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[Symphonia]

Look at those baby blues!

My eyes are the one thing I like about me.

Hell yes. Deets in OP. Will update as and when details get finalised.

Awesome stuff, that's one meet I will definitely go to.

Totally cool. Stop being a pussy

Not quite that easy, my man.

Remember when you said you'd got a couple of numbers from OKCupid? Thus far i've got zip/nada/nothing from the other more marine site...given the statistics about those sites you've got to have something to be more confident about.

Yeah, but then the girls get to know me and see me in real-life, and it all goes down the shitter.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Out of interest, what platform are Brit gafians getting GTA V on?

360.

 

[SmokyDave]

I know it makes me a miserable cynical bastard, but there's part of me that thinks 'over 50 + male + used to work in kids TV = guilty'. Obviously that isn't at all true, it's just how I feel.

Rolf comes as no shock.

 

[no angel]

I know it makes me a miserable cynical bastard, but there's part of me that thinks 'over 50 + male + used to work in kids TV = guilty'. Obviously that isn't at all true, it's just how I feel.

Rolf comes as no shock.

It just makes those panting noises he used to do over his wobble board sound all the more sinister.

 

[Juicy Bob]

I know it makes me a miserable cynical bastard, but there's part of me that thinks 'over 50 + male + used to work in kids TV = guilty'. Obviously that isn't at all true, it's just how I feel.

Rolf comes as no shock.

You're more of a miserable cynical bastard than I. I was shocked about the allegations about Rolf Harris, but that just shows that anyone could potentially be a monster, no matter how friendly and nice they might appear.

Maybe I should become more cynical.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

GTA ONLINE HIERARCHIES

Seems we getting a PS3 crew together so I vote Jed be Leader. You can sort it all out via Social Club already.

I gratefully accept this nomination. Argh my hype level is so high it actually hurts a bit, like a low throb in my soul.

Awesome, are we gonna start putting our crew together now? What's the cap? Just heading over to the social club to join.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Out of interest, what platform are Brit gafians getting GTA V on?

I think the most of us will be on PS3. The TLoU crew is at least 8 people, prob can get more too. Join us!

Not quite that easy, my man.

Have you SEEN that gif of me that Ninja takes great delight in posting? I'm a chubby chubby boy with bad teeth and no chin and have spent the majority of my life battling feelings of inadequacy and agraphobia. But after a while, you've got to shit or get off the pot, you know? Life your life dude!

It's better to be afraid and act than to live your life in fear.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Awesome, are we gonna start putting our crew together now? What's the cap? Just heading over to the social club to join.

I'll get on tonight and have a poke around, can't access the site from work

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Primary Schools always seem to be staffed by fine looking 20-odd year old honeys in my experience. Add in the inherent attractive appeal of the occupation (its like the female version of a firefighter to me) and it's like Ninja catnip.

I'm walking around this here school struggling to keep my tongue from hanging out of my mouth.



On a similar note: Rolf,

That sounds really cool. When is the patch out?

No date as of yet.

The update does not yet have a release date.

GTA ONLINE HIERARCHIES

Seems we getting a PS3 crew together so I vote Jed be Leader. You can sort it all out via Social Club already.

This also sounds most excellent.

Out of interest, what platform are Brit gafians getting GTA V on?

PS4 baby! I want full fat GTA5.

 

[Symphonia]

Ninja, it's probably advisable to not walk around a school with your tongue hanging out :L

 

[Screaming Meat]

There's already a GAF crew, isn't there? Max Payne 3 ones transfer over. Is it gonna be BritGAF specific?

I know it makes me a miserable cynical bastard, but there's part of me that thinks 'over 50 + male + used to work in kids TV = guilty'. Obviously that isn't at all true, it's just how I feel.

Rolf comes as no shock.

Can't wait for Noel and Brucie to go down.

Wait, that sounded all kinds of wrong.

Primary Schools always seem to be staffed by fine looking 20-odd year old honeys in my experience. Add in the inherent attractive appeal of the occupation (its like the female version of a firefighter to me) and it's like Ninja catnip.

I'm walking around this here school struggling to keep my tongue from hanging out of my mouth.

That explains why you stole my wife.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Brucie's next, mark my words.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Brucie's next, mark my words.

That sounds like a threat.

 

[8bit]

The box is shutting down. Fuck.

 

[no angel]

Primary Schools always seem to be staffed by fine looking 20-odd year old honeys in my experience. Add in the inherent attractive appeal of the occupation (its like the female version of a firefighter to me) and it's like Ninja catnip.

I'm walking around this here school struggling to keep my tongue from hanging out of my mouth.

My mate's a primary school teacher.

He does NOT fill this criteria.

 

[Hystzen]

Awesome, are we gonna start putting our crew together now? What's the cap? Just heading over to the social club to join.

You can have a infinite amount of crew members just special slots assigned to members.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Ninja, it's probably advisable to not walk around a school with your tongue hanging out :L

No kids today.

Just fine looking honeys.

That explains why you stole my wife.

I told you dude, she's my wife now!

 

[Screaming Meat]

I told you dude, she's my wife now!

But I haven't had dinner in over a week and the washing is really piling up...

[Please note that the above statement contains trace amounts of irony which some posters may be allergic to. In case of emergency, consult your nearest stand-up comedian or visit your local Working Man's club.]

 

[Musha_Soturi]

You can have a infinite amount of crew members just special slots assigned to members.

Beyond the overall Crew cap, there is no limit on how many Crew members you can designate to any one tier

Seems there is a cap, but it doesn't say how much

 

[Jordan]

I've got GTA as a 360 preorder to be honest. Debating whether to change it now so I can play with you guise

 

[Screaming Meat]

Seems there is a cap, but it doesn't say how much

It's in the hundreds. Are you guys making a seperate GAF crew, then?

I've got GTA as a 360 preorder to be honest. Debating whether to change it now so I can play with you guise

What am I, chopped freakin' liver?!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Out of interest, what platform are Brit gafians getting GTA V on?

Tree siddy.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Tree siddy.

We should hook up and compare dads. XD

 

[Musha_Soturi]

It's in the hundreds. Are you guys making a seperate GAF crew, then?

I think we should, BritGaf is BestGaf after all.

 

[SKINNER!]

Thinking 360 as most people I know will pick it up on that console but my Gold membership runs out in Nov and I was hoping to not renew it :/

 

[Hystzen]

I've got GTA as a 360 preorder to be honest. Debating whether to change it now so I can play with you guise

change it

Seems there is a cap, but it doesn't say how much

eh doubt the cap would bother us not like going have thousands of members but you could always invite people you know to crew who not on GAF

It's in the hundreds. Are you guys making a seperate GAF crew, then?

Well most of GAF is US so timezone is messed up might as well have a sub crew that can all play together at same time

 

[Jordan]

It's in the hundreds. Are you guys making a seperate GAF crew, then?



What am I, chopped freakin' liver?!

I'll stay on the 360 side and I'll play with you

 

[Little Old Man]

I think the most of us will be on PS3. The TLoU crew is at least 8 people, prob can get more too. Join us!

Ah good. I will probably hold off buying till later on in the year though. How do you guys do voicechat usually?

PS4 baby! I want full fat GTA5.

I'd happily take a PC version alas it will probably be sometime before it's released.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Well most of GAF is US so timezone is messed up might as well have a sub crew that can all play together at same time

I think we should, BritGaf is BestGaf after all.

Sign me up, then!

I'll stay on the 360 side and I'll play with you

Awww, babes. Are the majorirty of folks here on PS3? I don't want to tear you away from the beating heart of this fine institution.

 

[Jordan]

Sign me up, then!



Awww, babes. Are the majorirty of folks here on PS3? I don't want to tear you away from the beating heart of this fine institution.

I've always been a 360 fan anyways.

 

[Screaming Meat]

I've always been a 360 fan anyways.

Fuck it, why not?

 

[SmokyDave]

I'll be getting it on PS3. Got the week off to sit and monster through it. Then I need to try and make some headway on my nutty Vita backlog before next gen hits.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I've got GTA as a 360 preorder to be honest. Debating whether to change it now so I can play with you guise

Thinking 360 as most people I know will pick it up on that console but my Gold membership runs out in Nov and I was hoping to not renew it :/

Change it!

Ah good. I will probably hold off buying till later on in the year though. How do you guys do voicechat usually?

Usually Skype, it sounds a lot better IMO. But maybe because I have a shitty headset for the PS3.

 

[Jordan]

Fuck it, why not?

Exactly.

Change it!

You change yours.

 

[Danj]

Out of interest, what platform are Brit gafians getting GTA V on?

PS4 if it doesn't come out on PC. I'm in with PS4 at launch, first time I've ever been able to go in with a console at launch.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Exactly.



You change yours.

My Xbox is broke No more 360 games for this boy. Plus everyone else will be on PS3.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

If I had the choice, I'd get GTAO on PS3 to play with you guys, then get GTA5 on PS4 to play the story.

But who am I kidding? There is no way I'm waiting a year or whatever until they port it to next gen!

 

[Little Old Man]

Change it!



Usually Skype, it sounds a lot better IMO. But maybe because I have a shitty headset for the PS3.

My headset wound up broke anyway after I didn't use it for a year (how does that work??), so Skype sounds good.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

If I had the choice, I'd get GTAO on PS3 to play with you guys, then get GTA5 on PS4 to play the story.

But who am I kidding? There is no way I'm waiting a year or whatever until they port it to next gen!

Yeah man, fuck waiting for next gen. A whole other year to wait for this bad boy? Ain't gonna happen.

If it ever comes out on the next consoles I'll just buy it again.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Yeah man, fuck waiting for next gen. A whole other year to wait for this bad boy? Ain't gonna happen.

If it ever comes out on the next consoles I'll just buy it again.

The R* HD Collection:

RDR
GTA4/5
MP3

1080p60, triple buffered with 8xMSAA.

Godly proposition!

Edit: we've burned through nearly a quarter of the thread in just over three weeks guys. That's POPGAF levels of consumption!

 

[Screaming Meat]

The R* HD Collection:

RDR
GTA4/5
MP3

1080p60, triple buffered with 8xMSAA.

Godly proposition!

 

[TetraxShards]

I'll be getting GTAV on 360 but I won't be bothering with the multiplayer. I had my fill of that with modded Vice City multiplayer on PC back in the day. I gotta finish Saints Row IV (it's a bit good) and maybe do a playthrough of XCOM Declassified before I get my PS4. I think another XCOM will break me, Enemy Unknown was my favourite game of 2012 but it made me so angry at times.

Might do a Spotify playlist. Not a big music person, but I think I can cobble together 50 songs.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

The R* HD Collection:

RDR
GTA4/5
MP3

1080p60, triple buffered with 8xMSAA.

Godly proposition!

Edit: we've burned through nearly a quarter of the thread in just over three weeks guys. That's POPGAF levels of consumption!

Well considering they never HD'd anything this gen (apart from Bully), I wouldn't hold my breath. Although much like Bully, V is a gen ending game so it does make sense to port it. But R* have never made too much sense.

 

[NinjaFridge]

Think I'll hold off on GTA5 until we see how well it performs on the PS3 hardware.

 

[Screaming Meat]

What's BritGAF's general consensus regarding GTA IV?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

What's BritGAF's general consensus regarding GTA IV?

I loved it and will fight anyone who says otherwise!

99.9% completed once (couldn't find one last damn pigeon!), then 100%'d it a year later . 100% both DLCs as well, including all those crazy gold scores in Gay Tony. It's my game of the gen until two and a half weeks time from now.

 

[Screaming Meat]

I loved it and will fight anyone who says otherwise!

I got your back on that one. I'm telling ya, if I weren't a married man I'd run to Aldershot and get all Peppy Le Pew on yo ass.

Thinking about it, Peppy Le Pew is pretty much a cartoon about uh... non-consensual sex, isn't it? How depressing.

99.9% completed once (couldn't find one last damn pigeon!), then 100%'d it a year later . 100% both DLCs as well, including all those crazy gold scores in Gay Tony. It's my game of the gen until two and a half weeks time from now.

Dear god. I never felt inclined to hunt those pigeons. I doff my cap at thee.

 

[Jordan]

What's BritGAF's general consensus regarding GTA IV?

Loved it, not enough to 100% it (but I haven't 100%'d a game in a long time) but I agree with Jed.

 

[NinjaFridge]

What's BritGAF's general consensus regarding GTA IV?

Boring. Haven't tried the episodes yet but I've been meaning to. They have been going for £15 pretty much everywhere for a while and wont drop in price.

 

[SmokyDave]

What's BritGAF's general consensus regarding GTA IV?

Literally the only GTA game I've ever given up on. Boring as fuck. Completely lacking charm. Dull.

I liked the driving and the Euphoria physics stuff, but the actual game was a bitter disappointment. I was so hyped for it too