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[Screaming Meat]

Who is Noel Edmonds?

An idiot.

 

[BGBW]

Who is Noel Edmonds?

The king of house parties.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Oh I'm very aberrant if that wasn't obvious already, it's glorious too...

Who is Noel Edmonds?

Quick question if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Quick question if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?

I bought the Mr Blobby single when I was 10, so < 20 ??

 

[Blink Me]

I bought the Mr Blobby single when I was 10, so < 20 ??

I think I got it when I was 5. Classic song they should bring him out of retirement.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Deal or No Deal is still on the airwaves.

I bought the Mr Blobby single when I was 10, so < 20 ??

Wait, how old are you...?

 

[dapperbandit]

Listening to Classic FM at work.

I am so fucking white, it's great.

 

[Mistel]

An idiot.

Well that's hilarious oh my.

Quick question if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?

I'm a 17 year old why?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Deal or No Deal is still on the airwaves.



Wait, how old are you...?

I am 30 and eleven twelfths.

 

[Screaming Meat]

I am 30 and eleven twelfths.

A whippersnapper, eh?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Well that's hilarious oh my.

I'm a 17 year old why?

I think it's mostly because HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO NOEL EDMUNDS IS?!? Kids today man

Or perhaps because Musha reacts to youth like a vampire to garlic "sniff sniff... is that ... 90s child???"

 

[SKINNER!]

First Malcolm in the Middle is considered old and now Deal or No Deal?!

Aww, fuck this you guys. Cannae handle this. Had enough.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

A whippersnapper, eh?

I am in but the springtime of my middle age.

 

[sploatee]

I'm 32. But it helps if you think of me as 65. At least until the summer.

 

[Blink Me]

Listening to Classic FM at work.

I am so fucking white, it's great.

I listen to it on the way to work and back. Shame about the adverts though.

Going back to Noel Edmunds I always wanted to think the banker on Deal or No Deal was Mr Blobby.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I'm 32. But it helps if you think of me as 65. At least until the summer.

How're your knees doing this year m'dut?

 

[sploatee]

How're your knees doing this year m'dut?

Oooh. Not great. Is it cold in here?

 

[BGBW]

17 is still older than tash right.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Going back to Noel Edmunds I always wanted to think the banker on Deal or No Deal was Mr Blobby.

I always imagined it was this guy...

Y'know, like every Banker on the planet.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Well that's hilarious oh my.

I'm a 17 year old why?

I think it's mostly because HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO NOEL EDMUNDS IS?!? Kids today man

Or perhaps because Musha reacts to youth like a vampire to garlic "sniff sniff... is that ... 90s child???"

Pretty much this.

But yeah, I didn't understand how you couldn't know who Noel Edmunds is.

And stuff.

 

[sploatee]

I'm kind of surprised that Noel E hasn't been pulled up on some Operation Yewtree thing. I mean he fits the bill - ex children's TV,old beard, brightly coloured clothes.

 

[Screaming Meat]

I'm kind of surprised that Noel E hasn't been pulled up on some Operation Yewtree thing. I mean he fits the bill - ex children's TV,old beard, brightly coloured clothes.

Edmonds? NONCE-SENSE.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I'm kind of surprised that Noel E hasn't been pulled up on some Operation Yewtree thing. I mean he fits the bill - ex children's TV,old beard, brightly coloured clothes.

I think the difference is that Noel was a kind and attentive lover, so his victims never had cause for complaint.

 

[sploatee]

Edmonds? NONCE-SENSE.

Do you know there's a Jessops on Market Street in Manc?

Every time I walk past it I think 'jessop jessop jessop'.

 

[Mistel]

But yeah, I didn't understand how you couldn't know who Noel Edmunds is.
And stuff.

Fair enough, is stuff related to the Salo thread perchance or something else?

 

[dapperbandit]

I think the difference is that Noel was a kind and attentive lover, so his victims never had cause for complaint.

lol Jed

Me and my friends used to joke about which TV personality would turn out to be a child molestor next.

Neil Buchanan from Art Attack for example. He would definitely lure you down to his paper mache sex dungeon and ensare you in a mixture of glitter and PVA glue then have his way with you as The Head watched.

 

[Rubbish King]

Help me pls

don't laugh or I'll glass ya'

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Fair enough, is stuff related to the Salo thread perchance or something else?

haha, no no, just your general demeanour.

 

[Screaming Meat]

What the hell is Salo and why wasn't I informed about it before?

 

[Lirlond]

17?!

I thought you were older with the.. materials you were posting

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

What the hell is Salo and why wasn't I informed about it before?

haha I would have thought you'd be all about that! I think I would like to watch it too, if only because it would help my understanding of the first Invisibles trade better.

 

[sploatee]

haha I would have thought you'd be all about that! I think I would like to watch it too, if only because it would help my understanding of the first Invisibles trade better.

One day I might watch it. Maybe. It sounds like you'd get all you need from it from a summary though. Fascism = degradation.

 

[broadwayrock]

Neil Buchanan from Art Attack for example. He would definitely lure you down to his paper mache sex dungeon and ensare you in a mixture of glitter and PVA glue then have his way with you as The Head watched.

That explains this then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGCgQDYrlDw

 

[dapperbandit]

That explains this then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGCgQDYrlDw

lol'd hearitly thanks

 

[SKINNER!]

Neil Buchanan from Art Attack for example. He would definitely lure you down to his paper mache sex dungeon and ensare you in a mixture of glitter and PVA glue then have his way with you as The Head watched.

Goddammit, I had an awkwardly difficult time explaining to my work colleagues why I was laughing hard.

 

[Screaming Meat]

haha I would have thought you'd be all about that! I think I would like to watch it too, if only because it would help my understanding of the first Invisibles trade better.

Aaah! Is it a movie of 120 Days? I'M IN!

 

[Mistel]

17?!
I thought you were older with the.. materials you were posting

Really? Well what can I say, I really like that sort of stuff if you haven't guessed by now.

What the hell is Salo and why wasn't I informed about it before?

Well sadism is named after its author Marquis de Sade and the book is darker than the film for sure. If you like the film you might like some of my suggestions in the thread for others to watch...

 

[dapperbandit]

I'm not gonna lie I have read that.

The written word is often sexier than it's given credit for. I reckon I could write some Top Quality whacking material myself.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I'm not gonna lie I have read that.

The written word is often sexier than it's given credit for. I reckon I could write some Top Quality whacking material myself.

BritGAF slashfic, go!

 

[sploatee]

Stormington Trooper, what interests do you have outside sex?

 

[SKINNER!]

Stormington Trooper, what interests do you have outside sex?

masturbation.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Stormington Trooper, what interests do you have outside sex?

Dark Souls and GTA!

 

[sploatee]

masturbation.

That's all 17 year olds do!

 

[Mistel]

Stormington Trooper, what interests do you have outside sex?

Well these:

masturbation.

Dark Souls and GTA!

And cars, literature (like 120 days of sodom, lolita and Carmilla), modelling, erotic photography, star wars, halo and dinosaurs. But my favorite has to be sex and that sort of stuff like seduction, desires and temptation for vices.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNAGm5Wpx0

 

[sploatee]

literature (like 120 days of sodom, lolita and Carmilla),

I am theatrically raising my eyebrow at 'literature'.

 

[SmokyDave]

I am theatrically raising my eyebrow at 'literature'.

I believe the apt term is actually 'cliterature'.

Thanks to all that wished me well. Keep meaning to update but short for time. Will sort shortly.

 

[Screaming Meat]

That's all 17 year olds do!

I didn't. I had no idea I had genitals till I was 18.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I am theatrically raising my eyebrow at 'literature'.

But Literotica got Lit in it though!

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Well that's hilarious oh my.

I'm a 17 year old why?

Fuck me, you're living in a whole 'nother world.

Now i know how my parents feel.