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BritGAF |OT4| - "Our Only Goal In Life Is To Become As Alpha As Possible"
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
^this is probably the most amazing thing I've ever seen in this thread
NinjaBoiX
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I'll organise a Manc Meet if no-one else wants to.
Christmas next year would be cool. CHEEZMO could fur up as Rudolph.
Will you play me Paramore songs through the wire?
I liked your piano session in Last Resort. Not gonna lie mate, got a boner.
TetraxShards
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Anyone can miss Manchester, all tucked away down there.
So interesting day today. We had a royal visit by the princess royal (princess anne) to formally open the new building.
My job was to man the door so in some ways both the local borough head of event security, the polce and the head of the royal security were all trusting me. I'm just the IT guy!
But at least I can say I was the first to greet her and the last to say goodbye.
My job was to man the door so in some ways both the local borough head of event security, the polce and the head of the royal security were all trusting me. I'm just the IT guy!
But at least I can say I was the first to greet her and the last to say goodbye.
Looks like all the fun happened whilst I was at work D:
I had a fairly big smile on my face as I watched that. Videos like that are so nice.
Trust me to miss this whilst away...
When I look back to my younger days, I find it a little odd that I've always been into guys. I had a really close male friend in Milton Keynes who I had actually kissed a few times. Then I moved to Dawlish and I thought I'd be alone, but I wasn't as I met the best friend I've ever had shortly after I moved, he helped me through a tough time and we dated whilst both in College. I did have a "phase" where I was bi though, but I'm not sure if that was just me trying to be "acceptable" by saying I liked girls. At least I'm not the only gay guy in here, I'm usually "the gay one" in the groups of friends (and former friends) I've had over the years.
I think I rambled a bit there.
I had a fairly big smile on my face as I watched that. Videos like that are so nice.
Trust me to miss this whilst away...
When I look back to my younger days, I find it a little odd that I've always been into guys. I had a really close male friend in Milton Keynes who I had actually kissed a few times. Then I moved to Dawlish and I thought I'd be alone, but I wasn't as I met the best friend I've ever had shortly after I moved, he helped me through a tough time and we dated whilst both in College. I did have a "phase" where I was bi though, but I'm not sure if that was just me trying to be "acceptable" by saying I liked girls. At least I'm not the only gay guy in here, I'm usually "the gay one" in the groups of friends (and former friends) I've had over the years.
I think I rambled a bit there.
NinjaBoiX
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Season 4 of The Wire is so sad
The Wire does have the best montages in the biz.Dat end of season montage
The one at the end of "Bad Dreams" from Season 2, where
Frank Sobotka is heading to the meet with The Greek just as The Greek's sources piece together the paper trail linking Sobotka to the sting. The way he receives the phone just as Frank is walking up to him,
Massive Spoiler for Season 2 of The Wire!
Silly question, but regarding JSA:
I start my new job on Monday, but my first pay won't be until the end of January. I'm currently on jobseekers, £450 a month. If I phone up the job center tomorrow to let them know I'm now employed, will they stop my benefit immediately, or will they pay it until next month to cover the rent?
Because if it's the former, I'm fucked.
I start my new job on Monday, but my first pay won't be until the end of January. I'm currently on jobseekers, £450 a month. If I phone up the job center tomorrow to let them know I'm now employed, will they stop my benefit immediately, or will they pay it until next month to cover the rent?
Because if it's the former, I'm fucked.
So I was at this party last week and this guy came up and was like "Hey man! Where are you from?"
and I told him "I was from Queens NY"
and then he was like "No, I mean, Where are you REALLY from?"...which, for those of you who don't know, that's code for "No, I mean, Why aren't you white?"
Hahaha, so true. Laughed hard at that. Watching John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show on Netflix which is practically the American version of Live at the Apollo except John Oliver effortlessly shits all over Michael McIntyre. Shame it's censored though.
and I told him "I was from Queens NY"
and then he was like "No, I mean, Where are you REALLY from?"...which, for those of you who don't know, that's code for "No, I mean, Why aren't you white?"
Hahaha, so true. Laughed hard at that. Watching John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show on Netflix which is practically the American version of Live at the Apollo except John Oliver effortlessly shits all over Michael McIntyre. Shame it's censored though.
Little Old Man
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You're expected to work a month in hand by the DWP from my limited knowledge. They'll basically pay what they owe you until the exact date you start work, and no more.
Usual rules too: if average hours are less than 16 per week you can remain on JSA (but you loose it pound for pound against what you earn bar the first £5 each week, rendering it pointless to stay signed on), over 16 hours a week you're straight off the list.
However I'd still ring them (don't ask in the office, they couldn't give less of a shit) or Citizens Advice to see what assistance is available. Infact just go straight to the CAB.
I aint no mane! (stabs Witch King)
I'm not ignoring it, I thought I already had.
edit...might I refer you please to post 16160. 'Twas a good post.
SquiddyCracker
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Watching Pobol y Cwm.
Welsh is such a hot language.
Welsh is such a hot language.
Deaf Spacker
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I'm a little late but what?! I wouldn't have said that you were four years older than me, I'd have said the opposite.
P.S I'm straight, wasn't sure for a while when I was a teenager though, seems like it's normal.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
You just have to continue to look for work whilst you work
NinjaBoiX
Member
Coreda made me a Crimbo avy. Tis jolly, and not blurry shit like that one I found from a google search.
Merry Christmas guys and stuff.
She fly.
Merry Christmas guys and stuff.
Oops, my bad. That post passed me by!
I'm not a fan, it sounds like someone clearing their throat. Plus, it's one of those languages where everything sounds like a question.
Deets please, sounds like it could be an amusing tale.
Yeah, Soturi is hot as fuck. I take the piss sometimes, but she ma buddy, it's all in good jest!
She fly.
Musha_Soturi
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CHEEZMO;93384934 said:
Andy had a great idea about using place names as people names for a novel. There are so many great ones, Leighton Buzzard, Wooton Bassett etc.
I hope that's sarcasm. If not you have issues.
Aww bless you, such a sweetie. Yeah I know, I look ridiculously young for my age.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
oooh we having a sex talk?
Think I'll weigh in later when it's more interesting
Think I'll weigh in later when it's more interesting
NinjaBoiX
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I would like clarification on Lirlord's "I got pegged" and Cyanide's "partial blowjob" post.
I want to know if Lirlord was nudged by a penis in a crowd, or wether someone knocked at the back door. And Cyanide, how exactly does one quantify a "partial" blowjob?
Not that exciting. Put it in, gave it a few licks and sucks, didn't really like it so stopped much to his annoyance.
NinjaBoiX
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I'm in such a good mood today, I'm proper bouncing about the place, but I can't put my finger on exactly why. I did get a solid 8-9 hours sleep last night, it's lush weather up here today and it's nearly the weekend.
Then one more week at work until January! Aww yeah.
(Thank you for giving me a reason to post this glorious gif.)
Guys, The 1975 are the worst band on the radio at the minute, god damn, what a bunch of wet ends. That dude's voice is so unbelievably limp and nasal. I mean listen to this shit:
The 1975 - Girls
And that "Chocolate" one too, urgh. It's like they're trying to sound as slight and inoffensive as possible. They're so fucking boring man!
Bring back Mumford & Sons, all is forgiven.
Then one more week at work until January! Aww yeah.
(Thank you for giving me a reason to post this glorious gif.)
Guys, The 1975 are the worst band on the radio at the minute, god damn, what a bunch of wet ends. That dude's voice is so unbelievably limp and nasal. I mean listen to this shit:
The 1975 - Girls
And that "Chocolate" one too, urgh. It's like they're trying to sound as slight and inoffensive as possible. They're so fucking boring man!
Bring back Mumford & Sons, all is forgiven.
Hey now, let's not say things we're going to regret. Mumford & Sons can never be forgiven.
Ha! I watch that too, just to piss the missus off. That and Air An Rathad. Don't understand a fucking word of either of 'em.
Let's stop before you all gang up on something you don't understand. Mumford are fun.
Deaf Spacker
Memb
That makes two of us, I still get asked for I.D.
Can't say i agree. The guy's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Edit : did I say you looked old??I genuinely don't remember that (or a lot of the events of the evening)
Deaf Spacker
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I do moisturise my face and drink litres of water every day, maybe that helps?
Maybe its just me, but I like his voice. In that song, at least.
And yeah, the subject of my age and why I have very little hair was somewhat broached. I believe someone said I look like I'm in my late thirties. Cheers, fella.
NinjaBoiX
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Paramore are more fun dude, and you know it.
Anyway, the only reason you like Mumford is because you fancy the pants off the lead singer. It's kind of sad Mike.
Big bag of "meh". Thoroughly bland instrumentation, boring melodies, dull rhythms and one godawful voice. And the lyrics are trite as hell too, there is one chorus where he is whining about her "having a boyfriend anyway" or some such nonsense.
I'm often ID when wearing a hat, sometimes even for cigarettes! That's what adhering to a strict skincare regime will do for you. Which reminds me, I need to buy cucumber today for my eyes for when I put my mud mask on tonight.
Without a hat, they're often too blinded by the glare off my bonce to make an accurate assessment.
That cat is fucking awesome.
I probably do look older than I am. The fact that my hair is horrendous (I'd shave it but I look bad with a shaven head) doesn't help. Although I did get ID'd for a PG film back when I was in College because "I was under 18 and didn't have an adult with me". Good old Tesco.
As for music, honestly I'm incredibly out of touch with music these days. Only reason I have Madeon music is because a friend was playing The City on his phone once and I asked what the song was.
As for music, honestly I'm incredibly out of touch with music these days. Only reason I have Madeon music is because a friend was playing The City on his phone once and I asked what the song was.
Obligatory "nice pussy".
My guess is just being so awesome.
Just found out my parents are definitely buying me a house for Christmas.
I'm not sure how to react really. Obviously it's a good thing, but it's a shitload of money and I've been a total dick this year. Ah well.
We've found a place for £180k, gonna look at it later. Fingers crossed it'll be alright. The aim is for us to be in before our rental lease here runs out at the end of Jan.
I'm not sure how to react really. Obviously it's a good thing, but it's a shitload of money and I've been a total dick this year. Ah well.
We've found a place for £180k, gonna look at it later. Fingers crossed it'll be alright. The aim is for us to be in before our rental lease here runs out at the end of Jan.
Well its not that amusing but here we go:
Im into bdsm. Not so much the pain stuff as the power dynamic and the control. Well so was an ex of mine. Typically i was dom and she was sub. It worked. She had a fairly forceful personality so one night she insisted on being dom. Fast forward into the night a bit. Im in reverse prayer and she whips out a strapon. After a few minutes of the most uncomfortable feeling ever I cry out our safeword "aftersun". Im limp and my arse is red and i find it difficult to sit for a few days. Never again.
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