringe, all time...probably Buffy or S1-3 of The Wire
Favourite Crisps: Cheese & Chive Tyrell's
Favourite Biscuit: Plain chic digestive
Favourite Pokémon: I don't Pokemon
Ant or Dec: neckshots
Stalactites or Stalagmites: moss
Beano or Dandy:2000AD
Also - father of two: 3yr old daughter, 2 week (today!) old son.
Sony pony.
Fan of Rainbow Dash.
Another boring-ass rant typical of your favourite emo cunt.
I've been told not to be so open on here as I just open myself up for all manner of criticism but I don't care, I don't have anyone or anywhere to go to with this, and I just need to get it off my chest because it's eating me up and tearing me apart and I honestly feel like shit. I feel like I'm a shit enough father as it is but, with Christmas coming up, I feel even more as I'm not going to be able to afford to buy my daughter anything. I get paid on the 20th and every last penny has already been taken up by direct debits and rent and CSA and utility bills.
I'm going to be able to spend, at best, £30 on my daughter. £30 for a fucking Christmas present. I can't help but feel she hates me enough as it is and now I get to fuck up Christmas for her, too. Yay, what a fucking wonderful father I am, eh? Walking out on her when she was one and not being able to buy her anything for Christmas yet again. Urgh, it's fucking destroying me that some prick is getting to play 'father' to her and I'm stuck here, being a shit dad as per always. I fucking hate feeling like this, I fucking hate it.
Happy I found this thread!
When's you Birthday: 5th June, 1973
Where do you live: London SW2
Where are you from: Witham, Essex
Occupation/University: IT in the NHS, degree from Goldsmiths
Favourite Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt/Winona Ryder in Heathers
Favourite Band/Artist: Radiohead or Queen
Favourite TV Show: atm Fringe, all time...probably Buffy or S1-3 of The Wire
Favourite Crisps: Cheese & Chive Tyrell's
Favourite Biscuit: Plain chic digestive
Favourite Pokémon: I don't Pokemon
Ant or Dec: neckshots
Stalactites or Stalagmites: moss
Beano or Dandy:2000AD
Also - father of two: 3yr old daughter, 2 week (today!) old son.
Sony pony.
Fan of Rainbow Dash.
^see this is why we all love Dave.Howdy y'all. Man, it's been a long week. Wish I could have a lazy weekend but we need to do one last check over of the old house before we hand back the keys. Out on the piss tonight too so it'll be a rough morning.
Ah well, it's christmas soon!
I still haven't sent you my bank details so if you're holding that postage money, chuck it into the xmas fund for your daughter.
Hello. Fellow new parson here - can I just say that, as a fellow plain choc digestive fan, I think you're alright by me. Do you ever dunk?
I can't stay in debt to you, though, I owe you money.I still haven't sent you my bank details so if you're holding that postage money, chuck it into the xmas fund for your daughter.
He's taking a 5 month break to focus on his uni work according to his twitter.
Yes, yes I do, but only a quick in-and-out so as to get a melty glisten on the chocolate.
Eh, we'll worry about that some other time, you have more important things to spend money on at the moment.I can't stay in debt to you, though, I owe you money.
Eh, we'll worry about that some other time, you have more important things to spend money on at the moment.
I'd recommend getting Stunt Motherfucking City. It's what I'd be buying my daughter if she wasn't still dossing about in the womb.
BritGAF will soon be overrun by Essex residents.
Welcome fellow Essex people, as long as you hate TOWIE you'll do fine.
Use that money to take her somewhere instead. Even if it's really cheap and stupid. Doing something with my dad would've been so much more valuable than a present from him ever could've been. Have a nice day and you'll have got her a memory you can remind her of when she's too old to remember being 4. Fuck things. Nobody ever said "my dad was never around but at least be bought me stuff" but they do say "my dad never had much money but damn did I love spending time with him"
God's own county mate, despite what Yorkshiremen like to think.
TOWIE, MIC, Georde Shore, that Welsh thing.
Neckshots, all of them.
Favourite Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt/Winona Ryder in Heathers
Favourite TV Show: atm Fringe, all time...probably Buffy or S1-3 of The Wire
Beano or Dandy:2000AD
Just found this thread too!
When's you Birthday: 9th September 1986
Where do you live: Essex
Where are you from: London
Occupation/University: Teaching Assistant/Studying Computer Science with the OU
Favourite Actor/Actress: Simon Pegg
Favourite Band/Artist:Foo Fighters
Favourite TV Show: Don't watch much TV
Favourite Crisps: Chilli Heatwave Doritos
Favourite Biscuit: Garibaldi
Favourite Pokémon: Charizard
Ant or Dec: Ant
Stalactites or Stalagmites: The ones that point up.
And yeah, I think pretty soon us Essex people will rise up and take over.
Tesco is doing boxes of Ferrero Rocher for £5 a pop.
Tesco is doing boxes of Ferrero Rocher for £5 a pop. Looks like Christmas is sorted for the rest of my friends. Nobody dislikes those delicious little treats, unless you've a nut allergy... D:
These are the chocolates of kings:Tesco is doing boxes of Ferrero Rocher for £5 a pop. Looks like Christmas is sorted for the rest of my friends. Nobody dislikes those delicious little treats, unless you've a nut allergy... D:
If it counts any, my dad is from Essex.
Tesco is doing boxes of Ferrero Rocher for £5 a pop. Looks like Christmas is sorted for the rest of my friends. Nobody dislikes those delicious little treats, unless you've a nut allergy... D:
By the way that suggestion Mikeside had for a day out rather than a present sounds like a really good idea - I remember being young I always enjoyed those, even if I got nothing more than a McDonalds out of it by the end of the day. Maybe Santa's Grotto, if she's not too old for that?
BritGAF will soon be overrun by Essex residents.
Welcome fellow Essex people, as long as you hate TOWIE you'll do fine.
I don't like them
These are the chocolates of kings:
http://i.imgur.com/bQXZmYA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4ajiDLd.jpg
They look like little turds, but goddamn they're tasty as fuck.
So smooth and creamy too, just like a good shit.
CyanideStrike said:Going to sleep in the afternoon is never a good idea.